Yoooo it's E. Guess who's developing a fanfiction brain??? Anyway, I saw this pic of Gene Simmons- the one I used for the cover- and ngl he was kind of fine in the 70s n 80s. Like usually he's fuckin' scary and like... not for me. (I'm still an Ace girl tho 10000%)
So... here we go. This'll be fun.
I'm imagining that he's rlly a sweetie at the end of the day. Which may not be true, but neither are most things on this site.
How I love making fun of Wattpad. Just joking, tho. I can't say a word because I'm on this site writing a completely fictional story about a guy with an unhealthily long tongue.
This one doesn't have as many Easter eggs- the puns come more naturally when the story's not about KISS as celebrities.
And this one happens to be... just that.
Excuse any grammar mistakes, I'm not awesome at typing.
Also please let me apologize in advance for fucking with the story. I know I'm gonna end up editing it and tweaking it after I publish it, please try and be patient. I'm sorry, ik its annoying.
OHH BTW: There's gonna be some swearing.
I base the narrator in the story lightly off myself and I have a bit of a mouth. Or a tongue. God that was an awful joke.
And like... I know what I said in my other story about lead guitarists being so gorgeous but its the bassists lets be honest. Duff McKagan? Arguably used to be one of the hottest men alive, and such a sweet person too. I could rave about Duff McKagan for hours. And don't even get me started on Nikki Sixx and Simon Gallup. It's the bassists, guys.
yall help please i'm fighting so hard not to be a gene girl im at war with myself here