Aries: Pushed a bunch of slow walkers down the stairs
Taurus: Reenacted fifty shades of grey with a stranger
Gemini: Stole a puppy
Cancer: Killed all their high school teachers
Leo: Wet a bunch of toilet paper and stuck it to the roof at school
Virgo: Recreated breaking bad
Libra: Sold drugs to kids in the playground
Scorpio: Slapped someone with raw chicken and gave them salmonella
Sagittarius: Played the penis game in church
Capricorn: Steps on snails for satisfaction
Aquarius: Did a nude run at a wedding
Pisces: Kept cutting off people's hair to sell it