Avengers Chatroom

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Some comedic Avenger chatroom stories! Each story either a a continuation and connected to each other. Happy... Mai multe

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*Clint created chatroom*

*Clint added Bruce, Sam, Pietro* 

Clint: Am I the only one who thinks Tony overpopulates his party's? I can't even see you guys!

Sam: We told you we would be hanging out on the left side.

Clint: Which left side?!? I can barley move two feet without bumping into someone!

Pietro: I don't think it's THAT crowded.

Bruce: I found everyone else just fine. 

Clint: I'll just add Steve. At least he'll TRY to help me.

Bruce: Steve's....busy...right now.

Clint: Busy? Doing what?

Sam: Steve and Bucky are having a dance off. I'm recording.

Clint: What! Where?!? 

Pietro: I think we need a doctor in case one of them breaks their backs.

*Wanda entered chatroom*

Pietro: Sister!

Wanda: Has anyone seen Rose? I can't find her anywhere.

Clint: Finally! Someone shares the pain.

Bruce: What do you need Rose for?

Wanda: This is her first time coming to one of Tony's party's and I don't want her to get overwhelmed.

Sam: What are you talking about, she's having a great time.

Wanda: Where, I don't see her.

Sam: So I want you to look over at the bar.

Wanda: Ok...now what?

Sam: See that women over there aggressively dancing?

Wanda: Yup I see them.

Sam: Yea that's Rose.

Clint: Where I wanna see?!

Bruce: Huh, I didn't know she could break dance.

Pietro: Huh, I didn't know she knew what alcohol was.

Pietro: I never really knew that she could dance like this.

Sam: She make a man wants to speak Spanish.

Clint: ¿Cómo se llama?

Pietro: Sí!

Sam: Bonita.

Pietro: Sí!

Sam: Mi casa, su casa.

Clint: Rosella, Rosella.

Wanda: Seriously guys.

Sam: I'M ON TONIGHT YOU KNOW MY HIPS DON'T LIE!!!!

Bruce: Steve just broke his hip and fell.

Clint: Were?!?

Bruce: Everyone's panicking.

Sam: Bucks still dancing... I'm pretty sure I just saw him jump over Steve.

Pietro: I think someone just called an ambulance.

*Rosella joined chatroom*

Rosella: Did you guys see Steve fall?

Pietro: Yes!

Clint: No!

Rosella: Do you think they'll bring in a second ambulance for me too?

Sam: Why do you need one?

Rosella: I um, may have just accidentally karate kicked the champagne tower.... I have glass stuck in my foot.

Bruce: So that's what that crashing sound was.

Wanda: Are you ok?!?

Rosella: Never been better!

Clint: I don't see anything!

Sam: How are you missing all of this?

Clint: I don't know!

Bruce: Hey uh, Clint? What color clothes are people wearing?

Pietro: That's a weird question.

Clint: I see some blue, a few shades of pink. Everyone's so colorful and I'm in a boring plain suit!

Wanda: Colorful?

Rosella: Clint, this is a color themed party. No one here is dressed colorfully.

Clint: You sure? It looks pretty colorful to me, I even see balloons here.

Sam: Ohhh...I see whats going on here.

Bruce: Hey uh, Clint?

Clint: Yea?

Bruce: Your at the wrong party.

Clint:...

Rosella: You ok?

Clint: DAMNIT!!

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