~Next day~
Mr.Darcy: (sent image) selfie in bed with the caption "Good morning"
Me: Good morning.
Mr.Darcy: I'm off today !
Me:Any plans?
Mr.Darcy: Not yet .
Mr.Darcy: (sent image) mirror selfie.
Me: Looks like you are going out.
Mr.Darcy:(sent image)mirror selfie on changing room,with the capition "Yes/no?"
Me: What am I giving my approval on?
Mr.Darcy: The blue shirt im wearing. Should I buy it or not?
Me: It does look good on you. Fits you well.
Mr.Darcy: Do I get to see you?
Me: Why? Missed me?
Mr.Darcy: A bit yeah!
Me:(sent image) a selfie
Mr.Darcy: Now that's what I missed .Send a full body pic? Show me those curves! ❤️
Me:Are you good at taking curves?
Mr.Darcy: You mean fucking curvy girls?
Me: No !
Mr.Darcy: So what does it means?
Me: The curves in the roads.
Me:(sent image)
Me: My failed masterpiece.
Mr.Darcy: Looks good !
Me: Cool ! Because it looks like it will stay with me for awhile.
Mr.Darcy: Are you in the washroom?
Me: Yeah! Was trying to get it off with alchohol. Not really working.
Mr.Darcy: So I don't see anything, that means? 😜
Me:That means that you are not very lucky?😂
Mr.Darcy: You're not feeling generous?
Me: I'm always generous.
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~Hours Later~
Mr.Darcy: (sent image) 15.000 steps
Me: That's very good.
Mr.Darcy: Not bad lol. I'm working next three days so putting these steps in haha.
Me:Did the doctor told you to do so?😂
Mr.Darcy: Hahah. No I need to get back to my olden shape.
Me:What's an olden shape?
Mr.Darcy:(sent image) his younger self.
Me: And the difference is? You were skinnier?
Mr.Darcy: Well ,yeah ! Obviously !
Me: Okay,so no bodyshaming to skinny guys, but I saw what I needed to see and you are just better now. Anyway you should still do what makes you feel best.
Mr.Darcy: Lol ! I just need to feel better, not look better .
Me: Sometimes they are related,sometimes they are not . Now that I think about it, olden you was kinda hot.
Mr.Darcy: There is more,but obviously 🖕🏿 Black middle finger.
Me: You wished !
Mr.Darcy:(sent image)
Me: Don't bring Nana into this.
Mr.Darcy:Well she knows you're doing it.
Me: Did you tell on me?
Mr.Darcy:(sent image)
Me: 🖕🏻💅💍💎
Mr.Darcy: Hahah.
~Next day~
Mr.Darcy:(sent video) documentary on how to build a cabin.
Me: Did you learn anything?
Mr.Darcy: Not everything,but some.
Me: That's something.
Mr.Darcy:I really am thinking more and more about it.However I jeed to explore more. Like. Where can I go camping etc.
Me:Hmm well,when you get a free weekend or like 2 days off in a row,why dont you try to rent a cabin for those days,and just get a taste of the experience?
Mr.Darcy: Hm ! I don't know,I will think about it. I think it's not that fun going alone ,but whatever.
Me: (sent image)
Me: I always wanted to learn how to play piano.
Mr.Darcy: Why didn't you?
Me: Well my parents weren't that enthusiastic about paying for me to learn musical instruments, and when I grew older,realized my fingers are kind of short to play it.
Mr.Darcy: Well if it's still your dream,don't give up on it. Who knows?
Me:(sent image)
Me: Do you like Tiramisu? It's delicious.
Mr.Darcy:Sometimes yeah. You seem to be killing it today haha.
Me:Hahah ,I kill it everyday 🫠😂I'm an assasin.
Mr.Darcy:That looks very nice. Are you in a hotel lobby?
Me:Yeah,I was.
Me:(sent image)
Mr.Darcy:Nice. Reminds of the film." A good woman" 😜
Me: Does it?
Mr.Darcy:Sexy girl and hotel lobbies always reminds me of prostitution. And that film was good 😜.
Me: You mean the movie" Pretty Woman" then? With Julia Roberts.
Mr.Darcy: Oh,yeah,lol ! You got it.
Me: Of course I got it.
Mr.Darcy: How much you earned? 💰
Me: Bitch please ! I'm priceless.
Mr.Darcy: So you get paid in kindness? Or gold?
Me: Diamonds !
Mr.Darcy: So,what are you doing now Miss Tiramisu?
Me: Mr.Darcy,you changed my name after all this time? How dare you !
Mr.Darcy:Well I was thinking between Miss Julia Roberts (a.k.a the Prostitute) and a dessert that I don't like, so... You're welcome!
Me: You are an asshole !
Mr.Darcy: Thank you !
Seen by me
Mr.Darcy: (sent video) him walking towards the camera,his sleeves rolled up and giving a death stare.
Seen by me
Mr.Darcy: I shot that video for you Miss Roberts !
Me: Thank you !
Me: If I lost my memory,what's the first thing you'd tell me about us?
Mr.Darcy:There's an unused vibrator in your room.
Mr.Darcy:(sent image)
Me: The essentials first. I see.
Mr.Darcy:(sents image)selfie with caption "I'm signing off."
Me: Ok.Drive safe.
Mr.Darcy: Well thank you Miss Roberts.
Me: Don't call me that. It's making me hate you more.
Mr.Darcy: Ok. Shall I call you Mrs Roberts then?
Me:No.
Mr.Darcy: What's the reason for using the adjective "more" next to the verb "hate"?
Me: In this case it comes as a warning. I'm just being reminded why I didn't like you in the first place,cause I'd started growing too soft on you.
Mr.Darcy: Well Miss Soft- welcome back to reality.
Me: Thanks. Always a pleasure being here.
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