MESSAGES
Honey Honey🍯
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
FUCK YEAH
I LOVE LOVE
J'ADORE ADORE
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
YES YES HAPPY VALENTINES
I LOVE MY CARD
ITS PERFECT I LOVE CORN
Honey Honey🍯
I KNEW YOU WOULD!!!!
I LOVE MY CARD TOO ITS FANTASTIC AND SO SOMETHING YOU WOULD PICK
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
YES YES
YOULL GET A REAL CARD TONIGHT BY THE WAY
Honey Honey🍯
OKAY
wait
youre taking me somehwere????
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Well yes I assumed
Its Valentines
I got to take my girlfriend on a date thats etiquette
Honey Honey🍯
FUCK
hold on
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Okay?
MESSAGES
con-artist💰
DEV
DEV
DEV
OH MY GOD
DEV
COME HERE
WHAT RHE FUCK
dev-ider🗂️
WTF WHAT
con-artist💰
charlies taking me out for dinner today
dev-ider🗂️
oh ur stll datin?
con-artist💰
yes??????
did not you think so????
dev-ider🗂️
well
i jst hadnt heard abt u 2 recently
u kinda went dark
con-artist💰
huh????
dude wdym i literally talk about him all the time
dev-ider🗂️
no
con-artist💰
yes
dev-ider🗂️
no
its been awhile
con-artist💰
really????
are you serious
dev-ider🗂️
yes
con-artist💰
how long
when do you remember us last talking about him
dev-ider🗂️
gosh
jan 6
con-artist💰
...
bro
charlie and i have been on like four "official" dates since then
dev-ider🗂️
WHAT
WHY DIDNT IK THIS
con-artist💰
BRO IVE LITERALLY TALKED TO YOU ABOUT EVERY SINGLE DATE
dev-ider🗂️
NUH UH
con-artist💰
UH HUH
HOW DARE YOU FROGET
FORGET**
dev-ider🗂️
I DIDNT FORGER
con-artist💰
YES YOU DID
dev-ider🗂️
LETS JST MOVE ON
GOD
WHT R U GNA WEAR
con-artist💰
OH MY GOD dev your typing genuinely gives me a seizure
can you not type normally???
dev-ider🗂️
no
tht makes ur life 2 easy
n this is faster
more efficiej tat
con-artist💰
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???
dev-ider🗂️
im sooooooooooo srry i cant spell?
how dare you make fun of me
con-artist💰
omg a full sentence
im so surprised
this is a wild day
i thank the gods above for giving dev lemons a brain
dev-ider🗂️
bruh
im not an idiot
con-artist💰
🤨
dev-ider🗂️
ur literally a bully
stop hatecriming
con-artist💰
fuck you
dev-ider🗂️
id say yes but u hve a soon 2 b hubby
con-artist💰
????
its only been a fee months of dating???
few*
yk what i actually take back my spelling correction i dont give a crap
dev-ider🗂️
real
and ur bound 2 get 2gether
con-artist💰
NO
YOU CAN NOT DO 2GETHER
THATS GENUINELY AWFUL TO READ
dev-ider🗂️
lol
con-artist💰
NOT LOL
LEARN TO TYPE PORBLERLY
dev-ider🗂️
porblerly
con-artist💰
FUCK OFF
dev-ider🗂️
gladly
con-artist💰
NO WAIT
DONT GO I NEED HELP
dev-ider🗂️
why shuldnt i go
con-artist💰
because i need your help.?
dev-ider🗂️
and i need an apology
con-artist💰
bro
dev-ider🗂️
well well well
seems were at a crossroad..
apoologies
con-artist💰
holy crow you suck at spelling
dev-ider🗂️
APOLOGY.
con-artist💰
damn ok ok
sorry
dev-ider🗂️
thats not sincere
con-artist💰
huh
dev-ider🗂️
mean it.
"im sorry"
con-artist💰
im sorry
dev-ider🗂️
good!!
i forgive
for now...
con-artist💰
kk
now help me with an outfit
dev-ider🗂️
????
an outfit???
4 wht
con-artist💰
THE DATE.
GOD DAMN DEV
dev-ider🗂️
lol ok ill help
he likes green rght
con-artist💰
cutting out the i in right literally barely saves time
dev-ider🗂️
it does tho
answer the question
con-artist💰
yes of course he likes green
its literally like so obvious
dev-ider🗂️
gosh dont blame me 4 not wanning to asume
con-artist💰
wanning is a moon cycle
asume is not a word
dev-ider🗂️
IDC
STOP BULLYNG
con-artist💰
no promises
dev-ider🗂️
wear the short green dress with the v-neck
makes u look HOT
and ur boobs look big
con-artist💰
uhm
its in the wash
and it wont be ready in time
dev-ider🗂️
ur jking.
con-artist💰
no im not
dev-ider🗂️
then wear the blue one thats like tight on u
youll b the sexiest grl ever babygirl
con-artist💰
thats very flattering
and okay
dev-ider🗂️
maybe youll get lucky
con-artist💰
????
dev-ider🗂️
like
like after the date
con-artist💰
huh
OH
lets not go there!!
like no dont go there
dev-ider🗂️
kk
con-artist💰
OH MY GOSH
WHAT ABOUT MAKEUP
dev-ider🗂️
just do what u normally do
dont wanna overplay it ykwim
con-artist💰
okay okay
youre a lifesaver ily pookie
dev-ider🗂️
ily2
gosh what would u do without me
con-artist💰
die probably
dev-ider🗂️
real
MESSAGES
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Are you ready?
If so I'll start making my way over
Honey Honey🍯
yup!!
yup just about
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Just about?
Are you actually ready?
I can give you more time you don't need to worry babe
Honey Honey🍯
nope!'
no ill be all good
start coming over
Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Okay
I'll be like ten minutes probably?
Honey Honey🍯
kk
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