You: Are you still awake?
Shawn: No I'm actually sound asleep rn
You: ha ha.
Shawn: Guess what?
You: Aliens landed in your backyard?
Shawn: No.
You: You met the author of diary of a wimpy kid at Walgreens
Shawn: What's Walgreens?
You: Oh yeah. You're Canadian.
Shawn: Seriously what's Walgreens
You: A pharmacy
Shawn: Oh
Shawn: Keep guessing
You: You lost a muffin eating contest?
Shawn: Y/N we both know if I was in a muffin eating contest I would never lose
You: tru
Shawn: And btw you're a terrible guesser
You: sorrynotsorry
You: Tell me!!
Shawn: Oops can't tell you boarding the plane gtg
You: no wait
You: Shawn
You: SHAWN
You: FOR REAL
You: TELL ME I WANNA KNOW
You: Shawn
You: Shawn
You: Shawn
You: Shawn
You: ANSWER ME YOU BUTTHOLE
You: I'm breaking up w you
Shawn: I'm here hi sorry
You: that's what I thought
Shawn: Still wanna know?
You: yES.
Shawn: You know how you love Ed Sheeran?
You: I'm aware of the obsession.
Shawn: And you know how I love Ed Sheeran?
You: I'm aware of the gay man-crush.
Shawn: HEY
You: Shawn Peter Raul Mendes if you don't literally tell me in the next five seconds I'm never having sex with you again
Shawn: TAKE THAT BACK ASJDKAJF
You: Rookie mistake it was to not tell me right there
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
Shawn: I got us m&g tickets!! ((:
You: Seriously?!
Shawn: Yup.
You: OMG YAY I LOBE YOU SM
You: I meant love ugh
Shawn: Awe baby girl I lobe you too
You: 😒😒😒
Shawn: 😘😘😘
You: K
Shawn: Don't K me
You: K
Shawn: you're so difficult
You: K
Shawn: What time is it there?
You: 11:51pm
Shawn: It's 1:51 here
You: K
Shawn: I'm srsly about to get on the plane tho
You: *starts typing*
Shawn: DONT SAY K
You: K I won't
Shawn: ASJDKSJABAB
You: I love making you mad
Shawn: K
You: frick.
Shawn: I really need you in my life now I know that you give me this crazy feeling
You: K
Shawn: You should get some sleep, baby. I'll be home soon.
You: I don't want to go to sleeeeeeep
Shawn: You need to
You: It's hard to fall asleep when you're not here :(
Shawn: I know, same for me. I miss you so much.
You: Stop you're making me cry
Shawn: Good
You: Our relationship I swear 😂
Shawn: It's quite different lol
You: Since when do you say lol
Shawn: lol since now lol lol lol
You: I can't sleep now that I know I'm meeting Ed Sheeran!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡
Shawn: Sweetheart. Just try.
You: Hold on I have to pee brb
Shawn: enjoy the pee from your vagina
You: ew don't say vagina to me
Shawn: vagina
You: penis
Shawn: ew don't say penis to me
You: K
Shawn: Are you texting me while sitting on the toilet, Y/N?
You: ...
Shawn: OH MY GOD YOU ARE
You: maybe I am
You: Maybe I'm not
You: You'll never know
Shawn: Hehehe you're making me laugh lol
You: I miss that laugh :(
Shawn: You'll hear it soon (:
You: :////
Shawn: :))))))
You: You're so cute
Shawn: You are
You: You are
Shawn: pretty sure you're cute af babycakes
You: *blushes*
Shawn: I love you honeybun <3
You: I love you too browneyes :)
Shawn: Gtg. boarding the plane
You: fr this time
Shawn: yes
You: Okay :( Bye
Shawn: Bye my love
You: 😔😔😘
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