There was a young man who forgot to zip up his trouser... So, a lady told him politely...
"Sir, your garage is open!"
The man gave her a naughty smile as he ziped up and asked the lady...
"Did you see my BLACK RANGE ROVER JEEP, parked inside?"
The lady smiled back at him and said, "No, just a mini cooper with two flat tires!"
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Dian