empire retirement shenanigans

Da average_CH_shipper

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As the title suggests this book will be about shenanigans done by empires who got either killed or just plain... Altro

Authors note
chaos quotes cause why not
a mini little oneshot cause yes
Oh look!Another few quotes!
UN is here?
One-shot?no.Have some quotes
A chaotic one-shot?no,a calm one-shot
Another one-shot??where quotes?
quote?yes finally.
Quotes??yes after months-
A/N
Guess..Its more quotes
Quoooootes?No One-shot
Amongus.An,Empire,amongus..
one-shot?No,a Halloween one-shot
have some quotes
chaos
A/N
STOP.DROP.AND ROLL
Random
Another quote one,lovely
uno reverse reverse
an average argument
Wait wha-
Stuck?
B.E & S.E hate eachother,clearly-
B.E's death,but funny
You know the drill.
Christmas!!
More random
Wheres Mongol?
Poor S.E,but its true-
More random
EVEN more random,
MAH SPAGET-
ThE fInAl BrAiN cElL
Watermelon.
Lets team up n kill S.E-
ThErEs FuN iN fUnErAl-
A/N
. . .
Unlock the door Britain,
I wAnT iT tHaT wAy~
Its the hole-
Mew Mow Miw Mou
Banananananana
Who broke it?
THE RED ONE HAS A KNIFE-
-where i've been~
A/N
D I L L I G A F
A game night,
A BUILDING WHAT-
.0.,its a part 2,of da hole.
When B.E found out what france did to Britain
A/N
Guess whos the grandpa
The favourite empire,
Candy store~~~~
Mongol died twice-
Spider Dave,you better BEHAVE
A/N
Mongol:". . .What-"
B.E:GIVE ME A GREEN CARD-
What's up your a$$ this mornimg?
Im freEeEe
R.E has a gun.
Rev up,Power up!
Thats a woman?!
Mongol got a piano,
B.E has a knife-
A/N
-Second place medal.
ThE oCeAn Is A sOuP-
Just B.E and F.E being themselves :)
R.E finally said it-
R.E:Because i caaan

-all thats holy,did you do that.?

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R.E:Oh god,
Mongol:*,._.*

UN:How,in the name of all that's holy,did you do that.?

*B.E is literally stuck to the ceiling by his wings with a face like :,)*

R.E:Well its interesting-
UN:Is it-?

*Bonus*
. . .

Mongol:UN we can explain-
UN:Don't bother,I don't think I want to know.

B.E still stuck to the goddamn ceiling:. . .Can I get some help-?

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