"Many months, and no idea of days ago, our author brought forth on this fanfic website, a new Azur Lane story, conceived in ideas of his brain, and dedicated to the proposition that Azur Lane reacts stories are cool. Now we are engaged in a great slow upload schedule, testing whether this story, or any story so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great halt of that upload schedule. We have come to dedicate a chapter today of that upload schedule, as for those who here thought that the author was probably dead. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow, this chapter. The brave readers, living and dead, who struggled here, have read stories, far above a power to add or detract" Wisconsin said
(The hell am I saying right now?) She thought
"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, and it will probably forget what we did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the on progress works which they have thus far so nobly read. It is rather for us to be here, dedicated to the great task remaining before us, that from these honored authors and readers, we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion, that we here highly resolve that these dead stories shall not have died in vain, that this story, under God, shall have a new chapter today, and that Wattpad of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth." Wisconsin said
"Okay this is basically the Gettysburg Address. Are we going to watch a Civil War movie? Lincoln? Gettysburg? 54th of Massachusetts-" Wisconsin asked
"Shut the f*ck up" Massachusetts says
"What did I do?" Wisconsin asked
"Exactly" Massachusetts says
Meanwhile
"Zum Geburtstag viel Gluck! Zum Geburtstag viel Gluck! Zum Geburtstag liebe Bismarck! Zum Geburtstag viel Gluck!" The Iron Blood shipgirls sang
"I thought everyone would be busy with Valentine's..." Bismarck said
"Well both are a waste of time-" Ulrich Von Hutten says as FDG smacks the back of her head
"Well no time to lose, let's eat the cake. And maybe you can clap Hood's cake later as a Valentine's gift" Tirpitz says
"Uhhh... vat?" Bismarck asks
"Vat?" Tirpitz asks
The End, fun
Is this chapter apart of my canon story? Yesn't, maybe, idk