Mario: Not so fast, criminals... those Cartoon bags full of money, don't belong to you!
Peach: I'm the Sheriff in town, and you're making a big mistake.
Mario: And, I'm in love with a Serial Killing Cowgirl.
Enemy 1: Oh yeah? Let's draw to decide who gets to keep the money!
Mario: Deal!
Enemy 1: On the count of 3... we shoot our Guns.
Peach: Let's do this!
Enemy 2: One... Two... Three... DRAW!!!
*GUN SHOT*
Enemies 1/2: OUCH!!!
Mario: Ha... we win!
Peach: Looks like we get to keep the money... and you two are going to Jail!
Enemies 1/2: Aw, rats!
*APPLAUSE*
Meanwhile...
Grape: What the hell are the Sour Bunch doing?! Are they actually enjoying this?!
Stella: It's working!
Peach: Well done, partner.
Mario: I have a Wife.
Grape: OI, SOUR BUNCH... YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BOOING!!!
Stella: Well, it isn't!
Grape: Shut your gob, Tinkerbell!
Stella: You're gonna be out-numbered, by the time I get out of the Cage!
Grape: Do you want me to shut it for you?
Stella: *gulp*
Grape: That's what I thought.
Later...
Peach: This Man is obviously the Killer, you twat!
Mario: How do you know that, Sherlock?
Peach: Well, for starters... there was some muddy foot-prints leaving the scene of the Crime... then when we walked past this Man right here, there was a drop of blood of his Left Shoe.
Mario: Did he get into a fight?
Peach: I'll get to that... the pattern of the bottom of his Shoes, match the muddy foot-prints... therefore he was lying when he gave us a statement! The victim thought it would be a good idea to defend himself, but NO... the murderer brutally slaughtered the victim.
Mario: Weak victim.
Peach: So, with all of these clues put together... this Man over there, is the Killer!
Mario: Really?
Peach: Are you blind? He's a holding a bloody Machete!
Enemy: *sigh* Dang it...
Mario: Oh...
Peach: Well?
Mario: COME HERE, BITCH!!!
Enemy: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!
*KICK*
Enemy: Ow!
Mario: Gotcha!
Peach: Justice has been served... yet again!
*APPLAUSE*
Stella: Looks like you're gonna have to let me go, sooner or later.
Grape: OI... STOP THE PLAY!!!
Crowd: *CONFUSION*
Grape: You lot are supposed to booing, not applauding!!!
Peach: Well, Stella is a writing genius!
Mario: So am I... my Western story!
Stella: Thanks!
Grape: NO NO NO... How are my Sour Bunch Minions enjoying this shit performance?!
Peach: There must be seeing what true Talent, looks like!
Grape: Well, it looks like ass!
Mario: I thought it was gonna be ass!
Peach: Shut your ass up!
...
Grape: Sour Bunch... you better cringe at this next bit, otherwise I'm executing all of you!
Stella: That's dark, isn't it?
Grape: SHUT UP!!!
Stella: Why are you doing this?!
Grape: You wanna know?! I always wanted to invade this Theatre, and I wanted to be the Superstar and recognisable.
Mario: It's not working.
Grape: It will do!
Then... Meggy appeared.
Grape: This Theatre will be mine!
The others spotted Meggy.
Mario: O_O
Meggy: Shh! 🤫
Stella: So, you like stealing the spot-light?
Grape: Yes... And?
Stella: Well, I think you're gonna have a... BASHING TIME!!!
Grape: Huh?!
Meggy: AHH!!!
*BASH*
Grape: AHH!!!
Grape fell to the Floor.
Crowd: *CHEERING* WOO-HOO!!!
Mario: NICE ONE, BABE!!!
Meggy: Don't mention it!
Stella: Can someone get me out of here?!
Meggy: Where's the Key?
Stella: I see it... it's still on the Balcony where Grape was!
Meggy: On it!
Mario: I'M GOING HOME!!!
After that...
Toadsworth: Princess... I'm so glad you're safe.
Peach: Don't worry about me... I'm fine.
Stella: Peach look, the Crowd have turned into Theets!
Peach: Excellent!
Toad: Whoop-de-doo...
Stella: That'll teach Grape, a lesson.
Crowd: *CHEERING* WOO-HOO!!!
Peach: Wow, everyone has enjoyed that.
Stella: The show is not even finished yet.
Peach: I think the crowd wants more!
Toadsworth: Go on, Peach! Finish the job!
Toad: Can I go home?
Toadsworth: No, you're staying here!
Toad: GRRR!!!
...
Stella: Listen everyone, before we start again... I just wanna say; Thanks for saving my life.
Peach: No problem... that's what Help is all about.
Stella: You know... I just can't imagine Life without the Theatre and that is why I'm in love with this whole building.
Toad: Why don't you marry it?
*SMACK*
Toad: Ow...
Peach: Thank you, Toadsworth.
Toad: Screw you!
Toadsworth: You're welcome.
Stella: Come on, everyone... let's finish this--
Crowd: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱😱😱😱😱
Peach: Why is everyone screaming?
Toadsworth: LOOK OUT!!!
Suddenly...
Peach: OI... WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!
Grape: Someone busted open the Doors... and that caused my Sour Bunch Minions to lose control and applaud this Play!
Toad: It wasn't me.
Grape: YOU GOT IN!!!
Toadsworth: Let us out!!!
Grape: NO!!!
Toadsworth: I said; Let us out!!!
Grape: SHUT IT!!!
Peach: What are you gonna do to us?!
Grape: If the Sour Bunch couldn't sort all of you out... looks like I'm gonna have to do this myself!
Peach: You what?!
Grape: BE GONE, PEASANTS!!!
Grape blasted Wind.
Crowd: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱😱😱😱😱
The Theets got blown away.
Stella: Oh God!!!
Grape: You lot are coming with me!
Toadsworth: GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
Peach: You won't get away with this, Grape!
Grape: I already have!
Grape lifted the Cage.
Toad: OH GOD... I'm gonna be raped by a Monster!!!
Meanwhile...
Mario: You're a life-saver!
Meggy: I always am!
*KISS*
Bowser: I broke the Doors down.
Mario: Good for you.
Meggy: I bet it was strange seeing Peach again, after all of these Months.
Mario: Yeah... but she laughed at Liverpool.
Meggy: Bitch.
Mario: She sure is.
Bowser: That's not nice.
Mario: What do you mean? She hates you, as well.
Bowser: Oh... what a Bitch.
Mario: Ha!
???: HELP!!!
Meggy: Who's screaming?!
One of the Theets rushed in.
Theet: HELP!!!
Meggy: What's the matter?!
Theet: The Monster... it woke up and it took the actors!!!
Bowser: WHAT?!?!?!
Mario: Grape took Peach & Stella?!
Theet: And, I think she's gonna kill them!
Meggy: OMG!!!
Bowser: What shall we do?!
Meggy: We have to help them!
Mario: Are you serious?!
Meggy: If Grape kills them... she's gonna take over the Theatre and possibly take over the World?! We don't want that to happen, don't we?!
Mario: Well... um...
Meggy: And, think about this Stella director... she'll never get to see her dreams come true, if she dies!
Bowser: Come on, Mario... I'm counting myself in! I sure do have a crush on Peach... I even wrote and sang; Peaches.
Mario: That was Jack Black.
Bowser: And?
Mario: *sigh* Screw it... if anyone is gonna take that Bitch down, it's gonna be me!
Theet: HURRY UP!!!
The Theet rushed out.
Mario: Sounds like someone is gonna die, tonight.
Later...
Mario: Can I help you?
Taker: Thank you... please enjoy the Movie.
Mario: WE'RE NOT WATCHING YOUR STUPID MOVIE!!!
Everyone rushed out.
Taker: *sniff* Why is no one wanna enjoy the Movie?! 😢