#CookThatFlesh
Taylor and I were sitting at the top of the bleachers at the end of the day, waiting to go home. We were talking about Minecraft and how it was so annoying that there was SO MUCH ROTTEN FLESH that you could find, but you couldn't eat any of it without nearly dying! Ugh.
Me: You know what? They should let us cook rotten flesh. COOK THAT FLESH, BRO!
Random group of girly girls near the bottom of the bleachers: *Slowly turn to face us*
Me: OH DEAR LORD I AM SO SORRY I'LL STOP NOW ALSFJD KSLDABGKLS HG I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY I PROMISE OMG
Taylor: *laughing*
Me: THANKS FOR THE HELP, TAYLOR