If you think I'm ugly then you should look in the mirror or have you broken them all?
It's called f*ck off and it's located over there! (Point to somewhere)
It could be worse... I could be you.
At least I don't look like my hair did battle with my face! oh and a little hint... they both lost.
I'm sorry either my face is a mirror or you're looking in the wrong direction. The bathrooms down the hall (or downstairs or wherever it is) you can look at yourself there.
I'm sorry, but I don't talk to peasants.
I would say a comeback on how your the ugly one but I'm just gonna go 'cos I don't wanna catch the disease you've got and by how bad your face looks it's nasty...
I'm sorry do I know you? Your face is very.... Well honestly it's ew.
Do you wanna see ugly? (Say directions to the nearest bathroom) I think there's a mirror in there. If so then look at it and you'll find the true definition of ugly.