𝘍𝘈𝘔𝘐𝘓𝘠 𝘋𝘐𝘕𝘕𝘌𝘙𝘚
𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘗𝘛𝘌𝘙 14
[𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐭]
𐙚ᵈᵉᶜᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ²⁴ ²⁰²² (btw this is the date in case it wasn't clear enough)
Daphné was currently welcoming her aunties and uncles inside. She hadn't seen them in years, and some of them she's never even seen.
The older ones kept making comment on how she changed over the past months, and that she 'matured' a lot.
She still hadn't seen her favourite cousins and if they didn't come she might shoot herself in the head.
"Hey! Ça va? I didn't see you in weeks!" her cousin said while walking through the door.
"Finally! I was waiting for you! Is Louis not here?"
"Wow, it's so obvious you missed me, huh? Is today the day you're finally hugging me?"
"Maybe next time, yeah?"
"Non, mais je rêve? C'est vraiment Daphné?! You look so different, how?"
"Thanks, wish I could say the same. How do you stay the same every single time we meet?"
"I'm gonna try to take that as a compliment and move on." Louis said before looking at Elodie and they both began to walk deeper into the house.
"Eh, where do you think you're going? Take your shoes off, do you want mama to kill me?"
"I keep forgetting, kill me" he said dramatically as they both let their shoes next to the front door.
"Come on, I have so much to tell you!" Elodie said as she grabbed her cousin's hand and went to her room.
"Yeah, I'll just stay here on my own! With all our weird aunties!"
"Come on, Louis"
They sat cross-legged on Daphné's bed facing each other as Elodie began to speak. "I'm about to ask you so many questions your brain is going to explode! Who's this Walker guy? Why are people always shipping you with him? And most importantly, do you like each other?!"
"Woah, woah, slow down my head's getting dizzy!"
"Mais répond nous!!"
"Rien!! People see a girl and boy friendship and jump into conclusions! Please don't tell me you also ship us, there's no fucking way"
"Honestly? Who doesn't ship you guys? You're like the barbie dolls I used to make kiss as a kid" Louis said.
"Oh, yeah. I used to make him play barbies with me"
"Your sibling relationship freaks me out sometimes"
"Don't be dramatic. You know, you act more and more American everyday, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵ʼ𝘴 what freaks me out"
"Dinner's ready!" she heard her mum from downstairs.
They went downstairs and saw everyone fighting for a place with the grown ups. Daphné already knew she was gonna have to sit with all the little kids again. It was okay except from the part where they chew with their mouth open and throw food at you. Or when they make fun of you. Kids are ruthless.
She saw her mum headed to her direction. "Daphy, bring more chairs to the grown ups table"
"Why? I'm not even gonna sit there."
"What are you talking about? You want to sit with Gabriel and Simon?" her mum said.
She knew she hated those twins more than anything. They were the worst. They always pulled her hair and they once put hot sauce all over her face and it got on her eyes.
"Wait, I'm sitting with you guys this year?"
"Yeah? Do you have a fever? Should I get the thermometer?" she put her hand on her daughter's forehead.
"No no, I'll be right there!"
Her left and she started to move chairs to the table.
"Alors, Daphné. Tell me, est-ce que t'as un petit ami?" her aunt asked.
"No, tante Giselle, I don't have a boyfriend. Do 𝘺𝘰𝘶 have another husband? I heard about the divorces, so sorry" she said. If they came to visit her just to ask her dumb questions then she'll do the same. Is her love life really all they cared about?
Giselle choked on her wine and faked a laugh "Hm, not yet, ma chère."
"Thought so" she mumbled.
Daphné felt someone touch her foot. She looked up and saw Elodie and Louis holding their laugh.
The rest of dinner went well, although Daphné didn't eat much because every meal had something she didn't like. Being a picky eater was not fun at all.
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Daphné ➞ jeepers☝️🤓
Walker ➞ Wall-E
𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹-𝗘
Hey daph
𝗷𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀☝️🤓
Hey Walk
𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹-𝗘
Im bored
𝗷𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀☝️🤓
Hey bored I'm dad!
𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹-𝗘
HAHAHAHHAJAHSJAJWJW
IM DIYING OF LAUGHTWR
.
But fr
𝗷𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀☝️🤓
Bro my whole family, the second they entered our house, they started asking me questions abt YOU
Like girl what??
𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹-𝗘
NO BC SAMEE
My aunt who goes through men faster (not that it's a bad thing) than you can drink a Red Bull can asked me why i dont have a gf yet
And im like bc i dont wanna be like yoi??
𝗷𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀☝️🤓
Omg me too
Giselle is on her 826283537 divorce
𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹-𝗘
Like if im gonna ask for relashionship advice ill ask someone with a marriage that lasts more than six months
𝗷𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀☝️🤓
Right??
Her longest lasting husband was like five months and the shortest one was five minutes i think
𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹-𝗘
FIBE?!?!
𝗷𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀☝️🤓
Yes fibe
She said he blinked in a weird way
𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹-𝗘
Wait my uncle's ex wife divorced him bc of that..
And she said I suppose instead of I do
𝗷𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀☝️🤓
𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹-𝗘
*cricket sounds*
𝗷𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀☝️🤓
*mcdonalds machine noises*
𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹-𝗘
Um chile anyways so
I was wondering whether or not you wanted to go out??
Hang out*
I MEANT HANG OUT
My sister wrote go out
𝗷𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀☝️🤓
Hey walkerrrrr
𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹-𝗘
Hey?
𝗷𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀☝️🤓
You wanna datevr??
𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹-𝗘
What🧍🏻♂️
𝗷𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀☝️🤓
I'm loteralyl in love dnd w eyoyu
I'M SORRY
YHAT WAS LOUIS
𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹-𝗘
A
Wait, Louis??
Louis as in a guy Louis?
Who's Louis??
𝗷𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀☝️🤓
Bro just confess your love for her already
Ok that was Louis again
He's my cousin
𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹-𝗘
Ohh
Yeah that makes sense
But do you want to hang out??
𝗷𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀☝️🤓
Yea why not
Let me ask my mum for a sec
Yeah she said yes but only bc it's you
Wtv that means
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"Hi"
"Hey"
Walker was standing in front of Daphné house. 𝘉𝘢𝘥 idea.
"Hello hello hello! C'est qui ce bon jeune homme? I'm Giselle" her aunt said as she violently shook his hand.
"C'est juste Walker, tante Giselle"
"Ohhh, be honest with me. Are you two petit amis? She keeps deny deny denying but I can feel the tension very easily"
"No, we're not" Daphné answered.
"Daphné, let him respond"
"The answer is still the same"
"Hm, how old are you?"
"I'm almost 14"
"Not too young okay. Well if you don't want her I have a daughter, she's 16 but it doesn't matter"
"He's not getting with Elodie, Giselle. Come on, we're leaving" she grabbed Walker's hand and lead away from her house.
"O-okay. Bye, Mrs. Whoever!" he waved goodbye and walked with Daphné. "Where are you taking me?"
"Well, I'm starving so we're getting food, after that I'm taking you to my secret spot"
"Is this the beginning of a true crime story?"
"I have no intention of killing you right now so you have nothing to worry about" she said.
"Right now?! What's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing, I said don't worry about it" she said "Do you want McDonald's?"
"I just ate a ten person meal and you're asking me if I want McDonald's? What kind of question is that, of course I do! Just a coke and a cheeseburger without cheese"
"Okay, hey should I get a Happy Meal? I haven't had one of those in years"
"Sure, it's not like if I said no you wouldn't"
"True. I'm also getting more nuggets cause I just love them so much. If chicken nuggets have 0 lovers then I never existed cause I'll still eat them in the afterlife "
"Chicken nuggets are overrated in my opinion" he lied.
"What did you just say..?" she slowly turned her head to him.
"I'm joking please don't kill me. Get some for me too"
"You better be"
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"Why are we in a forest? I swear I didn't mean the chicken nugget thing"
"Just drink your coke and follow me"
"I can't do that because I dropped it on the way here."
"Okay then drink from mine. Oh, watch your step" she said as they kept walking past the trees.
"Really? You never let anyone drink your coke, especially from McDonald's"
"Then consider yourself lucky"
"Okay then" he took a sip from hers "Can we eat please? The food's getting cold. Why are we here at 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵? There's probably some pedo roaming around here"
"Walker! It's not even dark yet. Stop talking or we'll get lost, I come here after school all the time don't worry. But watch out for the swans, they're so aggressive"
"Huh. What swans?"
"Those" she said. Then Walker saw a big lake with the moon's reflection full of swans.
"Woah. How'd you find this place?" he said as he sat on a big rock not too close to the water, Daphné did the same.
"I know places"
"Nah, this isn't a place. This looks like something straight out of a fairy tale. There's literally a weeping willow tree"
"Here's your food! Now eat" she handed him his cheeseburger and put a second straw on the large coke.
"Okay. Did you ever get attacked by a swan here?"
"No, but two started chasing because I called them weirdos! My heart almost jumped off my chest" she exclaimed, shoving a nugget in her mouth.
"That's crazy. But seriously, how did you find this?" he drank the coke from one of the straws.
"I was walking home from school, and I didn't really know my way home and my parents couldn't come get me. I took the wrong route and ended up here!"
"You're so lucky. If that was me I probably would've ended up at some weird place filled with perverts" Walker said taking another sip from the drink.
"It's just my luck. And stop drinking so much coke, I haven't even drank any"
"Yeah well you keep eating my chicken nuggets!"
"No I don't!"
"I haven't had one chicken nugget yet"
"Have one" she said as she handed him one.
Suddenly they were laughing. Some swans got scared and got further away from them.
"Why are you laughing?" she said in between laughs.
"Because you did! Why are you laughing?"
"Because of you!"
"Shhhh, the swans might kill us!"
"What are you even talking about?" she said laughing harder. "Ow, my stomach hurts"
"My cheeks hurt!"
"Which cheeks?" she said sarcastically and raised her eyebrow.
"Why?!"
"That's what watching pen15 at a young age does to you. Oh, my God." she stopped in her tracks and put her hand on her heart.
"What"
"I have to make you watch it. But you'll get so much second hand embarrassment you'll want to throw yourself out the window"
"Why did you watch it then?"
"Because they're so real! Like those are my children even if they're 30"
"Yeah, that makes total sense!"
"Says the guy with a 24 year old half goat as a best friend" she scoffed.
"I can't believe you just said that, Daph. You are so so so so so so mean!"
"Womp womp"
"Let me finish my food in peace please"
"Okay.."
A few seconds went by and Daphné just had to say something. "It's too quiet!"
"Sing or whatever!"
"No, let's play 21 questions, however that game works."
"Okay, I'll start. What's your favorite color?"
"Do you not know my favourite color, Scobell?"
"I do, I'm just not that creative"
"Okay then let's say it at the same time then. Three, two, one: dark red!"
"Dark red and purple!"
"Oh my God purple too. How do you know more about me than I do?"
"I guess I'm just that good"
"Okay, my turn. Um.. Got it! Who inspired you to become an actor?"
"Oof, okay." The real answer was Daphné, but he was a bit scared of admitting that, but you're not supposed to lie in this game and he also trusts Daphné so why not tell her.
"It's kinda embarrassing but, it's kind of you" his cheeks turned a mix of pink and red.
"Wait, really?" "Yeah"
"That's like the most adorable thing someone's ever told me!"
"Yeah yeah, next question. What is...your favorite sport?"
"Um, I feel like football"
"Really? I've never seen you play football"
"Yeah, that's because I only play football at school, I don't actually enjoy it I just do it to seem interesting"
"What school do you go to"
She answered him and to her surprised Walker goes there too. "There's no way, how have I never seen you?"
"I don't attract attention at school"
"You're literally one of the most famous child actresses to walk on earth"
"Okay, well I 𝘵𝘳𝘺 not to attract attention."
Her phone rang and she answered the call, it was her mum telling her to come back home.
"I guess we have to go."
"Yeah"
"Hey I have an idea.."
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@𝖽𝖺𝗉𝗁𝗇𝖾𝖼𝗋𝗎𝗓𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗍
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𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗉𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝘢𝘯𝘥 2,836,836 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴
@𝗱𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝘂𝘇𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 if you thought that just bc its christmas eve I wont eat mcdo then you are WRONG
𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘢𝘭𝘭 937,735 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴
@𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗼 I AM IN SHOCK.
@𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿1 IF YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULDNT SEE A DALKER POST FROM DAPHNE TODAY THEN YOU ARE WRONG?!?!?!?@??@?!
@𝗹𝗼𝗹𝗮.𝘁𝘂𝗻𝗴 omg
@𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿2 wait walker posted swans too does that mean they were together?
𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿3 please you cannot be THIS slow
@𝘀𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗸_ WHATD I MISS??
@𝘁𝗮𝘆𝗹𝗼𝗿𝘀𝘄𝗶𝗳𝘁 omg the cats! (this is not an easter egg, let me be excited over furry creatures)
@𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿4 i find it so funny that every celeb rn ships them and that theyre loterally the worlds most iconic ship (or couple now)
@𝘇𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆𝗮 Rue, when was this?
𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿5 SHE GOT ZENDAYA TOO WHAT
@𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗼 now i know what my next album is omg??
@𝗸𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗱 this was my -13th reason why
@𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗹𝘆𝗻𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲 wha??
@𝗼𝗻𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 yall actually did it??
@𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿6 walker this daphne that LOOK AT THE KITTENS
@𝗱𝘂𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗼 ok you have a pass to skip this weeks lessons ONLY for this blessing
@𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀 Huh..
@𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿7 ok but you look so pretty
@𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗄𝖾𝗋.𝗌𝖼𝗈𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗅
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𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝖽𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖽𝗍𝗋𝗎𝗆𝗉 𝘢𝘯𝘥 1,993,913 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴
@𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗲𝗿.𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹 xmas ft Daph and Elodie
𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘢𝘭𝘭 637,936 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴
@𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿1 how did they manage to meet??
𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿2 maybe they live close to each other
𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿 the power of wattpad and delusion fr
𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿2 girl what..
@𝘀𝗵𝗮𝘆𝗿𝘂𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗽𝗵 you two are such cuties
@𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗻𝗮𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹 so this is why you left me all alone with aunt Jessica??
𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗲𝗿.𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹 leena.
𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗻𝗮𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹 ill let it slide this time
@𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗴𝗲_ I cant believe my 18 year old ass is fangirling over two 13 year olds love story
@𝘅𝗼𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗹.𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘇 *gasps*
𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿3 me on c.ai
@𝗱𝘆𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲 No fucking way FINALLY
@𝗹𝗶𝘇𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘇 damn
@𝗹𝗶𝘇𝘇𝗶𝗲𝗼𝗹𝘀𝗲𝗻 Just made an account that I'll deleted right after to say that I love this
𝗱𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝘂𝘇𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 wait no i need to confess my love for you and sebastian stan
@𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 couple goals fr
𝗱𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝘆𝘇𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 no soph forget walker i miss YOU
𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿4 hey im gonna stop you right there cause i still need more shots of serotonin from this to be non depressed
@𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿5 is it just me that has a bad feeling about this...?
𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿6 yes but for us not them...
𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿7 even if thats true, let us have our moment of happiness
@𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻𝗺𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 Hm..
𝗱𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝘂𝘇𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 no way @𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗄𝖾𝗋.𝗌𝖼𝗈𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗅 we managed to revive THREE people from two different 60s and 70s bands
𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿8 daphne, honey, thats not how those accounts work..
@𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿9 i just wanna say that that dinner looks delicious
A/n
Word count: 2628
So my grandma broke her leg🧍🏻♀️
Please read in dark mode cause then the stickers look so goofy☹️
Fake dating is one of my fav tropes so I just HAD to add it in
But you have no idea abt what's coming so prepare yourselves
Is it just me who completely LOVES peach ice tea I'm an addict of it now
Swans and weeping willow trees are absolutely gorgueos
Ramadan is so close by and I already get mukbangs on my fyp just kill me already💔
I was just checking the writing and the amount of mistakes I made is so embarrassing so if you see any keep in mind English isn't my 1st language
Byeeeee
-kenza