"So we're continuing where we left off? The part where Harry finally gets to see the magical world? Or is the Wizarding World?"
"Um, are you sure you got the right number? We're a teen helpline service and-"
"Isn't this...Eva?"
"Oh, no! Eva's away for a few weeks. Vacation, y'know? I'm Serena, the part-time fill in. So how may I assist you in sorting out your daily teenage problems?"
"Um...well...I took a lot of Viagra last night and it won't go down..."
"You might need to consider seeking medical attention. A boner that lasts that long shouldn't be healthy..."
"Don't tell Eva about this."
"Not planning to."
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