new york the city that
eats other cities for breakfast here our
competitors went to great heights to
discover
new york's finest from the bosom of lady
liberty
to the big apples rotten t*nk sewer
car
in the end team amazon claimed victory
and surprise rewards
which meant no one got booted off except
the meat grinder
we have lucky number 13 competitors
still in the running
and we shall see who will win the 1
million bucks soon
man i'm just so sick of having a stupid
animal mangling curse
kirsh smurfs the more you believe that
trash
the more power it has over you really
wow
maybe you're right six episodes and no
eliminations
oh if we were a steak we'd be a 32-ounce
porterhouse and you guys would be a tiny
slice of bologna
need i remind you all that we've lost
the last challenge but with you as our
leader nothing is impossible
heck i'm not even afraid of flying
anymore check this out
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[Music]
[Applause]
how dare he pervert the name of Josephine Silver!
go you're not safe with me
winning has its privileges
no more footwork Scott
no more furrows here and that's how i
became the president of my 15th
total drama fan club great so
you must have some idea of who's going
next
yep according to my stats no team avoids
elimination
six times in a row without getting octbi
syndrome what overconfident than blowing
it syndrome
so what you're saying is team chris is
really really really really hot is on
the chopping block
i am a show for a tv reg you're megan
noob
uh thanks i'm already prepping souvenirs
for my post-season online charity
auction
like every time heather thinks she's
using me i make a little notch in my
belt
see here there
cutie pie
oh you're so cute when you're terrified
does she keep her thumbs in her armpits
when we're not looking
cody is so into me
whoa aren't those the alps
in preparation for landing please
unbuckle your seat belts and head to the
cargo hold
now what
thanks Jo no problem
hi daryl it's me tyler
season one you and i were together
you must have me confused with someone
else the only guy i was ever into on the
show is tyler
and he's never coming back
no no no no are you not listening
aka germany
we're in avalanche territory so you
might want to keep it down
what there's a sail at the keyboard
welcome to today's musical challenge
avoid the song allege
to avoid a potentially fatal tumble down
the mountain
and a climb back up you better keep the
singing nice and not loud
[Song: Eine Kleine]
Noah: Keep it down, so I can win the loot!
Owen: Try, I will, but I still got to fart. (loudly) No, toot!
Heather and Noah: Shhhh!
Heather: Toot on, but you're still out of luck. You suck the lemon chuck.
Gwen: Wait till you're voted out for being such a lout!
Courtney: I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves you out the plane!
Jo: When you don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stopping you, you, you.
Leshawna: Swimming in your eyes, it's butterflies, and suddenly there's nothing I can't do. Sorry, Harold.
Lindsay: Wait, something's itching in my brain! Someone's back in the game! My former flame! And Tyler's your name! You're Tyler just the same! Oh, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler back you came.
Tyler: You remember me? Ha! She remembers me! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!
Scott: Huh, our host says that is a bad-
[Song end]
Everyone else screamed too. Because Tyler's scream had caused an avalanche.
"...idea." Scott said as causing massive amounts of snow piled on the unlucky contestants.
Chris laughed from a voice as he came to the snow pile at the bottom of the hill, "Awesome!" he said as everyone pulled their way out.
Jo flirting with Leshawna? i
would throw up
but he is not even worth the puke did
you hear him back there
even his singing is up to something oh
great news guys tyler is back
what girl no way yeah can you believe
it it's easier to just go along with it
i smell food
food it's beautiful
easy tiger don't think of this as raw
meat
think of it as raw building materials
over 1500 species of sausage called
germany home
hence the theme of our most efficient
challenge yet
shut up who stuffed it danke chef each
team must make a giant german sausage by
shoveling meat
into the grinder push it down and grind
the mixture out into an
oversized sausage casing all without
losing a finger or toe what about thumbs
are they
cool i'm sorry sausages this is the most
disgusting
challenge yet count yourselves lucky
you're not making hot dogs
no beaks hooves or butts in this meat
pile
you'll have to shovel fast or risk
getting stuck with an incomplete
sausage which will be a lot harder to
ride down the hill
uh no not that hill that's
the spot of course if you had a shiny
new
electric meat grinder just plug her into
our portable generator
et voila sausage stuffed in seconds ugh
i knew we should have tackled you when
you threw our grinder out
you didn't disagree at the time what
kind of self-involved
lazy useless formerly bald dimwit thinks
the reward won't
eventually come in handy
speaking of rewards can we expect one at
the end of this salmonella challenge
salmonella oh there will be prizes for
those who make it down the hill alive
and there will be punishment for one
sorry loser on the last place team
behold the penalty hosin
go go go
dj you shovel lindsey you stuff
i'll do the grinding start believing the
impossible babies cause the pig is about
to fly
it shoving meat into the grinder is
dangerous i'm
valuable who got us the win in new york
who threw out the electric
grinder yeah
i need your strength on the grinder owen
stuff that casing like your life depends
on it aye
aye captain noah you make sure izzy
doesn't get in the grinder again
and there goes my pelvis
um less yakking more packing
well at least i'm doing something that's
it keep dragging nearly there oh no
ah he's alive maybe i'm not cursed after
all
ow this is a disaster
thanks to Scott there's no meat left we
could use
meat cody
[Music]
cody's got a tiny sausage at least my
team has a
so sausage
dude that was raw meat not good
Jo: Let's ride Owen down the hill.
Noah: Let's do it.
[When Team Chris is 4x Hot arrived, they were last.]
Chris: Where the fuck is the sausage?
Noah: Owen-
Jo: Is the sausage! The sausage is inside him! (sheepish grin) Okay, please don't throw us down the plane...
on to parts vi of today's
challenge
competitors must learn and perform a
traditional german dance on this very
platform
the mats are rigged to deliver a
hilarious and painful jolt
every time one of you missteps or i need
a laugh
last team standing wins where's the
reward you promised
patience mind flower team chris is
really really really really hot
first to arrive first to get the reward
uh
these weigh a ton yes they do team
victory
oh these are all the rage in paris and
in last place team amazon maybe it's
reverse psychology
the losing team gets the best reward
whatever lets you sleep at night
now since team elusive victory is down
by two
let's even it up amazon and chris is
really really really really hot
three dance to sit out
and victory two dance one sits out oh
me too me three against two how was that
fair
you're kidding right and which member of
the losing team
must wear dope penalty horses
look i'd do anything to keep gwen from
seeing me in a german bikini
those hoes and would look really
hot on you
[Music]
funny i was gonna make you wear them but
now that you
want to cody congratulations
no
how are the hosen treating you it feels
like someone gave my wedgie a wedgie
[Music]
that's turkey shut up follow my lead and
nobody gets hurt
yet right knee up left arm sweet
stop hop snap your thighs kick your butt
jump and clap my grandparents are german
so i'm like a 10th generation slap
dancer
it's what kept me alive on the school
playground and probably why i didn't
make any friends
but who needs friends when you have a
county
one two three slap my knee my husband to
be his name is cody
four five six kick up sticks my heart
won't take without my cody fix
seven eight nine straighten your spine
spin to see cody looking so fine
ten eleven twelve nothing more to twelve
chicks want cody but his butt's mine
[Music]
ignore those who do not know fabulous
dancing when they see it
truly you are fabulous you mustn't hold
back any longer
you're right candy apple clear the way
this dance train is leaving the station
i'm disappointed heather you're above
petty teasing
no i'm not oh i would like to smack that
arrogant jerk right in those
strong sexy cheekbones
i could dance already but with his
encouragement
i just went from janet to beyonce
what's with you and lashana giving the
enemy a pep talk
not cool very perceptive my brilliant
teammate
i'm working an angle that will benefit
our team
i don't feel so hot
perfect time to test this baby out
oh it smells like cooked sausage cool
one girl to another watch out for
Jo
he is not who he seems ha you jealous
he's paying attention to
all this what
ah i hate that guy as if
[Music]
anyone heather can't stand must be good
it's challenge time ah
i think i just went from medium to well
done
last person standing on the platform
wins the challenge for their team
this is gonna be fun
[Music]
[Applause]
oh
[Music]
come on Scott don't burn out now stay
on the platform lashana
i'm not going anywhere that's it seize
the day oh
she's not even on your team ow
i'm gonna seize the you you've had this
coming for
three seasons
team amazon wins again
[Music]
i won i won
dude seriously what happened heather
sacrificed herself to distract me
and her brilliant plan worked i am most
disappointed in myself
oh yeah i totally planned that
ow guess heather kind of helped us win
can't think of a better way for her to
take one for the team
team amazon fresh baked strudel awaits
you in first class
you're welcome team chris is really
really really really hot
once again you're in not winner not
total loser purgatory
team opposite of victory you're voting
someone out
there is no way sierra could have
knocked that rock hard
walking prime rib of a jerk face
off the platform but why would Jo
take a dive for me
i think you took a dive back there and i
want to know why
and i think you took one too many slaps
to the head i know you're up to
something
do you know how great you look with that
missing tooth it really brings out the
anger in your eyes you that
is so ugh
[Music]
tell me those aren't the same sausages
you threw up
i have two barf bags full of the finest
peanuts never allowed to be handed out
on commercial planes
due to allergy-induced lawsuits time to
vote who gets them
okay the votes are in lashawna
you may or may not get a bag after i
give the first one
to lindsay dj
the longer you stay here the less cute
and cuddly animals remain alive on
planet earth
pretty good reason to send you packing
lashonna the longer you stay here the
less teeth remain in heather's mouth
pretty good reason to keep you here so
the last bag goes to
dj what but
i'm fabulous i seized the day
and we're out of time so long farewell
obviously good night
team victory really keep calling
themselves that
really oh find out next time
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