A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The suprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father get up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"
Seens like a pritty ligit reason to me. I say we go to Little Johnny's bathroom and find Jesus! Who's with me?!?!