Feels Good To Be Bad

By izzysalt

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Meet Mrs. Bat and her role in the bad guys is being the eyes in the sky. When Mr. Wolf wants to go good she i... More

Mrs. Bat
Car Chase And Cake
Holy Grail Of Thievery
Golden Dolphin
First Failed Heist
Going Good
Lesson One
Guinea Pigs Galore
Gala For Goodness
Sent To Prison
Separate Ways
Team's Back Together
It's A Butt

The Crew

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Wolf drove his car down the street super fast then looked at the camera

Mr. Wolf: Hey you! Get over here... Oh I know what it is! You're afraid because I'm the big bad wolf! Well I'm not surprised I am the villain of every story. Isn't that right Mr. snake?

Snake was trying to unlock a safe next to wolf

Mr. Snake: yep!

Mr. Wolf: Say hello to Mr. Snake! Serpentine safe cracking machine. Imagine Houdini but with no arms. Kind of guy who'd tell you the glass is half empty then steal it from you. He's also my best bud. And today's his birthday!

Mr. Snake: not relevant!

Mr. Wolf: he's a sweetheart! You're a sweetheart!

At that moment Bats flew into the car

Mrs. Bat: hey guys! Took you long enough

Mr. Snake: Us? You're the one who's late!

Mr. Wolf: Bats what's the status report?

Mrs. Bat: police will be coming from behind and both sides in about half a minute

Mr. Wolf: that's more than enough time!

Wolf turned his car down a different road and the three of them heard police cars crash in the distance

Mr. Wolf: Haha! Nice job Bats

Mrs. Bat: just doing my job Wolfie

Wolf looked back at the camera

Mr. Wolf: here we have Mrs. Bat! Our lookout, eyes in the sky, sentry you get the idea. She's definitely the fastest and only one who can fly

Mrs. Bat: you forgot to mention someone very important

Mr. Wolf: don't worry I'm getting to that

Mrs. Bat: anyway there are still more coming

Mr. Wolf: Huh?

Wolf looked through his rearview mirror and saw more police driving behind them

Mrs. Bat: told you

Wolf drove towards a street with a bunch of stop lights

Mr. Wolf: watch this. 3... 2... 1!

All the lights turned green and wolf drove past the traffic then web's jumped into the car

Mr. Wolf: And over here is Ms. Tarantula our in house hacker, our pocket search engine our traveling tech wizard. We call her Webs

The police crashed into the traffic

Mrs. Bat: Ha! Idiots

Webs: I know right?

Mr. Wolf: Very slick Webs

Webs: I also took over the police dispatch, blurred their satellite imaging system, grounded their chopper And one more thing!

Mr: snake: You didn't.

A delivery man drove up to wolf's car using his moped holding a car

delivery man: I got a special delivery for...

Mrs. Bat: Boo

delivery man: AHH!!! Don't eat me!

Wolf grabbed the cake and drove faster

Webs: happy birthday Mister grumpy pants!

Mr. Snake: I think I hate you

Webs: Aw your so sweet

Then they all made it to a construction site and shark jumped into the car

Mr. Shark: guys it's me! I was the construction worker!

Mrs. Bat: haha! Classic

Mr. Wolf: And this is Mr. Shark. Master of disguise and apex predator of a thousand faces. His greatest trick was stealing the Mona Lisa disguised as the Mona Lisa. Dig that

Bats could hear more police sirens getting closer

Mrs. Bat: Finally! I got this one wolf the final member is my husband

Piranha was hiding in the police car but then attacked everyone inside it

Mrs. Bat: is Mr. Piranha. He's a loose cannon with a short fuse willing to scrap with anyone or anything. He's brave and fearless! Ok he's crazy but that's what I love the most about him

Piranha landed in the car next to Bats

Mr. Piranha: hola murciélago! that's a lot of po-po!

Mrs. Bat: I love it when you take them all out at once!

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