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Osamu: I'm sorry but I think we should just be friends.
Atsumu:
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Sakusa: Damn the power went out.
Atsumu: Don't worry I got this.
[Shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate]
Sakusa: WHAT-
Atsumu: I swallowed a flashlight.
Sakusa, on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU?
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Kenma: I'm gonna open a cat cafe, but I need investors. Here's the plan. The first floor will have normal cats but as you go up. Each floor will have more and more dangerous cats. And at the top floor is me with a gun.
[I stan]
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Akaashi, driving Kuroo and Bokuto home: How was your day something happened?
Bokuto: We almost got surprised adopted today.
Akaashi: ...What?
Kuroo: We almost got kidnapped.
Akaashi: Ah, okay.
Akaashi, slamming on the breaks and turning around to face them: WAIT! WHAT?
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Kuroo: Where are you going?
Kenma: Shoyou has a match today.
Kuroo: But we have our own match?
Kenma: Nice, tell me later on how it went.
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Nishinoya and Hinata: [tip toeing into Daichi's room to prank him]
Daichi, still sleeping: If you interrupt my sleep, I will interrupt your breathing.
Nishinoya and Hinata: [slowly backing away]
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Hinata: Don't correct me.
Kageyama: Don't be wrong then.
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Kuroo: My friend thinks you're cute.
Yamaguchi: Which friend?
Tuskishima: Me, I'm the "friend"
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Akaashi: Bokuto-san, you're incharge while I'm away.
Bokuto: Okay, I'm your man.
Akaashi: Keep the others out of trouble.
Bokuto: Okay, I'm kinda your man.
Akaashi: And don't do anything stupid.
Bokuto: You need another man.
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Hinata: And once again, Kageyama and Hinata save the day.
Tsukishima: You didn't did anything. It was all Kageyama.
Hinata: We're a package deal. Everyone knows that.
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Kageyama: You need to help me with Hinata.
Oikawa: lol no.
Kageyama: But imagine if you were in my shoes.
Oikawa: Lol...still no.
Kageyama: But.... imagine if it was Iwaizumi.
Oikawa:
Kageyama:
Oikawa: You win this round bitch.
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Hinata: *slips on the stairs*
Kageyama: haha, you're so clumsy.
[Later, when Hinata's not around]
Kageyama: *kicking the stairs* who do you think you are? WHO DO YOU THINK–
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I hope you all enjoyed this one too...
Been down lately, so made it to made myself laugh. I hope you also had a good one.
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