Hester: What's...going on with Hort?
Hort: *swaggering and showing off his new clothes*
Dot: He looks constipated.
Anadil: I honestly don't care. 😒
Agatha: Why is it taking Me so long to come up with ships and write? What has she been doing all this time?
Sophie: she's been sobbing over this webcomic, Cherry Crush, on Webtoon or something?
Beatrix: STOP. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY OVER CHERIE AND CRUSH AGAIN. 😫
Sophie: What-
Reena: Well actually, Me cries INSIDE. She's rarely emotional. Most of the times, she's being dramatic.
Nicola: Um, anyways. Let's move on.
Tedros: I really like this song! *shows the "I Like The Way You Kiss Me" by Artemas music video*
Hester: *blinks* Tedros x Filip real-?
Tedros & Sophie: STFU. 😰😡
Hester: UHHH ROODE 😤
Kiko: ERM. Anyways.
Me: What's up, guys?
Tedros: *stumbles off now existing chair that appeared out of nowhere*
Hester: Why do you keep jumpscaring us?
Me: It's fun 😀
Nicola:...
Agatha: UHH okay. Why are you wearing that witch, hat?
Me: I'm the sorting hat!
Anadil: explanation please?
Me: No. ANYWAYS before I sort y'all into your hogwarts houses, do you guys SWEAR Spelldon x Valentine is a VERY GOOD ship? Like, it's one of the best?
Hester: I don't watch Monster High-
Tedros: OH? HOW'D YOU KNOW?
Hester: *turns red* SHUT UP OR I WILL FLAY YOU.
Tedros: I actually like my flawless, golden, shiny, as smooth as a babeh, glowing, shimmering, pore-free, pimple free, perfect, hawt, handsome, soft, smegsy, frootalicious, rizzable, EHEM DID I SAY SMEGSY?? 😘, beautiful, pretty, attractive, faultless, unsurpassed, stellar, terrific, exquisite, marvelous, impeccable, unblemished, heavenly, bootiful, gleaming, fruity, glamorous, foxy, smashable, stunning, graceful, appealing, ravishing, gorgeous, lovely, tasty, divine, charming, sun-kissed, perfectly tanned, beguiling, angelic, classy, sassy, enticing, pulchritudinous, sublime, statuesque, radiant, fancy schmancy, ideal, nice, pleasant, again...DID I SAY SMEGSY?? 😏, excellent, refined, sightly, pleasing, eye catching, alluring, captivating, grand, fetching, enthralling, comely, pookielicious, dazzling, charming, delicate, tantalizing, hunky, skin!! 😰😭
Anadil: No way I just sat through that-
Nicola: OKAY LET'S RATE SHIPS NOW.
Me: NVM my fingers are too lazy for sorting y'all. that'll be for next week!
Agatha: huh.
Me: Rate the ships!
Nicola: Erm, what is it?
Me: It's Keatrix.
Kiko: Alright! 10/10!
Dot: 9/10.
Tedros: TBH Kiko rates every ship 10/10. Anywys, 5/10
Hort: 0/10, I'm a Reenatrix shipper.
Hester: Reenatrix for life. 2/10
Anadil: 8.6/10??? I don't know.
Reena: 8/10, it's okay.
Nicola: 4/10. I can't see it.
Sophie: 3/10, I don't care.
Agatha: 7/10. They're good friends.
Beatrix: 9/10, Kiko is my best friend.
Dot: 10/10! Super cute! <3
Me: GREAT now buh bye.
Nicola: Why?
Me: it's my birthday and I decided to spend it doing whatever I want. Like going to Starbucks and get a birthday cake pop and a mocha cookie crumble frapp with no whip cream because I despise whip cream.
Sophie: I see.
Agatha: Oh.
Dot: Happy Birthday!
Me: Thank you 🥳🎉 And then I'm going to Wawa for cream cheese pretzels.
Tedros: Stawp making me jelly.
Me: NEXT is pho for lunch! AND then going to Paris Baguette for mah cake.
Kiko: LUCKYYY
Me: IMMA STOB BLABBING NOW AND ACTUALLY GO.
Hester: Alright, bye.
Kiko: have a nice birthday!
Me: Thank you <3....help my little sister keeps playing "Magentic" by Illit on the Alexa 😰
Anadil: That ain't mah problem.
Me: GOODBYE!!!! *grabs a broom and flies away*
Hester: I'm bored.
Hort: Monopoly anyone?
Beatrix: NO Kiko always cheats at that game.
Sophie: yeah.
Reena:...what do we do now?
Dot: Err...read random wattpad stories?
Tedros: Sure.
Agatha: There's nothing to do anyways.
Beatrix: let's read "Sheets"!
Reena: I don't know what that is.
Beatrix: this is the 3634654791103475647602355429601081781748657667477th time I'm reading this.
Dot: OH-
Hester: I guess we'll find out.