STRAWBERRY WINE ENTHUSIASTS🥂
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THE INTERNET'S BOYFRIEND
you guys are looking at the face
of someone who just got her ass
handed to her at mario kart by
her two little brothers AND her
boyfriend
PONYBOY CURTIS
she looks DONE
COOPER #2
understandable
being around xolo that much does
that to someone
THE INTERNET'S BOYFRIEND
hey :(
COOPER #1
unrelated but that muffin looks really
good can i have the recipe
SHOELACE
xolo please remember that she can
still break up with you :)
THE INTERNET'S BOYFRIEND
oh shit you're right
how do i unsend messages
THE INTERNET
why are you fucking elderly
besides i had already seen the message
you dick i just chose to ignore you
JSTB
i do that all the time
PONYBOY CURTIS
oh but when i do that to you
i'm a bitch
THE INTERNET
yes exactly
COOPER #2
how did xolito meeting your brothers
go
PONYBOY CURTIS
did ollie challenge him to an arm
wrestle yet
THE INTERNET
not yet though i give it a couple of
minutes at most before he does
it seems to have gone well
alex isn't looking at me like i've
made a horrible decision so maybe
this one's okay
THE INTERNET'S BOYFRIEND
i am right here
COOPER #1
she just said you weren't a horrible
decision be grateful
SHOELACE
please tell me xolo doesn't have
your little brothers playing alcoholic
mario kart like him and jacob do
JSTB
excuse me beerio kart absolutely
slaps
COOPER #1
beerio what sorry
THE INTERNET
i would not let him try
not whilst i can't even drink
PONYBOY CURTIS
only like
a month and a half to go
COOPER #2
speaking of birthdays
xolito's birthday is
uh
tomorrow
if jacob's calender is correct
THE INTERNET'S BOYFRIEND
that is correct
though i'm bitter over you checking
jacob's calender??
haven i've known you for years
COOPER #2
okay and
if you want me to remember your
birthday simply don't have a lame
birthday
SHOELACE
it is a lame fucking birthday
to be fair
COOPER #2
what are we doing for your birthday
anyway
JSTB
beerio kart??
THE INTERNET'S BOYFRIEND
sure
me and maeve are having a meal with
my family in the afternoon
JSTB
excellent so i'll have everyone assembled
at our place for the evening
THE INTERNET
everyone meaning us lot and the
cast of cobra kai?
COOPER #2
very probably yes
PONYBOY CURTIS
will i get to witness ralph macchio
playing beerio kart
THE INTERNET'S BOYFRIEND
highly unlikely
SHOELACE
shame
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the next morning, maeve woke up first and in her childhood bed— two things that rarely happened. xolo was still asleep beside her, his forehead pressed gently against her shoulder and his curls askew. she straightened a couple of them gently as he stirred.
"it's not past nine. i wasn't aware you functioned that early unless you were getting paid."
"maybe i am getting paid," she kidded, leaning down to kiss him gently. "happy birthday, xolito."
"thanks, maverick," he whispered, leaning up for another kiss only to be met with maeve's palm unflatteringly against his face.
"that kiss was a birthday present. don't come near me again until you brush your teeth."
ignoring her, xolo nestled his face into the crook of her neck, kissing the spot gently. rolling her eyes, maeve let him make himself comfortable, her fingers tangling in his curls.
"i don't know about you, maevey," he said, his voice muffled. "but i'm feeling twenty two."
"as much as i appreciate the taylor swift reference, i am in fact not feeling twenty two, because i'm only twenty, making you a creep."
groaning with a soft laugh, xolo rolled over to face his girlfriend with raised eyebrows.
"there is a month and a half before you turn twenty one, shut the fuck up."
"alrighty then, no breakfast in bed for you," maeve said nonchalantly.
"as if," xolo scoffed. "you wouldn't risk me getting crumbs in the sheets."
"okay then, i'm not making you pancakes."
"you weren't going to anyway. i heard you ask alex to last night."
climbing out of bed dramatically, maeve picked up a shirt from the back of her desk chair— the one xolo was wearing yesterday— and disappeared out the room without anything more than a middle finger.
laughing to himself, xolo wiped sleep out of his eyes. he checked his phone briefly for texts, but decided pretty quickly that it could wait. he had his whole birthday to spend with everyone else. this morning was about maeve.
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MAEVETANNER happy taylor swift birthday xo (they're making me post this for pr)
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USERONE happy birthday xolo!!!
USERTWO the cutest friendship going
TAIYOCURTIS xolo your ice cream is upside down
TAIYOCURTIS also happy birthday i suppose
USERTHREE oh boy they're paying him well he can afford waffle cones
CASPIANCOOP congrats on surviving this long ig
USERFOUR happy birthday xo
USERFIVE it's just hard launch after hard launch oh my GOD
THEJACOBBERTRAND how come we never go for ice cream huh
⤷HAVENANGELICA i agree with jacob i want to go on a group trip for ice cream
⤷TAIYOCURTIS i'm lactose intolerant
⤷HAVENANGELICA so is jacob it never stops him (i wish it would)
⤷GIANNI_DECENZO hey guys let's remember who today is about
⤷LACYABU so true
⤷LACYABU taylor swift
LACYABU HAPPY BIRTHDAY THOUGH SWEET XOLO🥰
USERSIX anyone know if virgos and libras are compatible
USERSEVEN he's so adorable
TANNERALEX happy birthday but also bad news dude someone left ollie unsupervised in the kitchen
TANNERALEX i hope you like burnt toast
⤷USEREIGHT oh my GOD WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
⤷USERNINE he's at maeve's house??!!??!!
⤷USERTEN alexa play you are in love by taylor swift
MAEVETANNER oliver tanner get the fuck out of the kitchen right now
MAEVETANNER what do you mean "someone" we all know it was you
XOLO_MARIDUENA burnt toast is delightful thank you alex
XOLO_MARIDUENA and thank you maeve ig (they make me reply for pr so you all better go watch the damn film)