In a red room with a giant eye window, a figure is swimming in a pool before resurfacing with a gasp revealing Damari as she makes it to the end of the pool and sighs, relaxing in. After her training is done, Carmilla took her to the pool to relax and regain her energy. She floats on her back as she looks up at the ceiling, wondering how her parents are going without her along with her friends. Shaking her head, she gets out of the pool and stands up and then dives in and swims as she does another lap. Holding her breath, she makes it to the other side and emerges from the water, spitting out water from her mouth.
"Seems like you're having a good time, hmm?"
Damari screams and sees Alastor by the pool, sipping his tea.
"Alastor!"
"Hello, darling! How's your training with the overlords?" Alastor greeted, unfazed with her scream.
"G-Good. Geez, I gotta get you a bell so you can stop jump-scaring me out of nowhere." she stuttered.
"Hmm... I don't think so. It's fun watching you get scared easily." he said before laughing with sound of crowd laughing in the background.
"Right..."
"So, I heard that you perfected your training. It seems you have some potential in you. Such power you possess."
This made Damari a bit suspicious the way he talked.
"What makes you say that? Have you been watching me?"
"How else would I be able to check up on you? I even witnessed you taking down those dummies and tearing them into pieces like you did with those little blocks! What an entertainment!"
"Okay..." Damari said, feeling creeped out and unconvinced. "Is this your way of trying to make a deal with me? Because it's not gonna work."
"Who's asking?" Alastor grinned.
"It's your body language and your tone that shown me."
"You're smarter than Charlie. At least hear me out."
"...Talk."
Damari gets off of the pool and grabs a towel to dry herself.
"Think about the power you possess to our full potential. To become powerful than the overlords."
"I'm not the type to hurt anyone if I have to, only to defend myself and my friends and family. Bloodshed is not my thing. Even if I did know how to control my power, I would use it to protect than to control."
"So, you don't wish to becoming much higher and more important? All sinners wish to become one."
"But I'm not a sinner. I'm a human and a full Christian. I don't like unnecessary violence and cruelty. If I did become an Overlord, I would do whatever it takes to help those sinners redeem themselves like Charlie is doing right now. And I ain't taking anybody's souls either. If you're trying to get me to be like you, you've got another thing coming."
Alastor couldn't help but be impressed that she knows what she's doing and very aware of herself ever since she landed in Hell. She's changed.
"You're quite a character, I admit that. But you and I know that with your power and mine, we would be unstoppable."
Damari couldn't help but glare at him.
"What makes you think we are? We barely know each other for sometime and I'm still weary of you."
Alastor grinned and snapped his fingers. Damari's swimsuit changes back to her normal hotel uniform and spotlight lands on Alastor and he starts singing.
You stitch your dreams, but they'll never hold
You're falling by the wayside
Falling by the wayside
Down you go
Alastor wraps his arm around her shoulder and makes her face the mirror as they see a reflection of themselves. The reflection shows Alastor's glowing red eyes while Damari's eyes glows red as well and showing her horns and a halo.
There is so much you could be
Endless possibilities
Shake my hand, don't be naive
He holds out a hand to her, but Damari shook her head and backed away. Instead of making her shake it, Alastor just grabs her hand and pulls her up close to his face.
Now you can trust me
I see potential in your future, we can agree
I have credentials that you don't, your want is a need
So if you'd like to try and help us, baby, redeem
Can't you hear it in my voice?
Damari pulls away from his grip and sings.
I don't understand what's in it for you
Alastor grins and continues singing.
There's no motive, I just wanna make your dreams come true
Damari frowns and continues singing, finding it hard to believe.
So why does my heart tell me not to trust, you're only bad news
Alastor smiles widely.
Well, maybe you should smile, you're never fully dressed, it's your debut
He faces the way with his arms up as if showing himself to the audience while Damari faces the opposite and holds up her arm to the air.
Now hang the banners, welcome all those on the outside
I'll show compassion and they'll see their future's in sight
Yeah, nothing can go wrong, our deal is sealed air tight
Alastor takes her hand again and the two started dancing as they sing together.
If you wanna feel alive
We could set the world alight
There is so much you could be if only you'd join me
We make one hell of a team
You are wicked like a torturous dream
Like a sweet calamity
There is so much you could be if only you'd join me
We make one hell of a team
Damari pulls herself away from him again and glares at him.
You're really quite persuasive
A killer salesman, you try but you cannot hide
Your inner demon, I know my dreams are hopeful
But they're not stupid, you treat me like a child
Lost in delusion
But I see you, all of you, clearer than I ever have
Stone cold, with no soul, loneliness your only friend
Get it in your head, you're never gonna change me
(No, I only wanna set you free)
The two dance once again as Alastor spins her around before dipping her down with her leg up.
If you wanna feel alive
We could set the world alight
There is so much you could be if only you'd join me
We make one hell of a team
You are wicked like a torturous dream
Like a sweet calamity
There is so much you could be if only you'd join me
We make one hell of a team
Damari looks at herself in a mirror and frowns, not wanting to believe that she can be anything and rather not change herself.
I'm not who you see
I know my destiny and
That girl you see
Will stay a dream
Alastor grins and grabs her hand and spins her around and holding it up for him to face her, surprising her.
You're stuck somewhere between and
You're fraying at the seams and
The girl you wanna be
Will stay a dream
No
Alastor and Damari dance once again.
If you wanna feel alive
We could set the world alight
There is so much you could be if only you'd join me
We make one hell of a team
You are wicked like a torturous dream
Like a sweet calamity
There is so much you could be if only you'd join me
We make one hell of a team
We make one hell of a team
Make one hell of a team
After singing and dancing together, Damari and Alastor stare at each other for a moment before pulling away.
"Well, can't blame a gentleman for trying. At least, just think about it." Alastor said, fixing his bow tie.
"Maybe." Damari said, glancing away.
"Though we did well when we sing together." Alastor added.
This made her smile a bit.
"Yeah, it was fun..."
"Ready to head back to the hotel? Your friends are missing you."
"Yeah. Let me text Carmilla about it." Damari said, taking out her phone. "How's the hotel going?"
"Eh, still the same. Charlie is still figuring it out."
"I hope she's doing well."
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Damari is wrong as Charlie is not doing well. Charlie panicking and planning out everything with lots of paper with strings attached with everyone else watching her, disturbed by her behavior.
"I'm just not quite understanding why it's not working. Okay, okay, think Charlie. Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think. Okay if I do this, it's going to be-" Charlie gasped. "I have trust falls every single morning. We can do-" she gasped again.
"Yikes." Angel Dust frowned. "She's just as worse as Damari was."
"You tell me." Husk agreed, pouring his alcohol drink into his mug that says "FUCK MONDAYS" to mix with his coffee.
"Come on, come on, come on, come on." Charlie whined in frustration.
"Charlie? Sweetie? You, uh, you good?" Vaggie called out, concerned.
Charlie looks back with sleep-deprived, insane look in her eyes that red veins were shown in the sclera.
"Nope! No, not really. Ha ha. I've been up all night trying to figure out why the hotel isn't working." she crushes the paper with hand. "We've done trust falls, we've tried sharing our feelings, we only have a couple months left before the angels come."
She turns into demonic form and laughs maniacally before turning back to normal as she look back at her bulletin board.
"And at this rate-"
Vaggie knew there's one way to resolve this.
"Maybe it's time-"
Charlie turned to her girlfriend with fear.
"NO."
"to ask-" Vaggie continued.
Charlie gets up close to Vaggie's face, holding her cheeks desperately.
"DON'T SAY IT."
"your dad." Vaggie finished.
Charlie groans, knowing what this means for her.
"Charlie, I know you don't want to, but we need every advantage we can get." Vaggie explained.
"He let the extermination happen to begin with. They just had a meeting and said, "Go ahead and kill everyone"" Charlie then gasped in realization. "Wait, that's it!"
"Kill everyone?" Vaggie questioned.
On cue, Niffty pulled out her knife gleefully.
"No! He could get me a meeting with Heaven!" Charlie said.
"Didn't we already try that?" Vaggie asked.
"Well, yeah with Adam, he was an asshole. But he isn't in charge of all of Heaven. We could go to the top. There's sure to be some angels who will listen."
Charlie scrolls through her contacts. In her contacts, she has Egg Boiz 1,2, and 3, before her thumb lingers on top of her "Dad". However, she was hesitant to call her dad. Husk noticed that.
"What's the holdup? You got daddy issues?" he asked.
"No, we just have never been close. After he and mom split, he never really wanted to see me. He calls, sometimes, but only if he's bored or like needs me to do something." Charlie explained with a sad frown.
Husk was aware that this is just an excuse that Charlie does have issues with her dad and turns to the others with a smirk.
"Daddy issues." he declared.
"Well I'd like to meet the big dick in charge." Angel said, leaning against the couch.
Niffty was still holding a knife in her hands.
"The ultimate bad boy." she laughed like a gremlin with excitement, holding a knife while Angel takes her knife away without her knowing. "I bet he's scary."
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In Lucifer's house, there are framed photos of his family in a dark spooky room. Lucifer can be heard making snarling noise as he was working on something. As the sentence goes, his room is revealed to be filled with a lot of rubber ducks, and stacks of them filled the boxes and tubs.
"That's it... Almost there... Now presenting..."
Turning around, he hold out a rubber duck with purple hat and red bow tie.
Lucifer sports a close resemblance to Charlie - having her white skin with rosy-cheeks, blonde hair with thin light coral streaks on the thicker, paler blonde highlights, and eyes with light yellow sclera and red pupils.
His mouth is full of sharp teeth, his hair is short-cut and has been slicked back with one tuft sticking out, his pupils are slit like a snake, and his cheeks are a paler shade of red. In addition, he also sports black sharp eyebrows, and his eyelids are light purple.
Lucifer's white and red clothing is somewhat like that of a circus ringmaster; he wears a wide-brimmed white top hat with a golden snake and a red apple over golden spikes, which resemble a crown, and a red-lined and red-trimmed white popped-collared suit with several golden buttons - his coat worn over a light red-and-white striped waistcoat with two golden buttons and a small, accessorized black bowtie.
He also wears a set of heeled black knee-high boots. On his left pinkie, he sports a golden ring which is presumably his wedding ring.
"...the magic-tastical back flipping rubber duck! Haha! That spits fire!"
The rubber duck shoots flamethrower from its mouth.
"Hoo hoo hoo! Hold the applause please, okay. Oh, thank you, thank you. Oh god, who am I kidding? This sucks!"
He throws the rubber duck at his family portrait and looks sad. Suddenly his ringtone plays. He picks up his phone, and was shocked who was calling him.
"Daughter? Daughter! Daughter calling?! OH! Uhm uh, uh hello, Charlie. He-ey, hey, hey Char-Char. No, no! That's not good. Oh, this is the first time she's called you in years. This has to be perfect."
He takes a deep breath before he picks up phone.
"Hey~ bitch!" he greeted.
Intercut conversation between Lucifer and Charlie during the phone call from the hotel to his house.
"Hi, Dad." Charlie awkwardly greeted back.
"Hey! How are you? Oh ho. Where-where are you these days?" Lucifer nervously asked, grabbing a duck.
"You know where I am Dad. I've told you before." Charlie said in annoyance.
"You have? Oh, yeah uh, well, you know, I um uh-" he stammered.
"I told you when you called me five months ago, or did you not listen?" she pressed.
Lucifer summons his apple cane and spins it around as he walks through his room.
"No, no, no, no. Just, you know, just forgot. You know, I've just been really busy, you know, with, um, important things." he said, kicking a rubber duck.
"Well, I'm actually running a hotel to rehabilitate sinners. Maybe you saw our commercial?" she said with hope, giving thumbs up to Angel who nodded.
"Oh, sadly, I missed it. heh heh. You know, I haven't been watching much TV lately. Scrambles the brain." he said, making silly noises and a silly face. "But hey! A hotel, fun."
"Listen Dad, I've got kind of a big ask." Charlie sighed, ready to ask a big question.
Vaggie gives her supportive smile.
Lucifer coughs from sipping his tea and sets his fancy cup down.
"Yeah, of course. Anything in my power is yours for the asking. You just name it~"
"I need to speak to Heaven. Well, whoever's in charge up there, above Adam, above anybody. I need to go to the top." Charlie declared with determination.
"Oh, no. No~ No, no, no, no, Charlie, no, no, no. That's, uh hah, no."
Charlie gets angry as her fingers cracked to show her frustration.
"Look Dad, I don't ask you for much, I never have, but this, this is really important to me. It's the most important thing I've ever done."
Vaggie comes to her side and grasp her hands while Angel smile at Charlie with Sir Pentious giving out goo-goo eyes to show his support for Charlie.
"And I...need you. I need your help." Charlie finished.
"I don't know, Charlie." Lucifer said unsurely.
"Please! Just come see what I'm trying to do. You'll see why it's a really good idea." Charlie pleaded.
Lucifer look back at his family portrait and wince.
"And Heaven is bound to agree if I get the chance to talk to them. Please, Dad."
"Wait, you're...inviting me over?! Absolutely! Oh, I'll be there in an hour." he hangs up and sings. "My daughter wants to see me~"
He points at the rubber duck below him with a bitter smile.
"Take that, depression!"
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Back at the hotel, Charlie and Vaggie prepare for Lucifer's arrival.
"Welp, we have an hour until he gets here." Charlie said with a smile.
"Okay people." Vaggie called in her military army tone.
Everyone stands at attention, but Husk spills coffee over himself and Niffty collapses on the floor.
"Lucifer is on his way. So we are going to get this place presentable and we are going to make an amazing impression." Vaggie said, pointing at them with her rolled up paper.
Angel then remembers something and raises his hand. Vaggie turns to him.
"Yes?"
"I uh... don't want to be the wet blanket here, but... who's gonna tell Damari about Lucifer??"
This made everyone freeze in realization and become nervous.
"I-I'm sure she's still busy training with Carmilla and Zestial." Charlie nervously chuckled.
"Y-Yeah. You're right. Besides, she doesn't come back until she's completely done with her training." Vaggie agreed.
"Let's hope it at least keeps her busy." Husk said, feeling concerned for Damari.
"Hey, guys!"
Everyone freezes again and slowly turns to see Damari returned with Alastor.
"How's the hotel going? Any news yet?"
Charlie and others glances at each other before Vaggie gently pushes Charlie towards Damari.
"Heyyy, Damari! My best friend! Uh... yes! Everything's going great! We're just about to have a visitor!"
Damari's eyes lit up.
"Really? That's great! Who's coming?"
Charlie gets nervous and fiddles her fingers.
"Um... it's... my dad that's coming. Lucifer Morningstar..."
Damari freezes for a moment and smiles nervously.
"S-Say that again?"
"Lucifer.Is.Coming.To.Visit.The.Hotel." Charlie slowly repeated.
At this moment, Damari's eyes rolled back and she fainted.
"Great. You killed her." Angel deadpanned.
Charlie carries the unconscious Damari and places her on the couch. Vaggie comes over with a cup of water and nudges Damari to wake her up. Charlie then gently taps Damari's face and it slowly started to wake her up.
"Please tell me it was a dream.."
"Nope. It's not. Lucifer is definitely coming here." Vaggie said, making her whimper.
"Water?" Charlie offered, grabbing a cup from Vaggie.
Damari quickly jug a cup of water before sighing.
"So... what am I supposed to do?"
"Just stay in disguise and be cool. Don't worry, my dad is not as bad as it seems." Charlie assured her.
"I-I guess..." Damari said, getting up.
"Well, it's good that you're back. Alright, let's get back to business! Vamanos!" Vaggie ordered.
Everyone, including Damari scatters to get the place tidy and ready for Lucifer. Sir Pentious and Niffty bakes cookies, then Niffty starts sweeping and Husk is cleaning up. Alastor walks in and watches Razzle and Dazzle put up a "Wellcum Daddy" banner up. Damari is in her room, making a suit with a sewing machine. Angel puts on some makeup before closing the mirror, revealing to be Niffty staring creepily at him, making Angel recoil back in surprise. Damari comes down stairs with her swan disguise on, wheeling a covered blanket. Charlie is near the entrance as she nervously smiles.
"Okay everyone, it's showtime!"
Charlie opens the door, revealing to be Lucifer, excited to see his daughter.
"Charlie!"
"Hey, Da-"
Charlie doesn't get to finish because Lucifer hugs her really tight like a bear. Unbeknownst to them, Alastor was right behind them, with his wicked smile strained and left eye twitching in anger when Alastor saw Lucifer. Damari was surprised at how Lucifer looks like. She expect him to be a little more... taller and scarier. But she can't let her guard down that easily, the looks can be deceiving.
"Oh it's so good to see you. Haha!" Lucifer chuckled happily.
"It's uh, good to see you too, Dad." Charlie greeted back through her strained voice.
Lucifer lets go of Charlie to give her a breather. Charlie cleared her throat.
"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!"she said with a nervous smile.
Two Egg Bois pops some party poppers as a warm welcome. KeeKee curls up to Lucifer and rubs her face against his legs. Lucifer notices her and goes all enchanted by her cuteness. He knees and rubs her head.
"Oh hewwo KeeKee!"
Razzle and Dazzle flies by and Lucifer greets them.
"Razzle, Dazzle." he makes endearing noises. "Oh, look how much you haven't grown. Still fun sized. You taking care of my wittle girl?"
His face then darkens and speaks in a very deep ominous threatening tone.
"You better be."
And this is a reason for Damari to be scared right now after seeing that as she shakes. Angel and Husk notices her frightened figure and grabs her hands to comfort her. This calmed her down a bit as she smiles appreciatively at them.
Lucifer snickers and pets the Razzle and Dazzle once again and then looks around the hotel.
"Wow! This place sure looks, uh..."
He looks down at Niffty, who's offering him a tray of cookies as one fell off.
"Uh huh yah uh huh...It's got a lot of character!"
Lucifer finds the bar at the corner and was immediately repulsed by it.
"OH, what in the unholy hell is that?!"
Alastor reappears from the fog and in front of Angel Dust.
"Just some of the renovations we had done. Adds a bit of color, don't you think?" he said.
Lucifer looked at him suspiciously, and points his apple cane at him.
"And you are?" he asked.
Alastor reappears behind Lucifer, catching his attention.
"Alastor. Pleasure to be meeting you, sir. Quite a pleasure."
Alastor shakes Lucifer's cane and wipes his hand in somewhat hidden disgust. Lucifer fixes his suit and hat with a frown.
"It's nice to finally put a face to the name. You are much shorter in real life."
Alastor making a hand gesture indicating the height difference between the Morningstars. This made Damari look at Alastor in disbelief and horror that he's already insulting THE Lucifer.
"Who is this? Who is this nut? Are you the bellhop?" Lucifer asked, unfazed with the insult.
"Aha! No! I am the host of the hotel. You might have heard of me from my radio broadcast." Alastor said.
"Hmm, nope! I guess that's why Charlie called it the Has-been Hotel, ahaha." Lucifer joked, elbowing Charlie by the arm.
"Ha ha ha. It was actually my idea." Alastor fake laughed, looking down at his claws pridefully.
"Ahaha. Well, it's not very clever." Lucifer fake laughed as well.
Alastor strained his fake laughter.
"Ha ha! Fuck you."
With each sentence, Alastor and Lucifer was getting closer to fighting when they are insulting each other before Charlie gets in the way to stop them in between.
"Okay! Okay, anyway. Dad, look at this lovely parlor where people can get to know each other and share secrets and stories and intimate feelings!" she introduced, not seeing the two bugs humping each other in the parlor. "Without Alastor, we wouldn't have been able to pretty it up this much."
Hearing his name made Lucifer stopped smiling from earlier when she was gushing about the parlor.
"Charlie has a very unique vision. I am happy to fulfill her bizarre requests."
Alastor places hand on her shoulder. Lucifer is grumpy that he is winning over Charlie more than he is, which makes him very angry to the point where he growls in frustration.
"Oh, thank you, Alastor." Charlie smiled, placing a hand on his.
"Quite an impressive young lady. We're all very proud of her." Alastor said with a smug grin on his face.
"Ahem, Charlie! Dear, eheh, why don't you introduce me to your OTHER friends?"
Lucifer walks right between them before pointing his cane to the others at the table. Angel Dust tries to get a cookie from Sir Pentious, but he doesn't want Angel touching the cookies without Lucifer trying them and hides them underneath him. Damari gulps at how close he is.
"Oh, yes, of course. This is Vaggie, she's my girlfriend." Charlie said, pulling Vaggie over to introduce her to Lucifer.
Lucifer looks surprised and then smiled awkwardly.
"Oh my golly! You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common!You put her there Maggie."
He pulled Vaggie into a hug and then quickly pulled her away. Lucifer and Vaggie gets awkward with each other.
"Hey! Oh yeah. She's so pretty."
"Lovely to meet you, uh, sir."
"And this is Sir Pentious and Angel Dust, our guests!" Charlie introduced.
Pentious hears his name being called and stands at attention, making a salute to him.
"Your Majesty!"
Pentious falls down into the cookies right before Angel Dust takes one for himself.
"Heya short king~" he greeted flirtatiously.
"Husk is our bartender, and Niffty is our housekeeper." Charlie continued.
"Nice to meet you." Husk greeted after saluting to him.
Niffty was super-excited to meet the ultimate bad boy that she scurries over and climbs up on his coat.
"Hello. I clean." she greeted and then laughed.
Damari quickly removed Niffty off of Lucifer gently and placed her down.
"Niffty, let's not get crazy." she scolded her.
"And this is Damari! My best friend aka the hotel's best designer!" Charlie happily introduced her.
Gulping down her fear, Damari bowed to Lucifer.
"It's an honor to be meeting you in your presence, Your Majesty."
"Woah-ho! Modest, aren't you? Nice to meet you too." Lucifer said.
"And to thank you for coming here, I made you this."
Removing the cover, Damari revealed a white snake blazer.
This made everyone in awe at the sight.
"Wow. Nice texture. I can see why you're a designer." Lucifer commented, touching the fabric. "Lovely work."
This made Damari sigh in relief that she made a good impression to the King of Hell. Alastor's eye twitches more in anger that Damari made a suit just for Lucifer. Just then, Lucifer felt something nudging his leg and looked down to see Charlotte. He immediately gushes and pets the ghost pony.
"Aww! Aren't you cute? Who's this?" he cooed.
"That's my companion Charlotte. I found her ambushed by some sinners and saved her." Damari said, smiling.
"Charlotte? Aww! She's named after you, Charlie!" Lucifer smiled, making Charlie chuckle awkwardly.
"Kind of." Damari shrugged, grabbing her pony and stroking her hair.
"I can see why she's your best friend. And maybe she can know about this." he said, pulling out a picture book, which Charlie recognize it in horror.
But before he could embarrass her, the chandelier suddenly falls and produces a huge amount of dust which makes everyone cough. Charlotte jumps in fright in Damari's arms and snuggles closer to her. Lucifer and Alastor were at the chandelier when Lucifer knows Alastor did that on purpose and laughs.
"Alright then."
With one swing of his own cane, the fallen chandelier disappears and starts to sing the song, to Charlie and Damari.
He points separate fingers at Charlie and Damari before bringing them close and pushing them.
Haha, looks like you could use some help
Lucifer sits on his throne with flames rising behind him before they disappear and he takes out his phone.
From the big boss of Hell himself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp!
Lucifer's puppets pops out of his phone.
(Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)
Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Razzle was tied up on the table as an offering to a cult in the dark forest with Lucifer brandishing a knife. Damari gets concerned for that goat as Lucifer pull Charlie's cheek.
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate
"Thanks, Dad!" Lucifer and Charlie said in unison.
They find themselves in a fancy restaurant as Alastor poured their drinks. Seizing the opportunity, Lucifer shoves Alastor into a frying pan, deftly flipping him onto his stomach with Lucifer clones vocalizing.
Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (Whoa-oh-oh)
Michelin tasting menu, free à la carte
Lucifer present Charlie and Damari foods of Alastor like a beheaded Alastor and a cake with a picture of himself killing Alastor. Damari opened her mouth to speak when Lucifer shoved an apple into her mouth.
Lucifer then pulled down the lever of the slot machine as they spin and all three pictures of Lucifer's face matches and releases coins. Lucifer falls out of the slot machine, dressed in his ref outfit.
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start!
Alastor gets behind Lucifer and sings, pushing him away.
Who's been here since day one?
Alastor pops up next to Charlie and Damari dressed up as a nun as he did a prayer.
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun
Your executive producer
"That's true!" Charlie smiled.
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
Alastor summoned a toilet and pulled out a wet Niffty, who looks relieved to be out.
"I was stuck, thank you sir!"
Niffty hugged Alastor, who pats her back, making Charlie smile at the sight.
"Oh you!"
Alastor summoned Charlie and Damari to the top of the stairs and spins Damari around.
I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond (Aw!)
Alastor takes Charlie's hand.
You're like the child that I wish that I had
"Uh, what?" Lucifer and Damari questioned in unison before looking at each other in surprise.
Alastor summoned a bed with Charlie cozied up on it as he patted her head.
I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned
Lucifer tried to stop him as he pointed out while Damari was confused.
"Hold on now!"
"Since when!?"
Alastor leans his elbow on top of Lucifer before dragging Charlie and hugging her. He slowly turns to Lucifer with a smug grin.
It's a little funny, you could almost call me DAAAAAAAD!
Angered, Lucifer plays golden fiddle aggressively as he gets closer to Alastor. Suddenly, a piano drops out of the sky and Alastor plays piano aggressively. Lucifer then plays the accordian horribly out of tune with the song, resulting in a temporary fade to black. Alastor continued singing as he dance, holding his mic cane.
They say, when you're looking for assistance
Large books called "Stress", "Leadership", and "Responsibility" fall on Charlie's back as she struggles to hold them up.
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
Alastor summons the tentacles to take the books off of Charlie's back and holds them up.
Others say, that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power!
Lucifer ascends into the air and unveils his six angelic white wings with red feathers. Charlie and Damari watched in awe at the sight of his wings. Lucifer lands in front of them and leans into Charlie with some gold blood dripping out of his lips.
Who just happens to also be your blood!
Alastor appeared and shoved Lucifer away.
Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud
He put Lucifer on stage while himself, Damari, and Charlie are above before Alastor presses a button, making Lucifer fall.
They say the family you choose is better
Drawings of Vaggie, Sir Pentious, Angel Dust, and Husk were behind Alastor. Lucifer appeared and shoved him away with a blast of champagne.
What a bunch of losers
Alastor comes back and bumps him away with his hip.
Can you butt out of my song?
Lucifer comes back and comes up to Alastor's face.
Your song? I started this!
Alastor glares and gets closer to Lucifer's face.
I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
Lucifer grabs his collar.
Oh, you tacky piece of—
Right before Lucifer and Alastor could get at each other's throats to kill, the front door opens, and Mimzy butts into the song.
It's me, yes it's me
I know you were all waiting for me
Mimzy releases out pink party swirls when she spins.
I'm here, what a gas
She shoots out more party swirls at Sir Pentious, Angel Dust, and Damari then to Husk, who's annoyed.
Took a while, but I'm present at last
It's me, it's me
Mimzy!
As song ends, everyone in the hotel was perplexed of their new house guest in the front. None of them spoke until Lucifer breaks the ice with a question.
"Who?"