ATITTIES
me
thanks for coming over
today guys the twins had
so much fun <3
yunho
that was the most boring
text you've ever sent and
i hate it
san
yh wtf
wooyoung
honestly tho you good
bby girl
wooyoung
coz i can be at your house
in ten minutes tops if you
need me
mingi
DO NOT COME OVER
yeosang
woah dude
jongho
yeah chill out hyung
mingi
sorry now please go away
seonghwa
EXCUSE YOU
hongjoong
i'm with hwa you do not get
to move out and then brush
us off and not talk to us that's
just a dick move
me
he's sorry but we're also
busy
san
we just left wtf could yall
be doing right now
san
oh wait
wooyoung
OH EW
yunho
PLEASE I DONT WANT
TO HEAR ABOUT THIS SHIT
FROM YOU GUYS
jongho
why what's happening
seonghwa
don't act all innocent
you know exactly what
theyre doing
jongho
no i genuinely don't
hongjoong
think about it jongho
hongjoong
we literally just left
hongjoong
and they're too busy to
talk to us
yeosang
no wonder they wanted to
get the twins down for a
nap so fast
jongho
oh
jongho
OH GOD
wooyoung
i mean slay but you didn't
have to make it so obvious
me
well you've all ruined the
mood and eunji woke up so
me
my christmas has been
ruined
san
oops sorry not sorry
san
anyways how much do
the twins love my gift
me
uhh the crayons are really
cute but kkuni already got
crayon on my white sofa so
i guess you're lucky that
they're washable
san
#sorryqueen
yunho
OKAY BUT I BOUGHT THE
BALL THIS TIME IS IT THE
BEST GIFT OR WHAY
me
no
yunho
HUH
me
no they really like hwa's
books and kkuni is in love
with the microphone
hongjoong bought
me
also eunji really loves the
chew toy thing
wooyoung
please don't call it a chew
toy she's not a dog
wooyoung
it's a teething ring
me
yeah the teething ring
me
also yeosang thanks for
the perfume
yeosang
you've been going on and
on about it and how
coquette and pretty and
princessy it is i couldn't not
buy it
me
i mean you really didn't have
to
yeosang
but you love it so it's okay
me
yeah i guess so
hongjoong
do you love your jackets
me
YES OMFG IM OBSESSED
hongjoong
what about mingi
yunho
yeah where'd he go
me
well because of you guys he
has to go take care of
himself
me
and eunji
san
i think this is worse than
hearing about yall getting
it on
me
well we didn't actually get
anything on thanks to you
guys but it's fine i guess
me
but yes he loves his jacket
yunho
ew
seonghwa
do you like the necklace i
bought you because i can
return it or you can exchange
it for a different one i don't
mind
me
are you kidding i'm in love
with it
seonghwa
are you sure because you can
get a different one if you'd like
me
no it's beautiful
me
and you even got my colour
right
seonghwa
of course i did i pay attention
to you
me
<seonghwa3
wooyoung
WHAT ABOUT ME PRAISE
ME
me
woah kinky
yeosang
as if yall weren't about to
do it the second we left the
house
me
stop hating me for having
a healthy sex life just coz
you've never even had
sex
yeosang
oop you got me there my
bad
me
thank you
me
anyways wooyoung i love
the shoes you bought me
i'm obsessed and the shoes
you bought the twins
me
now all four of us have
matching panda dunks
wooyoung
I KNOW ITS SO CUTE
YOU HAVE TO TAKE PICS
me
duh
me
who else needs to know how
much i love their gifts
yunho
me
me
OMFG THE FUCKING
PUZZLE
me
IM SO FUCKING EXCITED
TO DO IT YOU DONT EVEN
UNDERSTAND BRO
yunho
hehe i know
me
who's next
jongho
me
me
omg it's the sweetest thing
san
what did he get you i didn't
see it
me
it's a little puzzle type of
thing but it's me mingi
and the twins as bears
cuddling each other with
a little heart in the middle
seonghwa
awww
hongjoong
stop why did i tear up
me
relatable
me
anyone else
san
just me
me
omg i'm fucking obsessed
the pants????
me
HOW DID YOU EAT THAT
MUCH ARE YOU NOT FULL
san
stawp <3
me
anyways
me
we're very grateful for the
gifts and we appreciate
them a lot
me
thank you guys really
seonghwa
that's okay bub
hongjoong
<33
jongho
when it comes to you and
your little family i feel like
we're all givers
jongho
like we just give yall so
many gifts
me
i know and you really don't
have to
yunho
but we want to that's the
problem
san
yeah we're adults we can
do what we want and what
we want to do is shower
your little family with gifts
me
and i mean hey i won't say
no
me
but i will however act like
i don't want you to do it
mingi
i just wanna say that i am
also very grateful and
appreciative
mingi
but im tryna feed eunji so
i gotta go now
mingi
bye merry christmas
yunho
i don't like him anymore
me
what
san
yeah wtf yall are literally
my favourite ship you can't
do this to me
wooyoung
RELATABLE
seonghwa
even more than minyun
or whatever
wooyoung
so much more
wooyoung
i didn't even know yunho
had a sister for the first
four years that i've known
him let alone the fact that
they've been in love with
each other for like nine years
years now and never acted
on it
yeosang
real
jongho
he makes a good point
hongjoong
yeah i love yungi why're
you ruining it
yunho
BECAUSE HES FUCKING
MY SISTER
me
THIS IS EXAXRLY WHAT IM
TALKINF ABOUR
yunho
STFU YOU STOLE MY
BEST FRIEND
me
STFU I DONT CARE
mingi
FOR GODS SAKE STFU
BOTH OF YOU
yeosang
honestly tho
mingi
SHUT UP
AUTHOR
i'm so sorry that this is so
late ive been really busy atm
updates for a while will be
slower than usual as my
father passed away on
christmas eve and between
work and planning his funeral
i'm really really busy and so
fucking tired so i apologise
i may however post short
chapters that dont contain
much relevance to the plot
i also want to apologise for
this chapter it was supposed
to be an irl one but i really
just don't have the time or
energy for it and im sorry
thank you for your
understanding there is no
need to feel bad or sorry
because feeling bad or
sorry or pitying me won't
bring him back
i'll see you all next chapter
<33