The Owl House Groupchat 🦉🏳️...

By TheFlittleOne

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Hello, this is my first fanfic so it probably won't be as good but I hope you like it! Ships included: Lumity... More

A Rough Beginning!!!
Welcome back Hunter!!!
Eda and Raine!!!
Everyone is added to the chaos!!!
Theme song takeovers!!!
Hunter is Homeless?!
Living in The Owl House Part 1: Hunter's new home
Sleepover Shenanigans!!!
Living in The Owl House part 2: Hunter leaves the nest?!
The Grimace shake...
Apple bLooD...
Amity snitches on Huntlow?!
Baby photos!
Blight Fight!!!
Boscha has arrived...
Huntlow!!!
Aladarius canon?!
Emperor's Coven Groupchat part 1
Emperor's Coven Groupchat Part 2: Steve the saviour
SIBLINGS!!!
Vee & Masha
Little Miss Hooty?!
Spanish or Vanish!!!
Japanese or I break your knees!!!
Thai or Die!!!
HOOTLINGO?!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
Why is Christmas coming so quickly?
Let them know...
Warning: Boscha has TikTok
The Shipping War Continues...
Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas!!!
Boxing Day 🥊🥊
You're a Little Late, Belos
Huntlow vs Emperor Belos
Hunter's New Hyperfixation
Hunter tries CoffeeeEeeEeeE
When you stay up at 3am:
Emerald Entrails Groupchat Part 1: Memes
Emerald Entrails Groupchat Part 2: Crushes
💘Valentine's Day💘
Emerald Entrails Groupchat Part 3: Single Pringles™
Blight Twin Takeover
King of the groupchat
Luz gets added to the wrong groupchat... (Part 1)
Pomni gets added to the wrong groupchat... (Part 2)
Beta vs. Pilot
Sir William Arrives
Hunter x Therapy
...And Your Friend Steve!
Bi💖 Bi💜 Bi💙

Luz's Guide To The Human Realm

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By TheFlittleOne

(Thank you @the_Dimtrioo for giving me the idea to make this chapter)

Giraffeboy_lol: Uhhhh 😩
Luzbian_Amity: 🤨
Matty: 📸
Blightsexual_Luz: What's wrong Gus?
Giraffeboy_lol: I really want to visit The Human Realm :(
Blightsexual_Luz: I know Gus, I know 😞
Giraffeboy_lol: What's with the emoji Amity?
Luzbian_Amity: I thought you were moaning
Giraffeboy_lol: What's moaning?
Blightsexual_Luz: Shhhhh Amity 🤫
Giraffeboy_lol: What's going on?
Blightsexual_Luz: Well Gus, moaning us something that gets used in very sus context in the human realm
Giraffeboy_lol: Oh ok
Giraffeboy_lol: Luz, could you teach me more about the human realm?
Blightsexual_Luz: I'm not sure, I don't want to spoil something that means do much to you, especially because you're 11
Giraffeboy_lol: I'm 12
Blightsexual_Luz: Oh okay then
Luzbian_Amity: Are you sure you should tell him Battata?
Blightsexual_Luz: Yep, what could go wrong?
Blightsexual_Luz: Alright then Gus, let me tell you all about The Human Realm
Giraffeboy_lol: YES!!!
Blightsexual_Luz: Let's start then
Blightsexual_Luz: So in The Human realm, most people spend all of their time on TikTok
Giraffeboy_lol: What's a TikTok?
Blightsexual_Luz: TikTok is like YouTube but it's shorter videos
Blightsexual_Luz: And it gives people low attention spans
Giraffeboy_lol: Is that why you have a low attention span?
Blightsexual_Luz: No, I have it because I have a thing called ADHD
Giraffeboy_lol: ADHD?
Blightsexual_Luz: ADHD is short for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, I don't think I need to explain any further
Giraffeboy_lol: Ok then
Giraffeboy_lol: I'm really confused about this:

Blightsexual_Luz: Oh that's the Barbie Jail meme
Giraffeboy_lol: ???
Blightsexual_Luz: It's this random meme that started after the trailer for the Barbie movie was released
Matty: We should do this meme
Giraffeboy_lol: Why?
Matty: I've already gotten to work on making some fanart
Giraffeboy_lol: Sure...
Blightsexual_Luz: Here's something to take your mind off whatever just happened:

Giraffeboy_lol: That was funny
Blightsexual_Luz: Yeah it was
Matty: Gus, you're so cool
And with my president crown we're gonna rule
Gus understand, I'm gonna love you till the very end~

Blightsexual_Luz and Giraffeboy_lol blocked Matty

Giraffeboy_lol: Please continue
Blightsexual_Luz: Well I don't really know what to tell you, there's to much to cover on this one subject
Giraffeboy_lol: Just show me some ancient memes n' stuff
Blightsexual_Luz: Great choice 👌
Blightsexual_Luz: This is a Rubix Cube, the oldest fidget toy there is

Giraffeboy_lol: I think I've just fallen in love for the very first time

Matty went offline

Blightsexual_Luz: What about Bria?
Giraffeboy_lol: Forget her
Blightsexual_Luz: True
Blightsexual_Luz: This

Giraffeboy_lol: What's that
Blightsexual_Luz: HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT NYAN CAT?!
Giraffeboy_lol: Please just tell me what it is
Blightsexual_Luz: It's perfect in every way, that's what it is
Luzbian_Amity: Just like you xxx
Blightsexual_Luz: Ditto xxx
SweetLittle_Basilisk:

Blightsexual_Luz: I didn't mean it like that lol 😆
SweetLittle_Basilisk: Ditto, the Genderfluid Pokémon

Blightsexual_Luz: Awww so cute!!!
🩷🤍💜🖤💙
Giraffeboy_lol: I don't get what's going on
Blightsexual_Luz: Just ignore us talking about Pokémon and Genderfluidity
SweetLittle_Basilisk: So what are you and Gus talking about anyway?
Blightsexual_Luz: He wants to learn as much as he can about the human realm before he goes there
SweetLittle_Basilisk: Oh nice, I know something he'll like then
Blightsexual_Luz: You mean?
SweetLittle_Basilisk: Yes
SweetLittle_Basilisk:

Giraffeboy_lol: 😮
SweetLittle_Basilisk:

SweetLittle_Basilisk: 😏

Blightsexual_Luz: 😳
Luzbian_Amity: 😳
SweetLittle_Basilisk: Let me correct you there Amity...
SweetLittle_Basilisk: *🍅
SweetLittle_Basilisk:

Blightsexual_Luz: Hooty no
Hooty: Hooty yes
Luzbian_Amity: When did he get back here?
Hooty: I can go anywhere
Hooty: I AM THE EYE OF THE TITAN!!!
Blightsexual_Luz: ???
Luzbian_Amity: ???
Giraffeboy_lol: ???
Giraffeboy_lol: But anyway, I have truly fallen in love with this masterpiece
Blightsexual_Luz: It is worm on a string
Giraffeboy_lol: Luz, could you please get me one when we go to the human realm?
SweetLittle_Basilisk: I could just buy you one now and then you can receive it once you enter the human realm
Giraffeboy_lol: Yes please, blue one please 🟦
SweetLittle_Basilisk: Sure, me and Masha are going Christmas shopping now anyway
Blightsexual_Luz: 😠
SweetLittle_Basilisk: Shhhhh Luz 🤫
Blightsexual_Luz: Fine 😞
Giraffeboy_lol: Thanks Vee!!! :D

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