[The Avengers logged on]
[Loki logged on]
[Pepper logged on]
Thor: Your hair turned out fabulous brother! Red is truly your color.
Loki: I feel fabulous!
Clint: Natasha how about we go get a room?
Loki: Barton stop.
Clint: We could pretend we were in Budapest ;)
Loki: CLINT LET GO OF ME. PLEASE MOVE YOUR HAND.
Natasha: what the fuck are you doing clint?
Clint: oh my god it's two natashas :o
Loki: I AM NO NATASHA
Clint: but who is the real one?:OOOO
Natasha: Clint it's me!
Loki: CLINT TAKE TWO BIG STEPS AWAY FROM ME
Tony: maybe coloring your hair was a bad idea...clint seems confused
Clint: WHO SHOULD I CHOOSE? may th-
Tony: DONT. YOU. DARE.
Clint: MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN MY FAVOUR.
Pepper: Just because you happen to be good with a bow doesn't mean you can quo-
Clint: THEY ARE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
Pepper: That doesn't even make sense!
Clint: Neither does your faaaace!
Tony: Just ignore him, that's what I do.
Bruce: Steve? Steve? STEVE LOOK AT ME.
Steve: Hi there
Bruce: Do..do..do I have pretty eyes?
Steve: uhm...perhaps...i havent really checked...
Bruce: YOU THINK IM UGLY YOU HATE ME WHY DO THE WORLD HATE ME
Steve: Sorry! I mean your eyes are so pretty, it's like looking at...eh..at a...i dunno, something pretty?
Natasha: Lets just play your stupid game Tony so I can have you all as my slaves.
Loki: Wait, so if I win, I can command you to do anything I want?
Steve: This probably wasn't the smartest decision we have made.
Tony: Let me go get some knives and we can start.
[Tony logged off]
Loki: KNIVES? :D I approve this game.
Clint: I know you do sweetie.
[Tony logged on]
Tony: Lets start....THE KNIFE GAME!
Steve: I GOT THAT REFERENCE!
Tony: It wasn't a reference?
Steve: So it's a coincidence that the game involves a knife and is called the knife game?! I THINK NOT.
Tony: Anyways...put your left hand on the floor and spread out your fingers, then you take the knife and stabs it between the spaces like this. *shows it to the others* If you stab your finger you are out. Are you guys ready? We'll keep on going until only one is left.
Natasha: I'm so gonna win this, you could just gi- CLINT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO IT ON YOUR OWN HAND
Clint: I cant find my hand.
Tony: Three, two, one, GO!
Clint: OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHHHHHH THATS MY HAND
Pepper: OH MY GOD CLINT. His finger is almost chopped off!
Natasha: He'll be fine, if he doesn't shut up soon his finger wont be the only thing chopped off.
Thor: Be careful brother, I do not wish to see your fingers not attached to your hands.
Loki: SILENT. I knew the hands were involved all along, you thought you could fo- HOLY SHIT IT HURTS. SON OF A ODIN. SOMEONE PULL OUT THE KNIFE.
Thor: I want to help you, but I really wish to have slaves for a day.
Loki: CLINT PULL IT OUT.
Clint: OKEY! IT STILL HURTS.
Loki: I MEANT MY KNIFE NOT YOUR FINGER
Steve: I dont want my fingers chopped off :'((( IM OUT.
Pepper: Same here, what were you thinking Tony?!
Tony: I am an adult so I can do whatever I want. That includes playi- GOD. PEPPER POUR SOME ALCOHOL ON MY FINGER OH MY GOD.
Natasha: So it's just Thor, Anger issues and me left, just as easy as stealing secret government paper from Germany.
Bruce: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME.
Natasha: I CALLED YOU ANGER ISSUES, GOT A PROBLEM, HUH?!
Tony: Nice done Natasha, now we have an enormous green rage monster WITH A KNIFE!
Steve: MR HULK PLEASE PUT DOWN THE KNIFE
Natasha: MOTHERFU- MUST KEEP GOING.
Pepper: Natasha you do realise you have a KNIFE IN YOUR ARM.
Natasha: THE RULES SAID THAT IF YOU HIT YOUR FINGER WITH A KNIFE YOU WERE OUT
Steve: NATASHA YOUR ARM IS SHAKING AND OMG THERE IS SO MUCH BLOOD
Natasha: I'm fine! It's not like I'm go- *suddenly she faints*
Steve: WE NEED A HOSPITAL
Loki: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PULL OUT THE KNIFE
Thor: I won :D I WON I WON I WON I WON I WON
Tony: And we have a winner...THOR ODINSON
Clint: Have anyone seen my finger? I kinda need it.
Thor: LETS ALL GO TO BED SO IT WILL BE TOMORROW SO YOU WILL ALL BE MY SLAVES
Pepper: What about Natasha? Shouldn't we do something about the knife in her arm!
Tony: You heard her, she's fine!
Tony: Oh right, you're still here. MR HULK WE ARE GONNA SLEEP NOW, PLEASE DONT SMASH ANYTHING
Tony: Thank you.
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The avengers chat!Humor
So this is what happens when The Avengers ( and other people :3 ) chat with eachother. Please comment what you think about it! And no matter how much I want to, I do sadly not own The Avengers or any of the other characters that might appear! :(