"Hello there, this is Teen Confessions Helpline, what's the problem? Feel free to confess anything you like-"
"It's me. Damien."
"Mr Fanceh!"
"Can you not call me that?"
"I could....but I won't. So what's the problem? Feeling extra-suicidal today or just the normal dose of want-to-kill-yourself urges?"
"You're the worst helpline operator ever."
"Uncalled for....I was voted funniest operator last year. Okay, I'm the only operator here but still..."
"I'm here for the second chapter of, uh, Harry Potter."
"You liked it? I told you you'll like it!
"Whatever! Just read already...it's the only thing I'm looking forward to in life."
"Sad life but it can't be all that bad when it revolves around the magical world of the Wizarding society..."
"Eva."
"What?"
"Book?"
"I got it here! You know, I should really charge you for this reading aloud service..."
"No, you shouldn't. Please. This could be part of the therapy session to change my mindset on killing myself."
"Very well then...ahem hem...Chapter 2."
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