The avengers chat!

By theseventhavenger_

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So this is what happens when The Avengers ( and other people :3 ) chat with eachother. Please comment what yo... More

Oh I knew this was a bad idea.
Clint and Natasha. Together.
I don't kill people, that is my least favorite thing to do.
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD.
Whats up reindeer?
THE HUMAN WAS BORN NAKED
congratulations, you are smarter than a fifth grader.
This seemed like a better idea about ten seconds ago
Blame Robin Hood too!
Poker Night (Part One)
Poker Night (Part Two)
Hangover
KIRSMARCH
Santa Claus is a huldra
IT'S GOING TO BE LEGENDARY
Wrong pole...
#Bigtrouble

Drunk science?

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[The Avengers logged on]

[Fury logged on]

Thor: I AM SORRY, LOKI DIDNT MEAN TO KILL HIM

Natasha: thor...he stabbed him 37 times...37 TIMES.

Thor: AFTER ALL HE IS ADOPTED

Fury: Enough of this nonsense, we need to find Loki.

Thor: ONCE AGAIN I AM SORRY, I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD ESCAPE FROM MY ROOM WHEN I WAS OUT GETTING POPTARTS

Bruce: he has to be here somewhere...

Clint: dont say we have to go and search for him AGAIN

Steve: ohh come on, its fun! :D

Bruce: i'd rather do science

Tony: i'd rather get drunk

Bruce: drunk science?

Tony: yes, i bring the drink, you bring the science.

[Bruce logged off]

Fury: STOP. Everyone needs to go look for Loki!

Tony: sorry, you dont say no to drunk scienceeeee 

[Tony logged off]

Fury: I knew having him on the team would be a bad idea...Anyways I need to go now, good luck finding Loki.

[Fury logged off]

Steve: dont worry fury, i'll make sure we find loki. clint, go search in the storages, natasha you look in the bedrooms.

Natasha: just because your superhero name is Captain America doesnt mean you can tell me what to do.

Steve: please natasha? 

Natasha: use the magic words!

Steve: PRETTY AMAZING BEAUTIFUL NATASHA, PLEASE?

Natasha: fine...

Steve: someone is having her time of the month...

Natasha: still not offline...

Steve: IMSOSORRYDONTKILLMEBYE

[Steve logged off]

Clint: we're alone Natasha, wanna skip the hide'n'seek game ?(;

Natasha: go make me a sandwich or i'll kill you.

Clint: SURETHINGBERIGHTBACK

[Clint logged off]

*10 minutes later*

[Clint logged on]

Clint: HEREISYOURSANDWICHWHATSHOULDIDOMISTRESS

Natasha: do you really think i would kill you? :o

Clint: yes...

Natasha: good, atleast you got something right.

Clint:....

[Tony logged on]

[Bruce logged on]

Tony: noot to schhare u or anithing..,,..but meand BANNER mayyyybe madde a littell killree robbbot doggii

Bruce: butt itz SO cuteeee, you wiill all gona low itt.

Tony: andd wii mayybeee losst iit...

Bruce: iitt wazznt ouJFSAJESKTLNGDLSBDLZFEKLRSNLDFHJBK

Tony: YIIPIII HEERE COMMES THII HUUULK

Bruce: JKDSFJEKKSDNJFIONSWEFFEAJKOCOCODL

[Steve logged on]

Steve: AHHH, THERE IS SOME SORT OF DOG THATS CHASING ME, IT LOOKS SCARY

Tony: avww yuoo met havee mii litle dogiii

Steve: PLEASE. OUCH. IT'S BITING ME. HELP ME.

[Steve logged off]

Clint: Im coming for you :D

[Clint logged off]

Tony: theii choud haw bromanze!

Natasha: STARK. THROW YOURSELF OF THE SHIP. WITHOUT YOUR IRON MAN SUIT.

Tony: SOMONE IS HAVEING THEYR PERIOD

Thor: WHAT? WHAT DOES A PERIOD MEAN?

Natasha: its when, once in a month you feel angry and pissed off at everything, especially MEN IN IRON SUITS. you also have a craving for chocolate and other things.but seriously, im coming for you stark.

[Natasha logged off]

Thor: I CAN ALSO BE ANGRY. I HAVE PERIOD.

Tony: i would laugh, but concidering that there is a master assassin on her period that is on her way to kill me, i feel more like crying. see? my body even got sober from fear.

Thor: I AM ON MY PERIOD. I WANT CHOCOLATE.

Tony: someone please save me:/

Thor: THE MIGHTY THOR IS ON HIS WAY, HE WILL NOT LET HIS PERIOD STOP HIM.

[Thor logged off]

Tony: oh dear lord.

[Tony logged off]

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