Mister (Hoodie x Eyeless Jack)

By Jello44

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Hoodie and Jack get some pussy! Meow owo --- Just so many cat puns More

Chapter 1: You Have Cat to be Kitten Me
Chapter 2: Pawsitively Sexy
Chapter 3: Purrfect
Chapter 4: Catitude
Chapter 5: Is This the Cat You're Refurring To?
Chapter 6: Purrsuasion
Chapter 7: Meowtain of Questions
Part 8: [enter lame cat pun]
Chapter 9: Cat Puns Freak Meowt
Chapter 10: Fur real?
Chapter 11: Furgive Me
Chapter 12: Get Meowta Here
Chapter 13: meOW!
Chapter 15: Mis(ter)understanding
Chapter 16: No Pussy
Chapter 17: McCat Nuggets
Chapter 18: Meow Chicka Meow Meow
Chapter 19: FURniture and Caturday
Chapter 20: Hellno Kitty
Chapter 21: Purr Evil
CATpter 22
Chapter 23: Thinking Cat On
Chapter 24: Super Agent Cat
Chapter 25: Purramedic
Thank You & Next Story

Chapter 14: Paw Twist

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By Jello44

Dedicated to Me for finally updating.

Thursday

"What the fuck!" Jack yelled as he looked down at Hoodie who was lying on the ground.

"Watch your language young man!" Jack looked up to see the origin of the voice. It was the woman that knocked out Hoodie with the pipe. She was an older lady with graying short hair that barely went past her ears. 

"Who the fuck are you?" Jack yelled taking a step back.

"She said watch your language!" Another person emerged from the shadows. She was holding a flamethrower. She was slightly taller than the other woman but still at least two inches shorter than Jack who stood at 5' 9".

"Okay. Okay. Let's just all calm down!" The eyeless man said still backing up. He backed himself into a corner.

"Why are you here?" Flamethrower asked.

"Me and my friend just wanted someplace to stay. We didn't mean to intrude."

"I should kill you just for your abuse towards grammar." The older woman snarled. Jack was going to reply but someone knocked on the doorway. There stood Troy Wagner.

A/N:
i dont even know anymore.




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