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Mori, pointing at the alien in the room: TACHIHARA!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Tachihara, hugging it: What? It said, "take me to your leader."
Mori: SO YOU BROUGHT IT TO ME??
Tachihara: Well, you're our leader so-
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Atsushi: if it excites you and scares you at same time you should probably do it.
Dazai: Time to slap Kunikida while he's asleep.
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Kunikida: Call out "BABE" and see who looks up first.
Kunikida: BABE
Dazai: none even flinched lmao
Kunikida: you try it then.
Dazai: okay....BABE.
Chuuya: yes?
Odasaku: yeah?
Fyodor: What?
Kunikida: WHAT THE FUCK-
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Akutagawa: [carrying a loads of groceries in both hands]
Atsushi: [reaches out a hand to help him]
Akutagawa: [switches all the bags to one
hand] [takes atsushi's hand and holds it]
Atsushi: that's not what-okay.
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EXERCISING
Oda, the trainer: drop and give me 20.
Dazai: [sits down, hands him 20 bucks]
Oda:
Dazai: any complaints?
Oda: none!!
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Kunikida: I strangled Dazai to death.
Tanizaki: what?
Kunikida: hahaha, April fools
Tanizaki: Kunikida-san April fools was 2 months ago.
Kunikida:
Tanizaki:
Kunikida:
Tanizaki: I'm calling the cops.
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Kunikida: Dazai, can I talk to you for a minute?
Dazai: Ooh~ someone's in trouble!
Dazai:
Dazai: it's me, I don't know why I did that.
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Fukuzawa: what would you say if one day I came home with six cats?
Mori:
Mori: yukichi, what's in the box?
Fukuzawa:
Fukuzawa: I think you know.
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Atsushi: here you go. Have a drink.
Akutagawa: thanks, but what is it for?
Atsushi: Dazai told me you get thirsty around me.
Akutagawa, chokes on water: WHAT-
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Dazai: Odasaku, look! I went out and adopted an orphan like you.
Oda: *gasps* I'm a step-father now?
Akutagawa: neither of you are my father.
Dazai, whispering to Oda: he's going through a phase.
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Dazai: I'm a confident driver.
Atsushi: you almost ran over someone.
Dazai: confidentially tho.
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Poe: I love you
Ranpo: I love you more.
Poe: I love you mor-
Ranpo, looking at him with dead serious look: don't start a game you can't win.
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Sigma: Nikolai and Fyodor have been in kitchen for a while now.
Bram: do you think they're.....MAKING OUT??
*Fyodor and Nikolai, making a coke and Mentos rocket*
Nikolai: this is gonna be EPIC!!
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Dazai: why did you draw a pentagram on the floor.
Akutagawa: you told me satanise the house.
Dazai: I SAID SANITIZE
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Natsume: Go go touch it, it doesn't bite.
Fukuzawa: but do you stab??
Mori, as a cat:
Mori: I don't bite :)
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Sigma: Pouring M&Ms into a bowl of milk does not constitute a breakfast.
Nikolai: *on his fifth bowl*
Nikolai: don't be such a kill joy, let me enjoy my cereal.
Sigma: IT'S NOT CEREAL!!
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Fyodor: Hey sigma.
Sigma: yes?
Fyodor: can someone breath in washing machine while it's on??
Sigma: What?
Sigma: wait....WHERE'S NIKOLAI??
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Akutagawa: Chuuya-san I think I'm in lov-
Akutagawa: Lov-
Akutagawa: I have feeling-
Chuuya: it's okay, take your time.
Akutagawa: .....Jinko
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Nikolai: okay, let's play would you rather.
Sigma: Fine.
Nikolai: would you rather die or-
Sigma: die.
Nikolai: wait I haven't finished yet
Sigma: DIE.
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Nikolai: *stabs atsushi*
Sigma: Did you stab him?
Nikolai: You weren't there, you didn't heard what he said to me.
Sigma: What did he say?
Nikolai: "What're you gonna do? Stab me?"
Sigma: *sighs* That's fair.
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I hope you enjoyed...
I SWEAR I LOVE DAZAI, TANIZAKI AND SIGMA SO MUCH...
CHUUYA IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE..🤧😭
Bye bye
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