I woke up in a plane as I feel a warm weight on my shoulder, we are going to Gibraltar because Overwatch was recalled, I peered over to my right, My heart softened as I saw Angela laying her head on my shoulder, she drooled over my shoulder plate, I stifled a laugh, she looked so cute when she finally stopped overworking herself, a little bit of turbulence shook up the plane, Angela's eyes shuddered open as she starts to get cranky, oh god, oh shit what am I gonna do? Everyone would look at me weird if the world famous doctor mercy started going into a mental breakdown next to a cyborg ninja, In a moment of desperation as I raise my hand and patted her head and went "Shh, Shhh, it's okay Angela, I'm here" Angela exhales and closed her eyes, her arms slowly reached around me, I glanced at my temperature meter, just 101 degrees, wait, 101 degrees?! Am I really heating up that fast? I started hyperventilating to make sure my armor doesn't implode, I removed my mask and instantly felt a cool breeze hits my face, "Ahhh" I sighed, I tapped at the in-screen entertainment and clicked on the John wick series, as I finished Part 3, Angela woke up and hugged me "Ahh, thank you Genji, I was about to freak out", "It's nothing really, it just came as an instinct" "I kinda liked it, It reminded me of my parents, they used to do that all the time", "So you can call me daddy" I stopped myself as I processed what I just said, I quickly unbuckled the seatbelt, made my way to the back, ripped the door off its hinges, stuck it back in and killed myself, or at least I wish, my face went blood red as I realized what I had just said, Angela's face was painted pink as I started laughing uncontrollably and unstably "Genji? Are you okay?" I started vibrating and shut down, (Queue Windows 7 Shut Down SFX)
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I tapped on Genji's helmet, "Hello? Genji? Are you okay?" I blushed from the comment he made. I knew what he meant, but at that moment, I just didn't expect that. (Queue Windows 10 startup SFX) "Yo" huh? Why is Genji so calm, he literally just shut down, pink eyes instead of red eyes, he started speaking in an anime girl voice, "
こんにちは、アンジェラお元気ですか(Hello Angela how are you?) " Genji banged the side of his head and cycled into well, german "was zum Teufel(What the fuck)" I started giggling over Genji's broken voice, """Je pense que mon casque est cassé(I think my helmet's broken") A french woman snickered behind us, Genji pulls out a wrench from his carry on and smacks it on his cranium "यह तो बहुत बुरा है(This is much worse)" "Genji do you need help?" Genji nods, I pulled a panel off of his helmet and fiddled with the wires a bit "ton ginpleh(Not helping)" I watched as Genji opens a plate on his shoulder and a silvery liquid slithered around him and into his helmet, a little bit of while later and his voice is back together, "Ah-that's much better" and then he fell asleep to John wick dying on a staircase.
A light shown through my visor I stretched as my HUD woke up also, I rubbed my eyes as I picked up my wrench and stashed it in my bag, I zipped it up as I glance over at Angela, who was sipping her orange juice and watching a show, I leaned over and asked what show she was watching, she said "The Dove and The Demon" "What is it about?" "Basically about a Doctor who likes to help people and a Ninja who was abandoned by his clan and left on the verge of death, the doctor finds him and heals him up, then after the ninja comes back after a while, he looked different, he was a soldier, and the doctor warmed up to him, then they fell in love and lived happily ever after" "It's seems as if you have already watched this show, why are you watching it agai-" I paused and realized what she just said, "This plane is cursed" "What?" "We have both said really offhanded stuff" "Offhanded? I meant it..."
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I approached the base with caution, Angela behind me, I had my finger on the trigger on my modified staccato P, with a red dot, laser and suppressor, I unpinned a smoke grenade, and threw it in the base and rushed in with thermal lenses, and sent out a recon drone, a gorilla yell was heard as the drone goes offline and electricity surges through the cloud, and hit my armor, and it started charging up, electricity flowed blue through veins of the armor, and my eyes glowed blue, I charged up my jump and shot up a clearing was made as I flew up as I fired my rifle into the fray, but was grabbed by a furry hand, I was spun and my leg got ripped off and I was sent flying into a wall collapsing on me, my leg regrew as I lifted bricks off of me, scratches and everything I pulled out my katana and approached the primate, the katana glowing bright orange and soon fire exploded as I heard the words "Genji? Winston? Why are you fighting?" I softened up as the Gorilla dropped his cannon, "Genji?" he rushed to me as I braced getting ready to fight but he was greeted with a hug, I dropped my katana as I opened my pack, and fished out a peanut butter jar and popped it open, and grabbed a spoon, I scooped a bit out and fed it to him, he dropped me as Angela tackles me and yells at me about what I was thinking, I healed up and shakes hands with Winston, Angela straps her Valkyrie suit on as Ana and Pharah jumped down from the roof, as Pharah takes off her mask and runs to Angela "ANGELAAAAAAAA MY DEA-" "taken" I spat out the water I was drinking as Winston burst into laughter, "What?" Pharah sputtered, Angela chuckled and said "I'm with Genji, plus I'm not ga-" Wait we are together? Oh yeah, the plane ride, my thoughts were cut off as someone emerged from the shadows "you motherfucker" I said as Hanzo's face became clear, he pulled back his bowstring and sent a sharp arrow to my face, I grabbed the arrow and snapped it in half "Missed you too" Hanzo yelled and charged at me, I did the same move that Jetstream sam does during his bossfight, I grabbed his arm and leg, and chucked the man behind me, making another hole in the already tattered base, but was helped up by Jesse Mcree, A red flash appeared on Hanzo's face, it wasn't the laser pointer from my gun, but from a BLUSH, THIS GUY IS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BAHAHAHAHHA.
Flash forward to the night (hehehehe)
"HAHA FRIENDS! IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU ALL HERE!" Reinhardts' voice boomed, god I might get tinnitus by the end of this, my eyes glided over the table, settling on Genji, who was pulling out Firearm ear protection, as he plopped them on his head, Rein looks like Genji just airstriked his dog, his eyes popped out as Genji starts dozing off, since the MILITARY GRADE headphones pretty much drowned out all the noise, making Genji even sleepier, and he started SNORING, and A BUBBLE FORMED IN HIS NOSE LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER. I shook my head in amusement as blonde hair fell over my fork, shoot, lasagna hair is pretty bad, I do not want to smell like italian food, I grabbed a napkin and pulled down on my stand of hair, I burst out laughing as I looked up to see Reinhardt holding Genji by his leg upside down as Brigette poked at him and put her cats on him, Genji, who was sound asleep, was turned into a CAT PLAYGROUND, and when one of the cats pawed at his headphones, turning them off, "GA-IM AWA_AAAAAAAAAAAAAA'' what I witnessed was Genji shaking awake as a cat scratched his face, and rein dropped him, face first, onto a ceramic floor, lets say, his face was red. He quickly stood up and wiped off the blood from the cat's cut. He let out an exhale and said, "You really need to quiet down man, otherwise, I wouldn't need to put on those headphones'' Lena spat out her wine as she heard that, Ana patted Reinhardt's back "There, There, he was just joking" Genji looked at them deadshot, "I wasn't joking" everyone went silent, "Speaking of which, I would like to make a toast" and PROCEEDS TO PULL OUT A TOASTER, AND PUTS A PIECE OF BREAD IN IT, WAITED 3 MINUTES, PULLED OUT THE TOAST, AND HANDED IT TO REINHARDT! The crowd erupted in laughter as Reinhardt munched on the bread and lit up "FRIEND! THIS IS THE BEST TOAST EVER!" I saw Genji reach for his headphones, and then Lucio speeds by and knocks it out of his hands, I heard Genji say, "Well, I'm going to sleep, see ya" I also finished up and headed out, I saw as Genji jumped onto the roof and I tried to clamber on, but slipped, but Genji grabbed my hand, and pulled me up, he walked to the edge of roof, and sat down, and started meditating, but I pulled up next to him and trying to meditate too, but I started blacking out a bit, maybe it was the alcohol, maybe it was the fatigue, who knows...
I heard a thud, I glanced over to see Angela passed out next to me, she does not handle alcohol well, I sighed as I looked at the watch built into the panel on my arm, well, it's time to go to our rooms, and picked up Angela and slung her on my arm, like how you would if you had to guide a drunk friend home, Ana looked at me sideways "You sure you can hold her? You do have a record of accidentally killing Overwatch members" she obviously was talking about Jack's death. "Ha, I think I will be fine, and so will she." Ana gave a slight nod as I shoved a piece of bread into my mouth, Ana snorted, I walked past and found myself also drifting off, but I played Tokyo Drift by Teriyaki Boyz and sped it up, laid Angela down, sprinted to the bar, poured a shot of pure energy, red bull, whiskey, 25 hour energy (5 x 5 hour energies), and 2 500 Monopoly bills, threw it into a blender and connected it to my armor, and all of a sudden, I was gulping down an absolute Energy house, "MMMMMMMM!" I exclaimed, a bit to loud, sprinted into the hallway, slid through the doorway, picked up Angela, Bridal style, and ran, and I mean, RAN, flying up the stairs, mantling over the railings, slid through another doorway, stopped at our room, threw the keycard at the scanner, grappleshotted the card, and YEETED the now panicking Angela on to the bed, grappleshotted the blanket, unfolded it in record time, and shot 2 darts at the bed frame, pinning the blanket against it, Angela can still leave, but it might be a bit hard, I grabbed Nyquil, and CHUGGED it, and let out a "OUAHAUOOOHAHOUOUA" and collapsed on the floor, I can hear Angela laughing HARD and then unpinning herself and walking over to me, I opened one eye to see her containing her laughter as I realized that a bunch of metal things was stuck to me, including a large cocktail shaker, "You don't handle alcohol well, don't you?" "In my defense, there was only whiskey, there was 5-5 hour energies, red bull and monopoly money" "WHAT?!" "eh, it was the red bull and 5 hour energies that hit me like a semi-truck" Angela pulls me up "God you are heavy" "It's my armor" "then take it off" Aight bet, I tapped the watch twice and the Armor starts retracting, and A green T-shirt and gray sweatpants was revealed, I looked at Angela, so see BLOOD COMING OUT OF HER NOSE, SHE WAS HAVING A NOSEBLEED FROM MY CLOTHES HAHAHAHAHAHA, I reached over and wiped blood from her nose, using my finger, I show the blood trickling down my finger, and her face goes even darker, she wiped the blood off and yawned pretty damn loud, I closed the door and belly flopped onto the bed, and pulled the blankets up, Angela plopped herself next to me, I pulled out a little dragon plushie and hugged it, and I went out cold. I wake up early to me being PULLED TO THE RIGHT TO THE BED BY ARMS, I looked over to see Angela sound asleep, ATTACHED TO ME, I decided to take pull out my phone, and took a selfie with a "Help me" face and sent it to the Overwatch group chat, first thing I see is from hana, it says... tha fuq? "#gency?" ain't no way all the Overwatch members ship me and Angela together, all of a sudden, her arms tighten around, oh fuk, oh fuc, fukc, what do I do, play dead, yah, that always works, until she realizes I am dead, what about play asleep, yeh, that works, and she pulls me in closer, I can feel her breathing on my neck, this will be close, I feel her head rub against my back "Ooh my little wittle Genji, mmmmm, do you want some wamen?" it took up all of my energy not to pee myself laughing, but now that she mentions it, I am craving some Rikimaru Ramen, too bad that's on the other side of the world, but I was able to replicate this recipe, but now, I got a baby-talking 37 year old Swiss doctor, possibly hungover to shit, or still is drunk, and then it goes all too quiet, and then the living life out of squeezed me as she says "awwwwwwwwww he's sow kyoooootttt" and then she started nuzzling me, help, me, god, I started filming me getting constricted by this Blonde's anaconda arms, a little "oh,lord" leaked out my mouth, she stopped, "o shit this isn't my body pillow" WAIT WHAT, I turned my head slowly to look at her "you have a body pillow of me?", I can see her visibly sweating bullets. Angela let go of me, kicked off the blanket and ran for the door, but I remembered to lock it. I rose, phone in hand, "Got the whole thing recorded" "GYAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I stumbled, fell, stood up and DOLPHIN DIVED THROUGH THE WINDOW INTO THE SEA and swam to the shore, dried myself off and used active camo to walk into the base. I slid up to the breakfast joint and ordered a mac and cheese, pancakes, and an iced tea. Who knew, the robot Japanese dude likes things other than sushi and ramen now. Let's try again with Downbadgela (Angela).