A collection of comedy poems

By JamieChipperfield

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I knew cauliflower cheese wasn't for me
Tomatoes
Our Cornish Pest
A Cornish Date
The Dinner Party
Oh no i've got a cold
Sid on a Cruise
Christmas Past
The Bee and Me
Spring Madness
I Now Know I'm Not A Trapeze Artist

The Winter Blues

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Oh no it's really snowing again

I can't believe it's back

My toes are really going blue

My hands are really cracked

The wind is blowing in my face

My nose is really chapped

The snow is swirling round my feet

I should have worn my boots

I can't believe how cold I feel

I'm shacking to my roots

Apart from that I'm feeling fine

This winter isn't bad

I tell myself to cheer me up

I think I'm going mad.

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