twenty. i think ones stabbing me in the ass right now

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TAI🐸

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TAI🐸

TAI🐸

MAV🪩why the fuck would you sendme that

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MAV🪩
why the fuck would you send
me that

TAI🐸
it felt fitting

MAV🪩
you didn't even text me what was
i meant to reply to

TAI🐸
i didn't come here to dispute the
specificity of my meme be quiet
how is quality time with your
least favourite coworker going

MAV🪩
disgustingly
he's explaining some sort of tv
show lore to me whilst i crochet

TAI🐸
did you give him the hat

MAV🪩
oh great
now he's reading this over my
shoulder and wants to know what
you mean by the hat

TAI🐸
hi xolo
maeve's so in love that she
crocheted you an adorable
little hat

MAV🪩
fuck you
now i have to give him the
hat

TAI🐸
i personally am amazed that
your pretence of not being
down bad has lasted this long

MAV🪩
what can i say
i'm stone cold and stoic
emotionally cool and
collected

☆☆☆

"'emotionally cool and collected', huh?" xolo cocked an eyebrow, lifting his head from where it was rested on her shoulder. "i could not be more unconvinced."

"bullshit," maeve huffed, running a hand through the man's curls all the same. he grinned knowingly at her.

"so," he mused. "what about this hat, huh?"

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