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𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘗𝘛𝘌𝘙 13
[𝐢 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝...]
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The Cruz-Laurent household was a complete disaster. Today was supposed to be the big family dinner, her mum's parents were coming, they were very judgemental, and her cousins too, and nothing was ready. Everyone was sin the kitchen cooking or just helping.
Her mum asked her, actually, yelled at her to go to the neighbour's house and get a fill cup of sugar and not to come back until she got it. So now she was on her way to the house, in her long sweat shorts and an oversized long sleeves hello kitty shirt with a large cup in her hands.
She mentally prepared herself for the embarrassment and knocked on the door. It took a few minutes because the house was occupied by an old man. "Hi, Mr. Anderson"
"Hello, Daphné! How's Albert?" he asked.
"Oh, his name is actually Bibble now, I thought he didn't have a name. She's fine, always hanging out with Mars."
"Right, right. I keep forgetting. It's just that Mary always liked the name Albert so you know. It's just that her death was so sudden and unexpected!" he said.
"Yes, after 89 years of living with heart problems she could have lived more years"
"She would've 90 in three months. But what do you care, you're biggest worries are probably boy problems. Hey, I saw a kid at the grocery store that looks exactly like that boyfriend of yours!"
"What boyfr-? Oh, no no no no. I don't have a boyfriend, I haven't even had my first kiss yet and I don't know why I'm telling you this. Do you have any sugar?" she said quickly, just wanting to go back home.
"Oh, sorry. A girl took the whole bag right before you got here. I'm surprised you kids wake up anytime before 7am!"
"But it's 8am" she said, looking at the time.
"Bleh. But I still don't have sugar, sorry. I hope you can get some soon!"
"Okay, please don't ever say that to someone, they might take it the wrong way. But could please tell me who might have sugar? My mum literally kicked me out until I can find some. Hey, are the Mikaelsons here?"
"No, I think they're in New Orleans, apparently there's some crazy family drama."
"Again? They can never catch a break, can they?"
"You see, that house right there, at the end of the street" he pointed to a really pretty house.
"Okay thanks! Bye, Mr. Anderson!" she said as she walked to the other house.
It was embarrassing enough having to ask for sugar, but having to go to two houses? That's way too much.
She prepared herself to knock, 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯, and a blonde girl opened the door.
"Oh, hi. Sorry, wow you look just like my best friend's sister, who I'm also friends with, I'm not an asshole" Daphné said.
"No, that's crazy because you look 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 like by brother's best friend, who I'm also friends with, and you sound exactly like her too!" the girl said.
"Oh, my God. So do you!"
"Wow, that's crazy"
"For real" she nodded.
"So, what brings you here?" the girl said.
"Oh, sorry, do you have any sugar? I really need it or else I'm gonna spend all of Christmas outside here" she said as she gave her the cup.
"Oh, I got you, girl. I just asked this guy if he had any and he gave me the whole bag, can you imagine?" she said as she went to the kitchen and back.
"I mean, Mr. Anderson is super nice. Did you know he taught me how to ride a bike?"
"He also offered to teach my brother! He saw him fall off and asked him"
"How old is your brother?"
"He's 9. Wait no, how old are 09 people?" she asked.
"They're 13?"
"Oh, then that's his age. Sorry, I just always forget his age, older sister stuff. But anyway, here's your sugar" she handed her the cup and waved goodbye.
"Same with my brothers. Bye, it was nice to see you!"
✯ ✯ ✯
𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲+𝗱𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲́
Daphné ➞ Daphne
Dior ➞ Channel
Ariana ➞ Grenade
McKenna ➞ kenough
Aryan ➞ Adele 2.0
Xochitl ➞ gossip girl
Lucas ➞ queen S
Adam ➞ why did you eat THE DAMN APPLE
Bridget ➞ total drama island icon
Leah ➞ icon.
Charlie ➞ professional dancer
Walker ➞ Freddy
Leena ➞ loml
Momona ➞ momo
Lily ➞ Lily pad
Mason ➞ SWING
Madeleine ➞ maddy
Alexandra ➞ Siri
Malachi ➞ makka pakka
Javon ➞ I'm alive but I'm dead
Jaden ➞ Jay but with a G
Shay ➞ Tea
𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗽𝗮𝗱
hows everyones christmas eve going
𝗦𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗚
all good except for the fact that brooke set the tree on fire
𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗦
LMAO
Daph was walking home and then tripped and she got sugar all over herself
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
i am this close to telling leslie abt what i found under your bed
𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗦
OK IM SORRY
it wasnt that funny
we already broke up like 5 times this month
𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗠𝗡 𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗟𝗘
i can hear you laughing
𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗦
i will shove an apple down ur throat
also why is my name queen S
𝗸𝗲𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵
Were basically calling you serena
𝗺𝗼𝗺𝗼
and serena dates dan
𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗸𝗮 𝗽𝗮𝗸𝗸𝗮
and whos Dan?
gossip girl
𝗴𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗽 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹
oh so thats why im goqsip girl
𝗱𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
actually at first it was just xoxo
𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗱𝘆
and then we were like omg lets call u gossip girl
𝗹𝗼𝗺𝗹
guys the craziest thing just happened
this girl came and asked for sugar
and she looked EXZCRLY like daphne
𝗱𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
WAIT
THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME
SHE SOUNDED JUST LIKE YOU TOO
𝗜𝗺 𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗜𝗺 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱
did you not stop to think that maybe it WAS you two
𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗱𝘆
that cant be daph lives in the eiffel tower
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
what.
i live in transylvania but with a penn
𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗱𝘆
omg us too??
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
i thought you lived in colorado??
𝗹𝗼𝗺𝗹
no we moved like last year
𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗻.
LEENA
you just ruined their convo
𝗦𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗚
fr and my popcorn is only half done
𝘁𝗲𝗮
OMG GUYS
HELP
MY GRANDMA IS IRISH DANCING
𝘁𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗻
DOESNT HAVE A WHEELCHAIR??
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
Oh please
im anemic and sometimes i go days w out eating
𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗲
and you still wonder why the gc name is what it is
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
Duh??
i cant be thr ONLY mentally unstable person here
𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗶
no i agree
cmon ppl its 2023
𝗔𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗲 2.0
its 2022
𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗶
Oh smd
its basicallt 2023
im sick of 2022
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
fr theres too many 2s
𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗹
At least its only ur grandma dancing
my whole family tree is dancing to gangman style
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
omg u just unlocked a memory
when i used to dance to that song so i wouldnt shower
𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗱𝘆
how are we even dating
𝗝𝗮𝘆 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗚
WOAHBHHHHHHHDBD
𝗺𝗼𝗺𝗼
EXCUSE ME?!?!?!!?@
𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿
HUH
𝗔𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗲 2.0
WEVE LIVED UNDERNEATH THE SAME ROOF FOR MONTHS AND IDK ABT THIS?
𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗲
Wha
𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗦
IM TELLING MUM AND DAD
𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗠𝗡 𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗟𝗘
SAME THEY OWE ME 20$ EACH
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
im gonna ignore the fact that you bet on us
WALKER
WHY DID YOU BLOW OUR COVER
𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗱𝘆
I HAD TO
ITS TOO MUCH PRESSURE
DO YK HOW MANY DMS I GET ABT US
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
DO YK HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE??
IT RHYMES WITH HERO
𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵
ooooo so when did this happen
𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗶
yeah you guys kissed yet?
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
Just tell them the real deal i cant take the teasing💔
𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗸𝗮 𝗽𝗮𝗸𝗸𝗮
nononono
I have a feeling we're all gonna be disappointed
𝗧𝗲𝗮
guys no dont ruin this for us
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
wow you look happier abt this than we do
𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗱𝘆
guys this whole thing is just a joke
Were just messing with you
𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗶
Bridge you owe me 50$
𝘁𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗻
AGAIN???
how do you always win even when everyone loses
𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗶
its just my talent
𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗦
Anyway we gotta go
if we dont buy sugar my mum is actually gonna lose her mind
𝗹𝗼𝗺𝗹
same
walker spilled all of it on the floor
𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗱𝘆
hey wasnt my fault
𝗦𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗚
hey wouldnt it be hilarious if you both saw each other at the grocery store and STILL manage to think its doppelgangers
𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗶
Wanna bet?
𝘁𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗻
dont do it.
you will go into a lifetime of debts and once you want to back down you are way in too deep and have to go throught an eternity of losing bets with no other choice than to suffer in silence
𝗦𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗚
Ok i think ill pass...
𝘁𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗻
glad i could help! :)
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What was supposed to be a trip to the grocery store for sugar turned into a whole shopping spree. Literally. The cart was filled to the brim.
"Are you sure this isn't too much? Grandma will kill us" Daphné asked while pushing the trolley.
"Why would they?"
"You know how they are. "Non, il faut laisser les cochonneries a la fin du jour" or "Je m'en fou que t'as trop manger. Tu vas goûté mon soufflé !""
"Yeah, they can be annoying, but we still love them right?" Adam said.
"Of course. Wait, we're forgetting something" she put her hand if front of her brother to stop him. "Sugar! Adam, how did you manage to almost get us killed! I'll be right back"
She ran to the sugar aisle and bumped into someone. Really hard. So hard she thinks she dislocated her shoulder. And they both fell too.
"Oh, sorry. I didn't see where I wa-" the teenage boy began but stopped. "Oh, my God. You look exactly like my friend Daphné" he grabbed her hand and helped her up.
"Woah, you look exactly like my friend Walker. And you sound like him too. Which is crazy cause I met someone who looks exactly like his sister and they both live in Pennsylvania too"
"For real? My friend also lives here! She said she was gonna go looking for sugar too!"
"I am looking for sugar!" she said enthusiastically.
"Daphné?" "Walker?" they said st the same time.
"You idiot! Hi!" she said as she smacked his shoulder then pulled him into a hug.
"I'm the idiot? You saw, well I think you saw my sister, and thought she was just a doppelganger?"
"Yeah, you're right about that. And my neighbor said he saw you too."
"In that case we're both idiots"
"Hey Walker! You'll never guess what happened! I just saw someone who looks exactly like Ada- Oh, you again, hi!" the girl from earlier said.
"Oh, hi!" she turned to Walker "Oh, my God. You should bring your sister too so we can compare and salvage this moment."
"I am his sister. Wait, you're Daphné Daphné?!"
"Yes! Oh, Leena I missed you so much!" she said as they fist bumped.
"You guys worry me" her brother said appearing from nowhere. "Okay, we gotta go let's leave before mum flips the house upside down."
They kept walking. While Daphné was catching up with Leena, Adam was questioning Walker.
"Seriously, are you sure the whole dating stuff was fake?"
"Yeah, why?"
"That hug back there? That was crazy"
"Oh please. That was a normal hug"
"Not to Daphné it's not. Daphne never hugs her friends, she doesn't even hug me! The only people she's ever hugged are our parents and our grandpa when he was battling cancer. But then he was cured so she's still regretting that"
"She's regretting that your grandpa beat cancer?" he asked confusedly.
"No! Nooo. Are you insane?! She regrets hugging him. So now you know that hugging is a big deal to Daphné."
Walker smiled at the thought that he was one of the few people she hugged. "Cool"
"The real deal is when she tucks her hair behind both her ears"
"Huh?"
"Listen, I've known Daph her whole life. And every single time she's liked someone a lot, she always tucks her hair behind both ears at the exact same time, it's like reflex she doesn't even know she does."
"I'll keep that in mind? Why are you telling me this?"
"Please, you might be able to fool your friends but not me. Nuh uh. And don't worry, I won't tell her cause it's already so obvious, she's just 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 oblivious"
"Okay, whatever. Let's just pay for our stuff"
"Look! A little kid car" she said pointing to a black Mercedes car that kids drive.
"Aw, it's so cute" Leena said.
"You know, they should have adult sized cars" Daphné said.
"Yes!" Walker agreed with her.
"The blind leading the blind" Leena whispered, leaning into Adam's ear.
"More like dumb and dumber" Adam said and they both laughed.
✯ ✯ ✯
𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲+𝗱𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲́
Daphné ➞ Daphne
Dior ➞ Channel
Ariana ➞ Grenade
McKenna ➞ kenough
Aryan ➞ Adele 2.0
Xochitl ➞ gossip girl
Lucas ➞ queen S
Adam ➞ why did you eat THE DAMN APPLE
Bridget ➞ total drama island icon
Leah ➞ icon.
Charlie ➞ professional dancer
Walker ➞ Freddy
Leena ➞ loml
Momona ➞ momo
Lily ➞ Lily pad
Mason ➞ SWING
Madeleine ➞ maddy
Alexandra ➞ Siri
Malachi ➞ makka pakka
Javon ➞ I'm alive but I'm dead
Jaden ➞ Jay but with a G
Shay ➞ Tea
𝗹𝗼𝗺𝗹
youll never guess what just happened
𝗦𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗚
i was right wasnt i?
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
yeah howd u know??
pls dont tell me you joined witchcraft with nike tech people
𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗦
You guys worry me
𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗠𝗡 𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗟𝗘
fr
𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗶
guys i need relationship advice
𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗦
we're all single here
𝗴𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗽 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹
dont you have a gf
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
pls theyre relationship is so unstable it beats the unstablity of my mental health
Which is super impresive
𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗶
ur tone is braggy but your words are real sad
Anyway
so my gf is spending dinner with us bc her parents are divorced or will be divorced idk and so my brother is a complete douche bag so help
𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗽𝗮𝗱
Yeah, you should look into that cause your brother scares me
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
what does it have to do with you tho?
𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗶
NOTHING
haha
anyway
so
anyway
𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗻.
are you having a stroke?
𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗶
Ok moving on
my parents are gonna be SO surprised by who im dating and my brothers just gonna make it worse
Daphne youve been real quiet SPEAK
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
Why me??
𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗶
well ur dating walker right?
𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗱𝘆
oh ffs
𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗦
whats up walkie talkie? You regretting some stuff?
𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗱𝘆
nothing
and stop calling me that??
thats what every fanfic has as a nickname for me
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
its true i read them
𝗜𝗺 𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗜𝗺 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱
and you say youre not into each other
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
pls you think thats a lot?
ive read at least one ff of every single person in this groupchat.
and walkie talkie isnt even that bad
try being called elphy delphy daphy in fanfics
𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗱𝘆
you called me wallpaper for a month when we first met
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
your name is walker and im spanish
and also a bit dumb
did you really think id remember that namr?
𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗱𝘆
i thought you were french
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
my mums french and my dads spanish
Is that so hard to understand
𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗱𝘆
Oh
In my defense we agreed that were both idiots so
𝗦𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗚
i can finally enjoy my popcorn
i feel like a proud mother
𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿
I feel like a proud older brother
𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗶
i feel like a proud father
𝗧𝗲𝗮
i feel like a proud sister
𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗸𝗮 𝗽𝗮𝗸𝗸𝗮
i feel like a proud younger brother
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
but youre older than me
𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗲
dw abt it
its the after effects from being on Disney
I still get nightmares abt it...
𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗸𝗮 𝗽𝗮𝗸𝗸𝗮
same...
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
and im still the only mentally unstable person?
seriously???
𝗹𝗼𝗺𝗹
i feel like a proud sister in law
sorry that took so long to type Walker threw a spoon at me and it hurt my hand
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
*gasps*
Walker how dare you
im breaking up with you
𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗦
please dont become the leslie to his lucas
itll be the first time i truly hate you
𝗗𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲
I WAS JOKING
𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗻.
Sure you are
A/n
Word count: 2601
Helloooo
TYSM FOR 6K READS thats insane like wtf?!?
It's winter break so I can finally write more
I have no christmas experiences since I don't celebrate it but I think watching American shows is enough info right?
I wish I had cats so that I could name them Mars and Bibble
I love cats
And I love snow, living in Morroco is so lame
And I have shit ton of homework that I know I won't do bc my depressed ass doesn't have the motivation to
Byeeee
-kenza