~RECAP~
"Meanwhile Y/N jumped behind the burning Robo Fizz and used his right elbow constantly striking the top of the burning robot's head."
Blitzo: "Ya, Y/N, beat his ass up."
"As Blitz would cheer on and look like he was having a proud daddy moment, Robo Fizz would grab Y/N and throw him towards the Imp and the hellhound demon."
"Y/N rolled on the floor then set his footing again."
Blitzo: "Well, Y/N, good fucking job, now let's kill this fucking bastard."
"Y/N nodded."
Y/N: "Yup, let's do this."
~ON WITH THE STORY~
"Robo Fizz coils himself up into his rolling form again, charging straight at the demons and the human. They leap out of the way as Robo Fizz rolled into a booth, destroying it in a large explosion."
Blitzo: "This fucking rip-off clown."
"Y/N stood back up fallowed by Loona, then Blitz."
Y/N: "Blitz, give me a fucking knife."
Blitz: "Oh shit, the action begins, here you go."
"Blitz tossed a tactical knife at Y/N it had a sharpened 8-inch blade, with a 3-inch metal handle wrapped with a black rope."
"Robo Fizz would walk out the destroyed booth."
Robo Fizz: "Hahahahaha, let's have a little fun shall we."
Y/N: "We sure will."
"Y/N gripped firmly onto the knife that had been given to him."
"Robo Fizz coils into his rolling form straight at Y/N."
"Y/N waited for the right moment, as he was about to jump, Loona rushed towards him and tackled him avoiding getting injured by Robo Fizz."
"Y/N laid flat on his back, with Loona on top."
Y/N: "Gosh, dammit Loona, I had that."
"Y/N supported himself with his elbows. Loona supported herself with her knees and hands, they looked at each other, and Loona blushed deeply, there faces an Inch apart."
Y/N: "Loona, don't get the wrong Idea."
Loona: "I'm not, uhh sorry about that."
Y/N: "No worries, now get the fuck off me so I can beat this robotic rip-off."
"Loona got off of Y/N, then helped him back up."
Blitzo: "Ok, you two, now that you are done flirting and lovey dovey and what not, Loonie, go check on the rest of the crew, I think me and Y/N can handle this."
"Loona groaned and fled the scene, leaving the Imp demon and Y/N alone, fighting a jester demon."
Y/N: "So, you figure out his weakness."
Blitzo: "No, let's just fucking gun it, seems better that way."
Y/N: "Whatever you say boss."
"Blitzo laughed."
"Y/N ran towards Robo Fizz who sung his flexible arm, and Y/N ducked, Blitz managed to slice his leg due to Y/N being a distraction."
"Y/N and Blitz regrouped."
Y/N: "We're gonna have to slice and dice, you agree."
Blitzo: "Ya, I'll be the distraction this time."
"Y/N and Blitzo ran towards Robo Fizz, Blitzo would get the jester's attention and Y/N would end shove his blade In Robo fizz's neck, then use his heel to shove it in more."
"Robo fizz would shake his head and laugh maniacally due to Y/N cutting a circuit wire in his neck."
"Blitzo and Y/N regrouped again."
Blitzo: "I think we got him."
Y/N: "No, I need another knife, I'm gonna stab the other side of his neck."
Blitzo: "Ok."
"Blitzo handed Y/N another knife."
Robo fizz: "I never thought a human...haha....cou-...could do somethin-...hahahaha........something like that.....hahahahaha."
Y/N: "I hate it when people think little of me, cause then something like this happens."
Blitzo: "Ya, well, let's get this fucking over with, I want to get paid."
Y/N: "Ok."
"Blitzo rushed towards the jester demon, then fallowed by Y/N, Blitzo pulled out his rifle and hit Robo Fizz's right knee, causing him to kneel down."
"Y/N jumped and pushed the newly handed knife into the other side of the Jester demons neck, then for the last blow, Y/N used his right elbow to counter attack the Jester again, leaving a dent in the robotic head."
"Robo Fizz would fall on the floor, face first."
Blitzo: "Well, Y/N lets g-
"Then a massive explosion rocks the park, sending Y/N and Blitzo flying, as they hurtled through the air, smoking and screaming.
Moxxie: "Oh crumbs."
"Y/N was about to land on Moxxie, but Millie grabbed Moxxie In enough time. Y/N and Blitzo land in front of Stolas and Octavia."
Y/N: "Well, Blitz, another job well done."
Blitzo: "Yup, but it was worth it, that slutty toy Clown had it coming."
"Y/N stood back up, and saw a sharp metal puncturing his right rib-cage and another one in his left thigh."
Y/N: "Oh, would you look at that."
"Blitzo stood up."
Blitzo: "Looks bad, *put hand on hips* I guess I am one lucky fucker."
Y/N: "Ya, umm, got anything for the wounds."
"Y/N pointed at his two fresh wounds, then pulled out the sharp pieces of metal, and red blood would gush out."
Stolas: "How disgusting."
Y/N: "Deal with it bird brain."
Stolas: "Oooooh."
Blitzo: "Haha, Y/N told you off Stolas."
Stolas: "Yes, yes he did."
Loona: "You ok Y/N."
Y/N: "Ya, nothing major, I'll be good tomorrow."
"Loona looked at Y/N with a sarcastic look and sighed."
Stolas: "Are you afraid of me human."
Y/N: "No, why would I be, and please call me Y/N, I'm trying to fit in down here."
Stolas: "Sorry, uhh Y/N, why are you here in the first place."
"Loona applied pressure to the wound on Y/N's right side."
Octavia: "Ya, why aren't you afraid of us demons."
Y/N: "Because you demons, act more human, then the humans do on Earth, which act like demons."
Loona: "It's his way of saying his life sucked."
Octavia: "Well, now that your down here, do you find hell more amusing then Earth."
Y/N: "Heck ya."
Stolas: "Glad, you like it here."
"Stolas would think for a while, then speak up."
Stolas: "So, what would you like to do now?"
Octavia: "Oh, can we go to ? They sell weird taxidermy there."
Stolas: *reluctantly* "Hmmm, okayyyyy...
Octavia: *chuckles* "Thanks, dad. You're okay, sometimes."
Stolas: "Thank you, Via. Thank you."
Moxxie: "Uhhh, sir, I hate to bring this up, but I don't think Y/N is in the condition to continue with this job."
Blitzo: "Ya, Moxxie I can fucking see that I have my own eyes!"
Blitzo: "Well, Stolas I got to help Y/N out he's bleeding all over the place."
Stolas: "Well, you may take Y/N for the medical help he needs, Y/N."
Y/N: "Yes Stolas."
Stolas: "Would you like me too put a healing spell on your wounds."
Y/N: "No, I'll be good."
"Y/N walked to the van and loaded himself in the back and Loona would fallow."
"Blitzo and and Stolas would talk before leaving, then Millie and Moxxie would load themselves in the company van."
Millie: "You doin okay Y/N."
Y/N: "Ya, I'm doing ok Millie."
Moxxie: "You sure."
Y/N: "Ya, I've been through worse."
"Loona was sitting next to Y/N, she grabbed his head and laid it on her lap."
"Y/N jumped off his seat with the sudden touch of the hellhound and bump his head on the top of the vehicle."
Y/N: "Owwww, Loona, what we're you doing."
Loona: "I was just helping you relax."
Y/N: "How does me laying on your lap help me relax."
Moxxie: "Help's me."
Y/N: "I wasn't talking to you Moxxie, and your with Millie, it makes sense, you two are married, me and Loona are just friends."
Millie: "You two act more then friends, I can see it too."
Y/N: "No we don't."
"Loona would look down her phone and agree with Y/N."
Loona: "Ya, we're just friends."
Millie: "I don't see it like that."
"Then Blitzo would get in the drivers seat of the van and Y/N would sit back down next to Loona."
Loona: "Come on Y/N, don't be afraid to try new things."
Y/N: "Ok, I guess."
Blitzo: "Ok guys, we're going back to I.M.P."
"Blitzo turned the company van on and began to drive."
"Y/N slowly laid his head on Loona's lap, after he did Loona would mess with his hair."
Millie: "Awww, you two look so cute together."
Blitzo: "Who does."
"Blitzo looks in the back and saw Y/N laying his head on Loona's lap."
Blitzo: "Hey, hey, hey, Y/N what are you doing."
Y/N: "I asked Loona the same thing, she told me too, so here I am."
Blitzo: "Ok, but I got my eye on you *Squints one of his eyes and points at the eye that's not squinted* ok."
Y/N: "Ya, ya, I got it."
"Blitzo would turn back around facing towards the front of the van."
Millie: "Well, time will tell."
~TIMESKIP~
Blitzo: "I love this song!" *poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio* "♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair!" ♫
"Loona is shown sitting in the back of the van with Y/N's head on her lap. Loona looked mildly annoyed at Blitzo singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles."
Blitzo: "♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫"
"They drive into an old crowded parking lot."
Blitzo: ♫ "Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫
"A pink car pulls into the parking spot with ."
Blitzo: "Oh, shit! Fu-
"Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop with Y/N tumbling to the front of the van. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE"."
Y/N: "Blitz, what the fuck is going on."
Blitzo: "Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!"
Y/N: "I do not suck."
"Loona let out a small laugh."
"Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it."
Blitzo: "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!"
"The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked."
Blitzo: "Oh, shit! Verosika!"
"Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops."
Verosika: "Blitz-o."
Blitzo: "I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is...
"Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up."
Blitzo: ...three Rings DOWN!"
Verosika: "And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts."
Blitzo: "Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"
"Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically."
Verosika: "They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups."
"Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb."
Verosika: "So, your sister says "Hi".
Blitzo: "Why are you here?! This is the Immediate Murder professionals. Not the Immediate Cock Suckers So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"
Verosika: "Actually, prick I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building....
Loona: *watching from the van* "No way...
Verosika: ...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break."
Blitzo: "A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT staying here for a fuckin' week!"
Verosika: *removes her sunglasses* "Awww, you mad, Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run...
Blitzo and Verosika: ...run three rings to and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!"
Blitzo: "Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!"
Verosika: "Choke on a sandpaper cock."
"Verosika flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van."
"Blitzo follows Verosika."
Blitzo: "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna...
"A towering muscular Hellhound appears behind Blitzo and growls."
Hellhound: "You'll what?"
Blitzo: *glances around and stutters in fear* "Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!"
"After a second of awkward silence, Verosika, Blitzo and the Hellhound laugh as if in a sitcom."
Verosika: "Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well."
Blitzo: "Oh ya, Y/N get your ass out here."
"Blitzo dramatically stomped his foot on the ground and Y/N would walk out of the van."
Verosika: "A human, you fucking him too."
"Y/N walked closer to Blitzo."
Y/N: "Actually no, I work for him."
Verosika: "You really are crazy Blitzo, but he does look kind of cute."
Y/N: "No thanks, I'd rather waste my time with overdramatic horse loving Blitz, then a whore like you."
"Verosika bit her lip and looked at Y/N with a seductive look. Then Verosika leaves with her bodyguard. She glances over her shoulder as she flips Blitzo off."
Verosika: *looking back* "Ta-ta, fuck stain."
Blitzo: "Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that."
Loona: *kicks van door open and steps out* "You know Verosika Mayday?!"
Blitzo: "Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated."
Millie: "Was it before or after she became a pop star?"
Moxxie: *opens the van door and steps out* "You dated a pop star?!"
Blitzo: "Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?"
Loona: "Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday?"
Millie: "It's you?"
Moxxie: "I just... *scratches his head* "Is she blind?? Suffering some form of brain damage?"
Y/N: "I have no idea who this Verosika is, but she looks like a massive whore."
Blitzo: "Thank you Y/N! for understanding that I had to affiliate with that whore."
Y/N: "Your welcome."
Blitzo: "Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives."
Moxxie: "You do that all the time, sir!"
Millie: "Come on, you kinda do that."
Loona: "You totally do that."
"Millie grins mischievously, eyelids lowering."
Millie: "What was sex with her like?"
Moxxie: *taken aback* "Millie!"
Millie: "Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like."
Moxxie: *about to scold Millie but changes his mind* ...Touché."
Blitzo: "Okay, look, let's just drop it! Millie, j- park the van somewhere else. *tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to the driver's side* Okay, Loonie, Moxxie, Y/N let's go handle this shit."
"The scene cuts to Y/N, Loona, Moxxie and Blitzo stepping out of an elevator. Loona walks nervously forward."
Loona: "Do you think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!"
Y/N: "Uhhh, no but they saw me."
"Blitzo smiles at her with shining eyes."
Blitzo: "Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always~
"Loona narrows her eyes and scowls."
Loona: "Shut UP, da—
Y/N: "Oh, almost."
"Blitzo looks at her with adoration on his face. Loona catches herself almost referring to Blitzo as "dad" and shoves him aside."
Loona: "Urgh! Blitzo!"
"Loona checks her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over Blitzo before accidentally bumping into Vortex. She looks up in embarrassment."
Loona: "Oof! Oh. Woah...
"Y/N lifted Blitzo back up."
"Vortex glances down at Loona. Blitzo smiles at Loona before he gasps in shock. Loona blushes and wags her tail. Blitzo then moves between Loona and Vortex, his arms out."
Blitzo: "Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?"
"Vortex mentions to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. "V" and "M" are spray-painted on the door windows across from the I.M.P. office room."
Vortex: "She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper."
Blitzo: "Oh, COME ON!"
Vortex: *scoffs* "Sorry, man."
"Vortex walks away."
Blitzo: *mutters* "Oh, no you don't, bitch."
Moxxie: "Sir... how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone...
"Blitzo tunes Moxxie out with a glare."
Moxxie: "In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of-
Blitzo: "Moxxie, shut the fuck up!"
Moxxie: *heads over to Verosika's office* "Alrighty, then."
Y/N: "I'm gonna go with him."
Blitzo: "Go ahead, fuck em up too if they try to mess with your holes."
"Moxxie pushes open the doors and goes inside fallowed by Y/N. The silhouettes of Y/N, Moxxie, Verosika and her gang of demons are seen through the glass window."
Moxxie: "Hello, Miss Verosika, was it? I work for I.M.P, and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because-
Coco: *points to Moxxie* Aw, look at the little one. He's got a wittle bow tie!
Moxxie: Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I—
Josh: Want a kissy, little guy?
Moxxie: A kind offer, but... I'm married.
Y/N: "Moxxie, instead of reasoning with them, knock there teeth out."
"The gang of demons surround Moxxie, and Y/N stood in front of Moxxie."
Y/N: "Moxxie, get out of here."
"Moxxie walked out the room."
Blitzo: "Moxxie, where the fuck is Y/N."
"Blitzo saw Y/N's silhouette with the demons surrounding them."
Y/N: "You really know how to piss people off, don't you."
Verosika: "Yes, why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp-dick... boss?"
"Verosika walks closer at Y/N and crawls up his chest with her point, and index finger."
Y/N: "I'm warning you."
Verosika: "What are you gonna do."
Y/N: "This."
"Y/N lifted Verosika up, and she wrapped her legs around his waist, and her arms around his neck."
Verosika: "Oh, you want to fuck me, your gonna have to do better then that."
"Verosika kissed Y/N's neck, and he threw her off, and she landed on table and one of the legs broke."
"Blitzo pressed himself against a mirror and saw Y/N throw Verosika."
Blitzo: "Ya, Y/N you got this."
"Blitzo kicks both doors open, causing Verosika and her gang to notice."
Blitzo: "Alright...! *bleep* THAT'S IT!"
"Blitzo stomps toward Verosika, she would get of the broken table and dust herself off."
Verosika: "I didn't think you would do something like that, not bad for a human."
Blitzo: "Well guess what, he fucking did, and If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin'... challenge! *to himself* Fuck, I said that twice."
"Y/N stood next to Blitzo."
Y/N: "Blitz, you said challenge twice."
Blitzo: "I know I fucking did, now just stick to my side."
Kiki: "Mmmmm... Is this imp boy starting a demon duel?"
Verosika: *chuckles* "I think he is!"
"Verosika leans in toward Blitzo."
Verosika: "What's the game then, Blitz-o?"
Blitzo: "Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day."
"The succubi laugh. Blitzo glares in determination. They stop laughing."
Verosika: "Oh, you're serious?"
"She leans in close to Blitzo's face, speaking in a low whisper."
Verosika: "Game on... bitch."
~TO BE CONTINUED~
Author: "Ok, well, I enjoyed writing this too, thank you all for 8.3K reads, and the likes and comments, see you in the next one."
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