[That Halloween night, the great hall has floating Jack O'Lanterns in place of the candles. Harry notices an empty spot on the bench.]
Harry: Where's Hermione and Juniper?
Neville: Parvati Patil said that she wouldn't come out of the girl's bathroom. She said that she'd been in there all afternoon, crying. Juniper is with her now.
[Harry glances at Ron with a disapproving look on his face; Ron shrugs. Suddenly, Professor Quirrell comes running into the Great Hall in panic.]
Quirell: TROLL! IN THE DUNGEON! T-TROOLLL IN THE DUNGEON! [Dumbledore rises from his seat in concern. Everyone looks at Quirrell and he stops and there is utter silence.] Thought you ought to know.
"TROLL?!" Everybody yells.
"How did a TROLL get into the dungeons"
[Quirrell passes out in fear. The great hall goes silent, and then everyone freaks out, screaming and running.]
"Wow, great defense professor" James says
"We had a better one our third year" Juniper replies with a smirk
Dumbledore: SILLLLLEEENNNNCEEEEE! [Everyone stops and calms down.] Everyone will please not panic! Now, prefects will lead their house back to the dormitories. Teachers will follow me to the dungeons.
"But the Hufflepuff and Slytherin dorms are in the dungeons?" a Hufflepuff girl says
Girl: Hufflepuff, this way!
Boy: Stay together!
[Snape looks aghast, and he walks out through a doorway. A bit later, Percy is leading the Gryffindors down a dark corridor.]
Percy: Gryffindors, keep up, please, and stay alert!
Harry: How could a troll get in?
Ron: Not on its own. Trolls are really stupid. Probably people playing jokes. [Suddenly, Harry stops and pulls Ron aside.] What?
Harry: Hermione and June! They don't know!
[The two separate themselves from the crowd. They run down corridors. They start running down a hall when they stop because there's a grunting noise coming from a large shadow on the wall.]
Ron: I think the troll's left the dungeon!
[Harry pulls Ron into a doorway, they peer out to see a large, ugly troll thunks by into a room.]
Harry: It's going into the girl's bathroom!
[In the girl's bathroom, Hermione and Juniper emerge from a stall, Hermione is wiping her eyes. She stops when she sees something. The troll is standing there. Hermione backs up into the stall and grabs Juniper with her just as the troll raises its club and smashes the top part of the stalls. Hermione screams in terror. Juniper is frozen in shock. Harry and Ron come bursting in.]
Harry: Hermione, move!
[The troll smashes the remaining stalls.]
Hermione: Help! Help! [The boys start throwing wood pieces at the troll.]
Ron: Hey, pea brain! [Ron throws wood and hits the troll on the head. Hermione and Juniper escape from the stalls to under a sink, but the troll sees them and then comes over to smash them. It cracks the sink and barely misses them. Harry cringes.]
Hermione: [screaming] Help!
Juniper: [now smiling madly] Gosh I love this school!
"NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT" Lily stresses holding onto James "Oh I can't watch"
[Harry gets out his wand. He runs forward and grabs the troll's club and is lifted up.]
Harry: Whoa! [He lands on the troll's shoulders and is hurled around back and forth.]
[Harry's wand shoots up the troll's nose. The troll groans in disgust.]
Ron: Ew!
[Ron, Hermione, and Juniper were disgusted by Harry's wand in the troll's nose. The troll snorts, and whips around.]
Harry: Woah, woah-woah!
[The troll gets Harry off its shoulders and is holding him by one leg, upside down.]
Harry: Do something!
[It gears up its club and swipes at Harry. He pulls himself up, then down.]
Ron: What?!
Harry: Anything! [the troll swipes at Harry again] Hurry up!
[Ron grabs his wand. Under the sink, Hermione waves her hand.]
Hermione: Swish and flick!
Ron: [correctly punctuating the words] Wingardium Leviosa! [Flick! The troll's club is lifted out of one of his hands and hovers above its head. The troll looks at his hand and opens it, then looks up, confused, just as the club comes crashing back down.] Cool. [It hits the troll's head that hard and the troll wavers, then drops Harry, who crawls away, and slowly comes crashing down, knocked out. Hermione approaches carefully.]
Juniper: Cool! Is it dead?
"Im going to get grey hairs by the end of this" James says "But thats was... AWESOME"
Harry: I don't think so. Just knocked out. [He grabs his wand which is covered in mucus.] Ugh! Troll bogies.
[Harry wipes his wand on his robes. Suddenly, McGonagall, Snape and Quirrell come rushing in. They all gasp at the knocked out troll.]
McGonagall: Oh! Oh, my goodness! Explain yourselves, both of you!
Ron, Harry, and Juniper: Well, what it is...
Hermione: It's my fault, Professor McGonagall. [The teachers, Ron, Juniper, and Harry look at her.]
McGonagall: Miss Granger?
Hermione: I went looking for the troll. Juniper came to protect me since she couldn't stop me. I'd read about them and thought I could handle it. But I was wrong. If Harry and Ron hadn't come and found me, I'd probably be dead.
McGonagall: Be that as it may, it was an extremely foolish thing to do. [Harry notices Snape's leg, which has the trousers' leg torn and a large cut on it. Snape notices and covers it up, glaring at Harry.] I would've expected more rational behavior on your part and am very disappointed in you, Miss Granger. Five points will be taken from Gryffindor for your serious lack of judgment. [she turns to Harry, Juniper, and Ron] As for you three, I just hope you realize how fortunate you are. Not many first-year students could take on a fully grown mountain troll and live to tell the tale. Five points will be awarded to each of you... [Harry, Juniper and Ron grin at each other] ...for sheer dumb luck.
"ONLY 5 POINTS FOR DEFEATING A TROLL?!" The people in the great hall screamed
"Miinnie what the hell!" James said, exasperated.
[Snape and McGonagall leave the bathroom]
Quirell: erhaps you ought to go. It m-might wake up. Heh. [Harry, Ron, Juniper, and Hermione exit the bathroom. Quirrell looks at the unconscious troll. The troll growls, seemingly going to wake up.] Ahh! Hehe....
"Suspicious" Regulus says
"10 points to Slytherin!"
[Harry, Ron, Juniper and Hermione are walking back to the Gryffindor Common Room through the corridor.]
Harry: [to Hermione] Good for you to get us out of trouble like that.
Ron: Mind you, I mean, we did save her life.
Juniper: Mind you, she didn't need saving if you hadn't insulted her.
[Hermione looks at Ron.]
Ron: What are friends for?
[They all smile at each other as they carry on through the corridor.]
"So that's how you all became friends?" Alice asks
"Yup" the quartet says together
A/N: I'm going to be making a few small changes to the originally chapters and stuff, none o the story is changed though. Hope you enjoy!