[The Avengers logged on]
[Fury logged on]
Thor: I AM SORRY, LOKI DIDNT MEAN TO KILL HIM
Natasha: thor...he stabbed him 37 times...37 TIMES.
Thor: AFTER ALL HE IS ADOPTED
Fury: Enough of this nonsense, we need to find Loki.
Thor: ONCE AGAIN I AM SORRY, I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD ESCAPE FROM MY ROOM WHEN I WAS OUT GETTING POPTARTS
Bruce: he has to be here somewhere...
Clint: dont say we have to go and search for him AGAIN
Steve: ohh come on, its fun! :D
Bruce: i'd rather do science
Tony: i'd rather get drunk
Bruce: drunk science?
Tony: yes, i bring the drink, you bring the science.
[Bruce logged off]
Fury: STOP. Everyone needs to go look for Loki!
Tony: sorry, you dont say no to drunk scienceeeee
[Tony logged off]
Fury: I knew having him on the team would be a bad idea...Anyways I need to go now, good luck finding Loki.
[Fury logged off]
Steve: dont worry fury, i'll make sure we find loki. clint, go search in the storages, natasha you look in the bedrooms.
Natasha: just because your superhero name is Captain America doesnt mean you can tell me what to do.
Steve: please natasha?
Natasha: use the magic words!
Steve: PRETTY AMAZING BEAUTIFUL NATASHA, PLEASE?
Natasha: fine...
Steve: someone is having her time of the month...
Natasha: still not offline...
Steve: IMSOSORRYDONTKILLMEBYE
[Steve logged off]
Clint: we're alone Natasha, wanna skip the hide'n'seek game ?(;
Natasha: go make me a sandwich or i'll kill you.
Clint: SURETHINGBERIGHTBACK
[Clint logged off]
*10 minutes later*
[Clint logged on]
Clint: HEREISYOURSANDWICHWHATSHOULDIDOMISTRESS
Natasha: do you really think i would kill you? :o
Clint: yes...
Natasha: good, atleast you got something right.
Clint:....
[Tony logged on]
[Bruce logged on]
Tony: noot to schhare u or anithing..,,..but meand BANNER mayyyybe madde a littell killree robbbot doggii
Bruce: butt itz SO cuteeee, you wiill all gona low itt.
Tony: andd wii mayybeee losst iit...
Bruce: iitt wazznt ouJFSAJESKTLNGDLSBDLZFEKLRSNLDFHJBK
Tony: YIIPIII HEERE COMMES THII HUUULK
Bruce: JKDSFJEKKSDNJFIONSWEFFEAJKOCOCODL
[Steve logged on]
Steve: AHHH, THERE IS SOME SORT OF DOG THATS CHASING ME, IT LOOKS SCARY
Tony: avww yuoo met havee mii litle dogiii
Steve: PLEASE. OUCH. IT'S BITING ME. HELP ME.
[Steve logged off]
Clint: Im coming for you :D
[Clint logged off]
Tony: theii choud haw bromanze!
Natasha: STARK. THROW YOURSELF OF THE SHIP. WITHOUT YOUR IRON MAN SUIT.
Tony: SOMONE IS HAVEING THEYR PERIOD
Thor: WHAT? WHAT DOES A PERIOD MEAN?
Natasha: its when, once in a month you feel angry and pissed off at everything, especially MEN IN IRON SUITS. you also have a craving for chocolate and other things.but seriously, im coming for you stark.
[Natasha logged off]
Thor: I CAN ALSO BE ANGRY. I HAVE PERIOD.
Tony: i would laugh, but concidering that there is a master assassin on her period that is on her way to kill me, i feel more like crying. see? my body even got sober from fear.
Thor: I AM ON MY PERIOD. I WANT CHOCOLATE.
Tony: someone please save me:/
Thor: THE MIGHTY THOR IS ON HIS WAY, HE WILL NOT LET HIS PERIOD STOP HIM.
[Thor logged off]
Tony: oh dear lord.
[Tony logged off]
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The avengers chat!
HumorSo this is what happens when The Avengers ( and other people :3 ) chat with eachother. Please comment what you think about it! And no matter how much I want to, I do sadly not own The Avengers or any of the other characters that might appear! :(