𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘗𝘛𝘌𝘙 3
𝘏𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘖 𝘒𝘐𝘛𝘛𝘠
[𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭]
The group arrived to the mall and split up. Charlie, Dior and Aryan went one way, and Bridget, Daphné, Leah and Walker went the other.
"I really need to buy a new shampoo, mine is almost empty" Leah told Daphné.
"There's a shop there. Let's go to it" Bridget pointed to it.
"I wanted to get new books, though!" Daphné complained.
"Literally no one cares about your book obsession, Daph"
"Shut up, I still love them"
"As the French say, soo la voo" Walker said proudly.
"WHAT" Daphné started laughing, like struggling to breathe laughing.
"Why are you laughing?" Bridget asked.
"Did you mean 'c'est la vie'?"
"It's literally the same thing you just want to make me look stupid" he crossed his arms.
"Okay, but what about the shampoo situation?"
"Let's just split up. Me and Brie and you and Walker."
"I don't want to go to the bookstore, it's boring"
"Walker I'm not going there alone. I'll buy you another Deadpool shirt if you come."
"So, where's this bookstore at?" Walker said with a smile.
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Walker and Daphné were on the second floor now. Daphné approached the glass railing and pointed down.
"How funny would it be if I jumped down?" she chuckled.
"So not funny. You'd probably break all 300 of your bones and die." he grabbed her arm and pulled her away from it.
"Walker"
"Yeah?"
"There's 206 bones in our bodies" she said raising her eyebrows a bit.
"Tomayto, tomahto" he said rolling his eyes.
"Dumbass"
They got to the bookstore and Daphné immediately started looking for books, Walker just following her around like a lost puppy.
"Are you done yet? I'm bored" he said for the millionth time.
"I swear to God, Walker, if you say that one more time!"
A few seconds of silence went by before Walker said once again "Are you done yet?"
Daphné took a random book from the shelf to her right and whacked him in the head.
"Okay, I'm sorry!" rubbing the back of his head.
She kept looking until she saw the scariest group of people ever.
"Walker we have to hide" she said pulling the sleeve of his jacket.
"Why, what's wrong?" "Look!" He turned around and saw a group of teenage boys.
"What, you're scared of a group of boys?" he saed, letting her drag him away.
"Yes! Plus, they're wearing Nike Tech. How can you not be scared of them? I'm literally shitting myself right now" she said as they both crouched behind a shelf.
"Oh look, isn't this the book you said you wanted?" He showed her the book Better Than The Movies.
"Oh, my God, it is! How did you even remember? That was months ago" Daphné grabed the book quickly.
"Oh I just wrote it down" he said with a shrug.
"Wrote it down how?"
"Well I have a list for things you want. Whenever you show interest in something I write it down" he said as if it's no big deal.
"What really?"
He quickly realizes what he just said. He just knew his face was as red as a tomato. "It's no big deal. I have one for all my friends."
𝘕𝘰 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯ʼ𝘵.
"Oh, okay. Thanks" she said, feeling a bit disappointed, although she didn't know why.
"Sure" then he saw how close they were. He clears his throat quickly. "Uh, I think they're gone"
"Who?" "The guys" "Oh, right. Let's just go to checkout" she got up and speed walked to it.
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"I'm hungry, guys" Daphné whined , leaning on Bridget's shoulder.
The group met up after finishing their shopping. Now they were just walking around.
"We just ate, Daph." Aryan tells her.
"Yeah, like 10 hours ago." she said crossing her arms. She was absolutely starving.
"Actually, 1 hour ago" Charlie clarified.
"Don't even complain. You promised me a Deadpool shirt and lied"
"It's not even that big of a deal. You have millions of them"
"I wish. I only have 17, Daphné"
"Let's go get you one then." Daphné said.
"Yay"
"Seriously? We're almost outside"
"You just hate to see me happy don't you, Dior?"
"Be quick!" Leah said while they ran. "We will!"
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"Oh, look, right there" Walker pointed to a store.
"Okay, quick" they ran into the store and Walker grabbed the T-shirt.
"Oh, my God, look!" "What?"
She pointed to hello kitty and batman plushies. She swiftly grabbed them. "We have to get them"
"Absolutely not. Are you out of your mind?"
"Oh, come on. You love batman and I love hello kitty. I know you want the plushie" she waved it in front of his face.
"Fine" he took the batman one.
"Yay" she clapped her hands in excitement.
They were about to go pay for everything but something caught her attention. "Walker"
"What now"
"Remember you said you'd do me a favor?"
"Yeah, why..?"
She pointed to Hello Kitty pijama pants.
"We're not getting matching Hello Kitty pants!"
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"I still can't believe you convinced me to buy the Hello Kitty pijama pants"
"What can I say? I have a gift" she said tilting her head a bit.
"Sure you do."
"Can we get something to eat? I'm starving"
"But the others are waiting for us" "It's okay we'll be quick" "Okay then"
They went to a food store. Daphné got sour gummy balls and a Red Bull while Walker got Reese's.
"Isn't it a bit too early for a Red Bull?"
"It's never too early for Red Bull, idiot" she said as she whacked him in the head.
"Stop hitting me!" he said rubbing his head.
"No, it's my love language, dumbass"
"This is abuse. I'm calling Child Services"
"You can't just call Child Services. Especially if it's for your friend. You're so dumb I wonder if you chose acting because you're shit at school"
"Jokes on you! I'm only failing Spanish."
"I know"
"How the fuck?" he turned his head at her dramatically.
"Five words: Dónde está la biblioteca and I don't bargain motherfucker."
"That's actually ten words, dumbass"
"Literally die"
"What's the big deal? We're both stupid. I don't know about you, but I think that makes us soul mates. 𝑃𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑐 soulmates."
She smacked his head with the sour gummy balls packaging.
They got out of the mall and made their way to the car. They put the bag on the trunk and opened the back door.
Daphné didn't want to sit on anyone's lap so she quickly sat next to Aryan. "Hey, that's not fair"
"Looks like you're sitting on my lap now" she said as she patted her thighs.
"Whatever" he rolls his eyes before getting into the car.
"Hey, Leah" Daphné called. "Want a sour gummy ball? It's super sour gonna blow you face off"
Her friends laughed at the weird way she said the question and Daphné gave them one each.
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@𝖽𝖺𝗉𝗁𝗇𝖾𝖼𝗋𝗎𝗓𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗍
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𝖫𝗂𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗒 𝘵𝘢𝘺𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘵 𝖺𝗇𝖽 413,069 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗌
@𝗱𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝘂𝘇𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 we literally almost got kidnapped today by a cult
𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘢𝘭𝘭 6813 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴
@𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿1 THE PLUSHIES OMG
@𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿2 hmm i wonder who she's matching pjs with..
↳𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿3 Hint: name starts with W and ends with alker scobell
@𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗲𝗿.𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹 it was literally just a group of boys wearing nike tech you need to calm down
↳𝗱𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝘂𝘇𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 witchcraft im telling you
↳𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿4 that is such a boy thing to say
@𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿5 one chance daphné please🙏
@𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗰𝗿𝘂𝘇𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 im gonna have to steal that batman teddy from you
↳𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗲𝗿.𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹 NUH UH
↳𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗰𝗿𝘂𝘇𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 YUH HUH
@𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗿.𝗻.𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗷𝗼𝗵𝗻 YOU SAID YOU WERENT GONNA POST THAT PICTURE OF ME
↳𝗱𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝘂𝘇𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 Dior you should know by now that I never keep my promises
@𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿6 literally who are you
↳𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿7 more important than you are thats for sure
↳𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿8 you have no idea how stupid you look rn
@𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿9 guys me and dior are married
↳𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿10 its true i was the veil
↳𝗱𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝘂𝘇𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 @𝖽𝗂𝗈𝗋.𝗇.𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖽𝗃𝗈𝗁𝗇 When was this?
↳𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗿.𝗻.𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗷𝗼𝗵𝗻 Daph, babe I promise, its not what it looks like😞
↳𝗱𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝘂𝘇𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 Too late I'm already signing divorce papers💔
↳𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿11 look at what youve caused
@𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿12 Is no one gonna talk abt the caption...
A/n
Word count: 1361
I finished watching Derry girls and let me tell you my life is CHANGED
This boy in my class was insulting my bsf and being an absolute ass so I spilled water on his backpack and now all his books and notes are ruined😍 #girlboss
Byeeee
-kenza