Avengers Chatroom

By pretty_amourwrites

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Some comedic Avenger chatroom stories! Each story either a a continuation and connected to each other. Happy... More

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Dance Machine

The Annoyance Test

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By pretty_amourwrites

*Bucky created chatroom*   

*Bucky added Clint*

Clint: What is it Bucky, I'm making a list of cool teen things to do.

Bucky: And why are you doing that?

Clint: So Wanda and Pietro will finally hand out with me.

Bucky: Look, we have a problem. I think somethings wrong with Rose.

Clint: Who dat?

Bucky: Rosella. Shes....shes.....NICE!

Clint: Oh no. Terror. Terror.

Clint: That was sarcasm by the way.

Bucky: It's overwhelming! No one is that nice.

Clint: That's a bit dramatic...

Bucky: I'm telling you its unnatural.

Clint: Fine, how about a bet? If I can get her to curse or get annoyed, then I can have your metal arm for a month.

Bucky: And if I win?

Clint: Uggg....you keep the arm?

Bucky: Really, that's it?

Clint: You in or not?

Bucky: Fine. Bring it.

*Clint added Peter, Pietro, Vision*

Bucky: CHEATER!

Pietro: What is it I'm busy?

Clint: Your all gathered here today because your some of the most annoying people I know.

Peter: Wait, I'm annoying?

Bucky: Have fun Clint.

Clint: You all are here to try and annoy Rosella.

Peter: I can't annoy her! She baked me fresh cookies while I studied.

Vision: She helps me and Wanda choose new recipes to try.

Pietro: I'm in!

Clint: Vision, Peter shut up. Pietro, you're my new favorite twin.

Pietro: In your face Wanda!

Clint: Let it begin!

*Bucky added Rosella*

Rosella: Hello, beautiful people!

Peter: Hi Miss. Rose!

Clint: Stick to the plan!

Rosella: What plan?

Pieter: Nothing...Vision your up!

Vision: Australia is wider than the moon. The moon sits at 3400km in diameter, while Australia's diameter from east to west is almost 4000km.

Rosella: Excuse me?

Pietro: Out of all the things you could have said..

Vision: The Spice Girls were originally a band called Touch. 

Rosella: How do you know the Spice Girls? 

Bucky: We really need to limit his time with Peter.

Vision: When helium is cooled to near-absolute zero temperatures -460 degrees Fahrenheit or -273 degrees Celsius, it becomes a superfluid, which means it can flow without friction.

Rosella: Um, V...

Vision: Without science, there is no human development, no technological progress, no knowledge generation, and the world stagnates. Science is knowledge, and the world as we know it would not exist if we did not invest in science. The world would come to a halt if science did not exist.

Rosella: Vision...

Vision: Science is one of the most important sources of information. It serves a specific purpose and a variety of functions for the benefit of our society, including the generation of new knowledge, the improvement of education, and the enhancement of our quality of life. Science must address societal needs as well as global challenges. Without science, there is no human development, no technological progress, no knowledge generation, and the world stagnates. Science is knowledge, and the world as we know it would not exist if we did not invest in science. The world would come to a halt if science did not exist.

Bucky: Damn.

Rosella: VISION!!!

CLint: YES!

Vision: Yes Miss. Rosella.

Rosella: Those where some...incredible facts! It's like you copied and pasted them straight out of a website or something!...*hint hint, wink wink*

Clint: Huh?

Vision: You really think so?

Rosella: Of course, how about you write them down and send them to be so I can read them all?

Clint: NO!

Vision: I would be honored, I'll start on it immediately.

Pietro: Traitor.

*Vision has logged off*

Clint: Peter...make me proud.

Peter: Excuse me Miss. Rose? Your really smart right? I have a few questions.

Rosella: Sure Pete! Ask away.

Peter: If you clean a vacuum cleaner, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?

Bucky: A what now?

Pietro: Who let Peter back on YouTube?

Peter: When we yawn, do death people think we're screaming? Why aren't iPhone charger just called apple juice? If FedEx and UPS were to merge would they be know as FedUP?

Rosella: I...um..

Clint: Everything ok there Rose?

Rosella: You know what Peter, those are some interesting questions.

Pietro: Wait what?

Peter: You, think my questions are interesting?

Rosella: Absolutely, you know what, you're a smart kid Pete. Why don't you do research on them and tell me what you found.

Peter: Cool!

Clint: No, no not cool!

Peter: I'll message them to you!

Rosella: Can't wait!

*Peter has logged off*

Bucky: Tic-tok, tic-toc Barton.

Clint: Shut it.

Clint: Pietro, if you fail...Wanda is my new favorite.

Pietro: Not on my watch...things are about to get ugly.

Rosella: What are you guys even talking about?

Pietro: Shut it dumb blond!

Bucky: Your spelled blonde wrong.

Rosella: I'm a brunet Pietro...

Pietro: Don't correct me you two face!

Rosella: I respect your opinions.

Pietro: Stop it with the fake niceness!

Rosella: Are you ok?

Pietro: What?

Rosella: You seem to have a lot of hate and negativity. Is everything ok? Are you, ok?

Pietro: You know I have been kind of stressed lately.

Clint: What's happening?

Pietro: It's just, these missions are bringing a lot of anxiety recently. And Wanda keeps breaking into my room at night and making me dream some really weird shit.

Rosella: We can talk about if you like? How about we call each other later today?

Pietro: Yeah, I um...gotta go do some...stuff.

*Pietro has logged off*

Bucky: Anyone else hear crying?

Rosella: Brb guys, my cookies are in the oven.

Bucky: Looks like I win...your bow and arrows are mine.

Clint: That wasn't in the deal!

Bucky: Sucks to suck!!!

*Bucky has logged off*

Clint: My precious arrows...

*Clint has logged off*

Rosella: Hmm....bitches.

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