Sexting / Texting One Directi...

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Sexting / Texting One Direction
Chapter 1: "Yes im weird. Deal with it!"
Chapter 2: Who is it? HAHA ! too bad..
Chapter 3: IM DEAD. OFFICIALLY DEAD
Chapter 4: <3
Chapter 5: Selfish huh?
Chapter 6 part 1: Talk about sassy...people call me the sassy one HA !
IMPORTANT
Chapter 7: Operation Make Ellie Jelly
Chapter 8: Who knew they would be the fucking smart ones ?
Chapter 9 part 1: MY BODYS TOO BOOTYLICIOUS FOR YOU BABY!!
Chapter 9 Part 2: Harry
Chapter 9 Part 3: Louis
Chapter 10: Future endeavours ? Is he stupid ?
Chapter 11: If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it !
Chapter 12: You Are An Idiot.
HELP !?!
Chapter 13: NOW WE ARE IN THE PRESENT TIME !!
Chapter 14: You just wiped your face with my dick towel
Chapter 15: Well its official. I look like a tomato
Chapter 16: "OH MY GOD" was all i could say
Chapter 17: Potato Fart
Chapter 18 Part 1: Awww. Is wittle Hawwy embawwised?
COMPETITION
Chapter 18 Part 2: buck, buck, bucuuuuk!!
Chapter 19: "Sexy as hell, hey?"
Chapter 20: Yeah and I'm the Queen of Sheba
Not an update sorry
Chapter 21: "Well, aren't you a cutie?"
not a chapter

Chapter 6 part 2: I'm checking myself into an asylum

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A/N hey guys can u please read the A/N at the end :) thanks 

Chapter 6 part 2: im checking myself into an asylum 

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Arias POV

H-HAHA i was like

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Harry's POV -when Harry came out

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"LOUIS!!!!" i yelled, making my way out of my room towards the lounge room.

"Yeah Harry?!?" I heard him yell back.

"What is this about Aria being better help than me?!!?" I retaliated as i was getting closer and closer towards him, until he finally came into sight.

"What are you talking about Harry?" he said with a smirk.

"Im a shit helper now am I?" Still smrking he replied with.

"mhhmmm" He was trying to contain himself from luaghing but i didnt make it very helpeful when i did what i did next.

"Well, soooorrryyyy..." I snapped my fingers 3 times, sassily making him lose it. He burst out laughing hysterically. 

"What are you laughing at?" I said pissed off. 

"You. Are. So. Gay." He managed to spit out between laughs. I just stood there glaring at him.

"fuck you!" I stormed out of the lounge room and back to my bedroom.

***

Arias POV- harrys latest message

A-HAHAH! r u serious? you told him to f-off.

H- lol yeah...

A-your hilarious LOL

H- i try, i try.

A- yeah i know lol

L- Idk im thinking friday. Its monday now.. ill take tomorrow to fully plan it and ask that mate of mine. Then wait...i guess...i mean i dont need 4 days to plan something simple..but i want it to be a friday night..you'know..cuz its better?

A- lol okay..?..if thats what u want then a friday it shall be !! I hope this works out for you Lou. :)

L- :) thanks..

A- No worries...any time :P

H- soo....wanna play a game :)

A- .....errr...depends..

H- 2 truths and a lie?

A- how do u play ?

L- :) soooooooo....what u doing ?

A-about to play 2 truths and a lie with harry...you?

L-......

A-What?

H- Okay so we tell each other three things...2 of them are true...one of them is a lie and u have to try and figure out which one is a lie..

A-Ohhhhh...

H- get it?

A-mmhhmmm

L- All i have to say is goodluck ;)

A- whats tha supposed to mean?

L- When u say harry...u mean harry styles right?

A- duurrr of course..

L- he tends to play dirty LOL

A- ehh nothing i cant handle lol

L-Looool okaaayyyyy if u say so :)

A- oh shut it :P

H- so u want to go first or shall i ?

A- u go first

H-haha okay....

L- NOOOO i shall never !!

A- :O 

L- ? 

A- idk hahaha !

L- HA ! lol

A- yeah im a tad special xD

H- i have a stuffed cat toy...i cry when my hair is straightened...im wearing pink fluffy socks at the moment. 

A- well...straightening your hair is true...and u do love 'pussy' cats...so im gunna say the pink fluffy socks is a lie.

L- trust me babe...ive noticed...

A- HURTFUL !!

H- Actually i dont have a stuffed cat and i do cry when my hair is straightened so u are wrong :P

A- damn...

A- Wait....

A- ARE YOU WEARING PINK FLUFFY SOCKS !?!?!

H- YEP !!

A- why are u so proud about that? lol

L- im so bored.

A- yeah me too..

L- but ur playing that game with harry

A- yeah but its not as fun as i thought it would be

L- lol why isnt he playing dirty

A- no not atm...he just admitted to wearing pink fluffy socks atm

L- :O.....NO WAY!!

A- HAHAHA I KNOW !!!

L-.......

A- WHAT A GIRL...HE IS A FAGGOT I SWEAR LOL OMG...HAHAHA

L- im gunna fucking kill him

A- ?

H- haha its cute...u must admit.

A- no its rather gay, i will say..

A- haha tat rhymed

H- no. just no.

A- awww r u embarrassed ?

H- NO! i just dont like being called a faggot...moving on...

A- hahaha okayy....my turn ?

H- YEP!

A- mkayy.....errm...

Now to make this....how do you say...'interesting'

A- im naturally blonde...im extremely ticklish...im in my under wear atm..

L- HE FUCKING STOLE MY PINK SOCKS..

A-............

L- I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THOSE

A- OMG.......

A- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! 

L- what are you laughing at ?

A- i cant even...omg...hahahahahaha! 

L- what ? 

A- you two...youse both crack me up...

L- how ?

A- they are your pink socks ?

L- yes ? 

A- WHAT 21 YEAR OLD GUY HAS FLUFFY PINK SOCKS AND GETS MADD WHEN HIS BEST FRIEND KNICKS THEM?

L-me, you got a problem ? huh :P

A- nope...you do HAHAHAHAH !

H-okayy...well...i believe that your ticklish...you seem like u would be...

H- and i think that you really are naturally blonde..

H- so i think that ur not REALLY in your underwear..

A- DAMN ! you got it right...

H- YES ! i mean seriously, you think im stupid to believe that you would only be wearing your underwear around the house...you would freeze...

A-......

H- What ?

A- oh i guess ur dumb then..

H- ...?

A- im not really in my underwear...im naked atm..

L- not cool Aria, not cool...

A- hahah Harry said the exact same thing to me.

L- lol yeah..he learnt from the best..

A-...? i didnt teach him anything

L--omg..ur so sad

A- I try i try..

L- yeah i think thats the sad bit..

A-.. -,-" yeah now ur the uncool one.

H- .....what ? *choked on food*

A- im naked atm...?

H-.......

A-......

H- HAHA ! nice joke Aria...ur funny

A-... im not joking ? im being serious...im naked

H- i dont believe you.

A- well then thats ur problem :P

H- send me a pic?

A-..........

A- HAHAHAHAH ! now ur the funny one.

H- ?

A- as if i would do that. your so dumb :P

L- oh shut it...as you say,

A- u cant steal my line.

L- oh i think i just did

A- well you cant

L- and why not?

A- because....

L-.....

A- Its copyrighted ! (c)

L- since when ?

A- Oh shut it (c)

A- since now...

L- Damn ! i cant use it now

L-.....oh wait...yes i can ....shut it !

A- IM GOING TO GET MY LAWYER ON YOU !

L- oh what ever will i do?!? 

A- hahah smart arse

L- yep ! so do u wanna try that again ? :P

A- Oh bother.

L- OMG U WATCH WINNIE THE POOH?

A- come again ?

H- ehh...worth a try...

A- haha...not a very good one.

H- it doesnt matter because i know your not

A- Oh yes i am

H- then send me a naked picture.

A- no

H- see you arent really naked then

A- uhhh yeah i am

H- not ur not

A- yes i am

H- no your not

A- YES I AM !

H- PROVE IT!

A- FINE !!

A- picture sent

L- u watch winnie the pooh yeah ?!?

A- errr no ? im 17 not 3.

L- oh. ok

A- why?

L- errr no reason just asking..

A- omg

L what?

A- YOU WATCH WINNIE THE POOH DONT YOU !

L- .......

A- omg YOU DO !

L- DO NOT !!

A- HAHA OH YES U DO !

L- DO NOT !

A- UH-HUH

L- NUH-UH

A- UH-HUH

L- NUH-UH

A- just face it Lou, you do.

A- haha that ryhmed again.

L- FINE ! i do...but dont tell anyone alright ? thats our little secret yeah

A- hahahahahahaahhaahahahahahaha

L- promise?

A- HAHAHA

L- do you

A- HAHAHAHAHAH !

L- ARIAAA !!

A- YEAH ?

H- OMG ARIA WTF?!?

A- what ? u said you wanted to a naked picture...does it look weird?

A- oh gosh it looks weird...

A- here ill send u another picture.

H- yeah YOU NAKED...not a bloody old MAN !

H- NO I DONT WANT ANOTHER ONE !!

A- picture sent

A- OOPS ?! xD

H- OH GOSH MY EYES. 

A- picture sent

L- promise?

A- FINE ! of course.

L- thank you :)

A- your welcome ! hehehe winnie the pooh.

L- OH SHUT IT!

A- grrrrr...

L- did you just growl at me?

A- YEP !

H- Omg aria...EWW

A- picture sent

H- ARIA. STOP !

A- picture sent

H- ARIIAA !!! 

A- WHAT !?!

H- I SAID TO STOP...I DONT WANT TO SEE OLD MEN WRINKLY SAGGY DICKS..

A- OH. you want me to stop sending you pictures of yourself in about 2 years time?

H- yes i do

H- wait what ? 2 years time. Bull shit! 

A- HAHA if you say so. 

H- its perfectly fine and....tones down there thank you.

A- mmhhmmm im sure it is.

H-..it is !

A- yeah right

H- are u calling me a liar ! 

A-mmhhmmm. I only speak the truth

H- well it is alright

A-lol okay if u say so

H- .....-.-"

A- what

H- ur so difficult.. u dont believe anyone do u?

A- oh i do...just not you

H- why ?

A- because i just done believe u...

H- I AM!

A- THEN PROVE IT!

L- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

A- hehe

L- ur so cute

A- i try i try

L- lol i know thats what makes it even cuter

A- :)

L- :)

A- picture sent

L- Omg eww...wtf is that 

A- Harry. 

L-.....

A- what ?

L- ur funny !

A- i dont get it?

L- come on dear...hes like 80 and even if he wasnt...harry doesnt look like that...

A-.....and how do u know this ?

H- picture sent -

A- Heeeeeeeeeyy ! it loooks like my mum

H- thats cuz it is. 

A- hahahah !

A- wait ewwww..bro !

A- not cool

H- hahahahahahaahah ! 

A- oh shut it.

H- you sent old men balls..i send old woman titties.

A- touche '

H- yeap ! two can play it that game...and i think i just won

A- Oh i wouldnt be too sure.

H- oh yeah and why is that ?

A- picture sent

L-because i do

A- u seen him naked before

L- love im suprised the whole of London hasnt seen im naked before...

A-hmmm...this is a good point u make right here..

L- yeap !

A- *sigh*

L- uhh im so tired...

A- im not...im in bloody hysterics

L- lol why ?

A- cuz i keep sending harry pics of naked old wrinkly men.

L- HAAHAHA ! 

A- :)

L :)

L- anyway babe...im off...im so bloody tired...im gunna go for a nap...:)

A- okaay :) nitee xx

L- nightty night <3

A- <3

H. *bangs head on wall*

A- hehe..

H- im gunna kill you

A- no ur not

H- oh yeah ?

A- yeaahhh ! you wouldnt. 

H- hmmph. yeah ur probably right. ur too cute to do that.

A- *blushes*

H- lol ^^^^ see...thats why i think ur cute :3

A- oh shut it

H- whats with u and saying oh shut it?

A- its my thing...oh shut it (c)

A- its copyriightted so that means u cant say it

H- psh...oh shut it.

A- -.- i said not to say it...its copyrighted.

H- doesnt count if u cant spell it 

A- what ?

A- OOOOHHHH ! hahaha i spelt it wrong...oh well..too bad..

H- hahah ! 

H- OH can i have ur number :)

A- ummm...sure ?

A- 0452-684-622 (made it up...i know its different to over seas numbers but thats how it is in australia and i have no idea how it is in the uk...so lets just pretend they use it like this :) okayy :) )

H- cool ill message u :).

A- KAY !

A- OH ! before i forget...is it alright if i ask for ur number ?

L- yeah its fine :) aslong as u wont post it on the net :)

A- i thought u were going for a nap ?

L- yeah i was, i was just checking my mentions and shit first. :)...

A- okaayy nws :)

L whats urs ? ill message u :)

A- geez both u and harry do the same

L- Harry ?

A- yeah he asked me for mine and that reminded me to ask you :) hope u dont mind :)

L meh idc :) thats fine...soooo...what is ur number ?

Before i got to reply, i felt my phone vibrate in my hands, signalling i got a message. i knew it was harry but i waited and replied to Louis before replying to Harry.

A- 0452-684-622 

L- okayy :)

i signed out of twitter and checked my message.

From 0478-223-457

Hey babe its Harryy :)

i saved his number and replied. 

To Harry 

- picture sent -

then i felt it vibrate again. 

From 0499-066-513

Hey babe its Louis :)

To Louis

Hey :) thanks :) Now go for a nap :)

From Louis

okayy.. nightt xx <3

To : Louis

nitee xx <3

From Harry

im checking myself into an asylum 

HEHE ! xD 

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A/N Sooo....how was that ? What did u think :) Please let me know in the comments :) im raising it a bit higher now just to see if you guys can do it :)

I can take critism guys...please...if u can think of something bad about my story...please ley me know...i really do appreciate it...im not going to get pissed off and angry...:)

Also some of you might be wondering where are the other guys in all of this....well as u know at some point..harry and louis lived together... well in my story they still are...but dw...the other boys will be in it soon...within the next couple chapters :)

Alos I promise an update by friday night...which is 3 days my time...i have work and stuff...so i might only have one night to write...sorry about that...which is why im giving u a guys a higher target of

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i know you guys can do this !! i have faith in you :)

Picture message : gif of Louis fake crying LAUGHED SO HARD HAHAHA  

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