The next day Lizz woke up to a loud scream. She immediately got up to run to the source of the scream. She went into the living room, still tired but also wide awake from the shock.
There she saw something similar to the world war one. The scream sounded like it belonged to Han, who looked like he fell down the sofa the legs still in the air, while a Minho and a Seungmin wrestled, still on the couch(unlike Han). It looked like they were fighting over the TV remote. Felix, Jeongin and Changbin looked like they started a cult that worships TV's. They all knelt infront of the TV, head on the ground and hands like this:
And Hyunjin slid dramatically down the TV, while Chan just laid right next to Lizz's feet. »What the fuck happened here!?« Lizz asked as loud as she could with her morning voice. Han just pointed to the TV, so Lizz looked to the screen.
She got a bit annoyed because Hyunjin slid so slow, that he still blocked the view, so Lizz just grabbed him by his arm, so Hyunjin dramatically fell down next to Chan. On the screen there was just a normal Skz interview. Minho finally won the fight for the remote and rewound the last 20 seconds.
There she saw it. Someone randomly put(ted? Idk. help me!) a Bang Chan edit in the interview (I didn't find it I'm sorry, you just have to imagine a good Chan edit or just know wich interview I'm talking about)
She just stood there bewildered. A little to long, because Minho(e) said »Ooh, Lizz likes what she sees« out of nowhere, so Lizz, sighed, bent down, took Chan's slipper and threw it at the culprit. Then she shouted: »Enough simping for Chan! Come on, make some breakfast, y'all have to be hydrated for the day that is coming!!!« Everyone jumped up and ran to the kitchen. Except for Chan. He still laid dead on the ground, staring into nothing. Lizz bent down. »Come on, boi. You too« she said. »Just let me die.« Chan said with no change of his expression. »Do you even know how many good Bang Chan edits are out there? How these boys reacted is the average reaction to those.« Lizz tried to cheer him up. »This isn't helping. I will have to live with comments from them for at least a week. I will not survive this.« Chan said, finally moving his head in Lizz's direction. »You will.« Lizz said, reaching her hand out for Chan to help him get up. »And now let's help these pabos before they burn the kitchen down, trying to make a bowl of cornflakes of something. Chan just took Lizz's hand and whispered weakly: »Just forget what you saw.« Lizz looked at him with a evil grin. »Neva!«
I'm back bitches! I'm sorry this is kinda getting out of hand. I swear it will go down in like three or four chapters 🧍🏻♀️