TEAM TANNER!!!🥳🥳 (WHO LET OLLIE NAME THIS)
❪ three participants ❫
MAEVEY WAVEY
ollie
OLLIE WOLLIE
no
MAEVEY WAVEY
ollie
OLLIE WOLLIE
no
MAEVEY WAVEY
ollie
OLLIE WOLLIE
no
MAEVEY WAVEY
alex
alex
alex
alex i know you're reading this
stop ignoring me
ALEX WALEX
no
MAEVEY WAVEY
you guys are bastards
OLLIE WOLLIE
i'll tell mom you called me a
bastard
ALEX WALEX
you literally are a bastard
OLLIE WOLLIE
shut up
MAEVEY WAVEY
i'm coming home this weekend
be fucking excited about it
OLLIE WOLLIE
will you take me out for a drive
when you come home
MAEVEY WAVEY
too soon you little dickhead
OLLIE WOLLIE
😃
ALEX WALEX
why are you coming home
MAEVEY WAVEY
oh maeve i'm so excited you're coming
home i can't wait to see you
ALEX WALEX
you live twenty minutes away maeve
MAEVEY WAVEY
should've moved further away
OLLIE WOLLIE
:(
MAEVEY WAVEY
don't you start with that now you
little demon
anyway
have either of you heard of cobra
kai
ALEX WALEX
the karate show?
OLLIE WOLLIE
seen it
MAEVEY WAVEY
do you feel like watching it again
OLLIE WOLLIE
do you feel like teaching me to drive
MAEVEY WAVEY
oliver you're so unfunny it's painful
ALEX WALEX
he gets it from you
MAEVEY WAVEY
he gets it from mom
ALEX WALEX
that's sexist
MAEVEY WAVEY
HOW is that sexist
OLLIE WOLLIE
i'll watch it all again if you buy me
popcorn
MAEVEY WAVEY
sure
alex what do you require to meet
your conditions to watch it with us
ALEX WALEX
a car
MAEVEY WAVEY
you're actually less funny that ollie
ALEX WALEX
:)
why do you want to watch cobra
kai anyway
you hate new tv shows
and violence oriented tv shows
and men oriented tv shows
OLLIE WOLLIE
it's because maeve's new co-star
plays miguel
MAEVEY WAVEY
how do you know this you little
shit
OLLIE WOLLIE
i do my research
so i know what films to avoid when
my friends want to go to the movies
ALEX WALEX
that's actually so smart
there's nothing worse than my friends
wanting to watch your shows or
whatever
do you know how gross it is when all
your friends have a crush on your sister
MAEVEY WAVEY
my two adorable little brothers out here
offering me zero support <3
OLLIE WOLLIE
you're welcome maeve
ALEX WALEX
mom and marlon have date night
saturday
we can watch it then
OLLIE WOLLIE
are we watching it because you're in
love with miguel
MAEVEY WAVEY
no we are not
ALEX WALEX
hmm sure
MAEVEY WAVEY
shut up alexander or i'll tell mom
and marlon who actually wrecked
my car
ALEX WALEX
ok fine please don't do that
☆☆☆
XOLO🫠
MAEVE
your hair looks so lame in
seasons one and two
and three and four actually
it only makes a recovery in season
five
XOLO🫠
you're watching my show?
MAEVE
your show?
this is courtney henggeler's
show
XOLO🫠
okay that's totally real
MAEVE
wow look at you
thought you were gonna claim this
to be billy zabka's show and i would
have had to call you anti feminist
XOLO🫠
absolutely nobody has anything on
amanda larusso
MAEVE
real as fuck
fuck daniel i could treat her right
XOLO🫠
i'll let courtney know
MAEVE
please don't do that
XOLO🫠
why are you watching cobra kai
exactly
MAEVE
apparently it's my little brother's
favourite show
also curiosity
XOLO🫠
which one?
alex or ollie?
MAEVE
you remember their names?
XOLO🫠
sure i do
i'm devoted to all my fans
MAEVE
thank you for that reminder of why
we aren't friends
XOLO🫠
"not friends" is an improvement from
you hating me so i'll take it
MAEVE
it's ollie's favourite show
he is however team robby
gotta support the namesake
XOLO🫠
oh haha
MAEVE
hello xolo
this is ollie
maeve's brother
i'm assuming you know who i am
because she talks about me all the time
XOLO🫠
i do know who you are yes
MAEVE
what was it like being kicked off
that balcony huh
was it fun
XOLO🫠
uh
sure
MAEVE
my sister says she doesn't like you
well she did
she's pissing rn
why doesn't she like you
XOLO🫠
honestly i don't know man
MAEVE
that's interesting
oopsies maeve is back bye xolo
XOLO🫠
bye ollie
MAEVE
fuck
what did that little bastard say
XOLO🫠
oh he was just telling me how big
of a fan you are of mine
and also that you were pissing
MAEVE
a fan of yours? not at all
a fan of miguel's hair circa season five?
yeah okay i am prepared to fall
under that umbrella
XOLO🫠
is that why nico is always playing
with angel's hair huh
i don't recall seeing that in the script
MAEVE
☆☆☆
HAVEN🙉
XO🦐
haven
haven
haven
can i ask you a favour
HAVEN🙉
that depends what it is
XO🦐
can i borrow your disney plus
HAVEN🙉
can you buy your own disney plus?
XO🦐
can't
breach of contract
netflix won't be happy
HAVEN🙉
you are so full of shit
XO🦐
okay but please :)
HAVEN🙉
i'm sorry mr dc superhero i didn't
realise your own account would break
the bank for you
so much so that you'll sponge off your
retired actor friend who's broke as fuck
XO🦐
i want to watch maeve's tv show
HAVEN🙉
sending you the username and
password now
is this an attempt to get her to
watch cobra kai
XO🦐
she already did actually
without prompting
HAVEN🙉
to make fun of you?
XO🦐
pretty much yeah
HAVEN🙉
delighted to hear you're not making
too much progress
XO🦐
i don't know
i think she's warming up to me
HAVEN🙉
HA i just found her letterboxd
review
XO🦐
:(