empire retirement shenanigans

By average_CH_shipper

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As the title suggests this book will be about shenanigans done by empires who got either killed or just plain... More

Authors note
chaos quotes cause why not
a mini little oneshot cause yes
Oh look!Another few quotes!
UN is here?
One-shot?no.Have some quotes
A chaotic one-shot?no,a calm one-shot
Another one-shot??where quotes?
quote?yes finally.
Quotes??yes after months-
A/N
Guess..Its more quotes
Quoooootes?No One-shot
Amongus.An,Empire,amongus..
one-shot?No,a Halloween one-shot
have some quotes
chaos
A/N
STOP.DROP.AND ROLL
Random
Another quote one,lovely
an average argument
Wait wha-
Stuck?
B.E & S.E hate eachother,clearly-
B.E's death,but funny
You know the drill.
Christmas!!
More random
Wheres Mongol?
Poor S.E,but its true-
More random
EVEN more random,
MAH SPAGET-
ThE fInAl BrAiN cElL
Watermelon.
Lets team up n kill S.E-
ThErEs FuN iN fUnErAl-
A/N
. . .
Unlock the door Britain,
I wAnT iT tHaT wAy~
Its the hole-
Mew Mow Miw Mou
Banananananana
Who broke it?
THE RED ONE HAS A KNIFE-
-where i've been~
A/N
D I L L I G A F
A game night,
A BUILDING WHAT-
.0.,its a part 2,of da hole.
When B.E found out what france did to Britain
A/N
Guess whos the grandpa
The favourite empire,
Candy store~~~~
Mongol died twice-
Spider Dave,you better BEHAVE
A/N
-all thats holy,did you do that.?
Mongol:". . .What-"
B.E:GIVE ME A GREEN CARD-
What's up your a$$ this mornimg?
Im freEeEe
R.E has a gun.
Rev up,Power up!
Thats a woman?!
Mongol got a piano,
B.E has a knife-
A/N
-Second place medal.
ThE oCeAn Is A sOuP-
Just B.E and F.E being themselves :)
R.E finally said it-
R.E:Because i caaan

uno reverse reverse

74 1 1
By average_CH_shipper

*R.E and B.E getting pulled over by Mongol,these are so random but they're funny ok TnT*

R.E:Oh my god,are we in trouble?

B.E:Is there a problem officer?

Mongol:Sir I'm gonna need to see your licence and registration.

B.E:I can show you my licence and registration,..

R.E:B.E please just show her your licence-

B.E:Let me just grab it for you,.

R.E:B.E please don't do this-!

B.E:Uno reverse*holds up an uno reverse card*

Mongol:What?!

R.E:B.E no more!!

B.E:I'm afraid I'm gonna need to see,your license and registration.

Mongol:Ofcourse sir let me just grab it for you..

R.E:B.E please-!

Mongol:Uno reverse reverse*also holds up an uno reverse card*

R.E:*gasps dramatically*touché,

B.E:What?!

Mongol:I'm afraid that I'm gonna have to administer you a speeding ticket.

R.E:The equilibrium has been shaken-

Mongol:And sir I'm gonna have to see your ID too..

R.E:Mine?Uhm,yeah,let me grab it.

B.E:Officer please it was me leave him out of this.

R.E:Alright,here you go officer*Holds up another Uno reverse card*

Mongol:*gasps*What?!?

B.E:The audacity,

R.E:I'm afraid I'm gonna need to administer,

Mongol:*le gasp again*

R.E:you a speeding ticket!

Mongol:Please Sir-!

B.E:Good game.

R.E:*laughs*Sorry did I say A speeding ticket?I meant,four.*holds up a plus four card*

Mongol:Schuclablure???

B.E:Well played.

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