Z: Hey, Lucas...
Lucas: Sup?
Z: Do you watch any superhero shows or stuff?
Lucas: Hmm... I used to occasionally.
Blake: Before the world started ending?
Lucas:... No. I just don't like the modern day stuff.
Sky: Makes sense.
Z: Then who is your favorite super hero?
Lucas: Astro Boy.
Hosts: Who?
Lucas: You've never heard of Astro Boy?
Weakart: Nope.
Sky: Should we have?
Lucas: *sighs* Uneducated swine...
Blake: So... Who is he?
Lucas: *clicks tongue* I would tell you... But I'm going to have to let you watch it first.
Blake: Rude...
Lucas: Anyway, that gives me a great idea!
Sky: Here we go again...
Z: What is it?
Lucas: We're going to make the Third Arc become human superhero's!
Weakart: This sounds... original?
Blake: It's not...
Lucas: Well that's too bad!
*snaps*
Sundew: WHY ME!!!
Sky: Something wrong?
Sundew: I hate you for even asking that question...
Sky: Alright then, Snowfall...
Snowfall: I'm right here...
Weakart: It's been a while since I've seen the Third Arc.
Blue: You saw us last dare.
Weakart: Oh.
Lucas: *sighs* Why does this happen every single time?
Z: Visual comedy?
Lucas: What are you even saying?
Cricket: So... Is there a plan for us to follow?
Lucas: Never before has someone asked what we're doing in that way...
Swordtail: She's a special case.
Bumblebee: Errble Wrrble...
Blake: Bumblebee makes some good points.
Lucas: Today were making you all into super heroes!
Sky: Why?
Sky: Wait! Sky's here?
Lucas: Every good dare needs a cinnamon roll.
All: Amen!
Luna: So... How do you plan to do that?
Willow: Can I have frog powers?
Weakart: Why would you want that?
Willow: Sounds fun!
Sundew: She didn't take her pills this morning...
Sky: Can I have snail powers? Super slowness!
Snowfall: He clearly didn't take his pills either...
Lucas: *sighs* Since you will probably have powers similar to your desires upon analyzation... Probably.
All: Yay!
Lucas: We'll do my boy first! Blue...
Blue: Sure.
Machine: Analyzing... *BOOM*
Sky: Nice sound effects...
Bumblebee: Brrble BANG!
Cricket: Her first word...
Luna: Was bang.
Z: We're good teachers.
Blue: *changing form*
Cricket: *faints from hotness overload*
Bumblee: Looks like I have to become the woman of our house...
Sky: wtf...
Luna: Blue... Is that really you?
Blue: My name is the FlameSilk!
Cricket: *dies from more hotness*
Swordtail: We need a doctor!
Sundew: Blue, your going a bit to far here...
FlameSilk: Sorry. I'll have the mistress! *performs mouth-to-mouth*
Willow: Woah...
Snowfall: 18+
Lucas: *sighs* We will just come back to Cricket later... Sundew!
Sundew: Fine.
Machine: Analyzing... *BANG*
Z: More sound effects...
Sky: Weird.
Blake: This machine sure is strange... Where did you get it from, Lucas?
Lucas: I made it!
All: That explains a lot...
Sundew: *changing form*
Willow: *faints from joy*
Sky: Not again!
Lucas: I'm worried now...
Blake: Why is that outfit so...
Sky: Revealing?
Blake: I didn't want to say it out loud...
Sundew: Behold! I am Bug Girl!
Snowfall: That name sucks...
Bug Girl: Shut up or I will kill you with bullet ants!
Swordtail: That is her favorite bug...
Lucas: *sighs* Snowfall...
Snowfall: I'll be better than those freaks...
Machine: Analyzing... *SCREECH!*
Blake: "Screech"?
Weakart: The noise gets weirder every time...
Z: Lucas, you aren't allowed to do this ever again...
Lucas: Noted...
Snowfall: *changing form*
All: GEEZ!
Lucas: *looks at chest* This machine has a mind of its own...
Blake: I kind of like it though...
Sky: Pervert...
Blake: HEY!
Snowfall: Bow down to your queen!
Z: What was your name again, my lady?
Snowfall: The Queen. How to me, mortals!
Z: *bows*
Lucas: What are your powers, Queen?
The Queen: Mind control and making ice. BOW!
Lucas: *bows*
Weakart: Since Lucas is preoccupied, I'll do the rest of this...
Blake: Good idea.
Weakart: Luna!
Luna: Kay!
Machine: Analyzing... *ZWERP*
Blake: What even is "ZWERP"...
Sky: Who knows anymore...
Luna: *changing form*
Swordtail: *dies from love overload*
Blake: So many lost lives today...
Weakart: This is getting out of hand...
Luna: What. It isn't that bad!
Weakart: At least she's not crazy like the others...
Luna: I guess I'll be... Tapestry!
Sky: Now that's a name!
Blake: She's my new favorite!
Weakart: We're doing doing good! FlameSilk, is Cricket alive yet?
FlameSilk: She's good!
Blake: I don't like the new Blue...
Cricket: Alright! I wonder just how this machine works...
Machine: Analyzing... *VERY WEIRD NOISES*
Blake: Is it out of noise ideas?
Sky: Maybe...
Weakart: Lucas needs his inventing permit taken away...
Sky: Is that even a thing?
Weakart: I think so...
Cricket: *changing form*
Blake: *dies from nosebleed*
Sky: These aren't superheroes! They be supervillains!
Weakart: RIP, Blake...
Cricket: I am Genius, the Smarts Superhero!
Sky: Not bad, but stop killing people!
Genius: What's that problem?
Weakart: So many things, Cricket...
Sky: Let's do Swordtail next... Is he still alive?
Weakart: Swordsy?
Swordtail: *Revives* All good!
Sky: Please don't go to far, Swordtail.
Swordtail: No promises!
Weakart: At least he's honest...
Machine: Analyzing... Processing... Looking at... *BING BONG*
Sky: I'm not even surprised anymore...
Weakart: Yeah...
Swordtail: *changing form*
Weakart: WOAH
Sky: Omg! He's hot!
Swordtail: I like it! Sure to capture all of the ladies as Rebel!
Tapestry: Hello, handsome!
Rebel: Wanna go on a date?
Tapestry: Sure!
Sky: His powers must be charm...
Weakart: Works for him. Willow!
Willow: Frog powers!
Machine: Analyzing... *ZIP*
Willow: *changing form*
Sky: I'm going home *leaves*
Weakart: Wow... Are you offended, Willow?
Willow: Nah. I've got frog powers!
Weakart: I see... What are we going to call you?
Willow: Mrs. Toad!
Weakart: Makes sense.
Bug Girl: I think it's hot...
Weakart: Of course you do... Sky!
Sky: My turn! I want snail powers!
Weakart: How would that help anyone?
Sky: Slow and steady wins the race!
Weakart: Keep telling yourself that...
Machine: Analyzing... *crunch*
Weakart: Crunch? Did Sky die?
Sky: Nope! *changing form*
Weakart: How do you feel?
Sky: Sssssllllloooooowwwwwww...
Weakart: Huh... Any other powers?
Sky: *grows antenna*
Weakart: Freaky... We'll call you Cinnamon Snail
Cinnamon Snail: *slowly smiles*
Weakart: Bumblebee, your last!
Bumblebee: Erbble Yrrble
Machine: Analyzing... Pondering cuteness... Making greatest superhero ever... *Ching*
Bumblebee: *changes form*
Weakart: So freaking cute!
Bumblebee: Srrble Spruuu
Weakart: So, you want to be called Super Stinger?
Super Stinger: *nodd*
Weakart: Awesome! And now... Here is the Third Legion Heroes!
FlameSilk: The Spark Hero
Genius: The Brain Hero
Bug Girl: The Bug Hero
Queen: The Royal Hero
Tapestry: The Thread Hero
Mrs. Frog: The Frog Hero
Cinnamon Snail: The Snail Hero
Rebel: The Useless Hottie
Super Stinger: Their Fearless Leader
Weakart: AND NOW I'M GOING TO BED!