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Wooyoung: Your eyes are red. Are you high again?
Yeosang: *imitating wooyoung* aRe yOu HiGh aGaiN?
Yeosang: No bitch I've been crying.
Wooyoung:
Wooyoung: Oh
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Wooyoung, lying in bed awake: Hey, are you asleep yet?
Yeosang: Yes.
Wooyoung: alright I won't bother you then.
[One hour later]
Wooyoung:
Wooyoung: hold up–
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Yunho: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Mingi: You ARE my award.
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Wooyoung: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Yeosang: Yeah You're a real bitch sometimes.
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Wooyoung: People are 75% water but unfortunately for us Yeosang is 75% salt water.
Wooyoung:
Yeosang: *from another room* ARE YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME AGAIN?
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Wooyoung, frantically looking for Yeosang: I LOST MY BEST FRIEND!!! HAVE YOU SEEN HIM??
stranger: What does he looks like?
Wooyoung, sobbing: BEAUTIFUL!!!
{He ain't wrong tho, My hubby Yeosangiee is so handsome, beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, beyond this world in short ethereal}
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Wooyoung as a doctor
Wooyoung: I know we used to date but let's keep this professional.
Yeosang: so, did I break anything?
Wooyoung: *throws down x-rays* My heart Yeosang.
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Yunho: Date someone who will drag you outside at 2am to look at the stars.
Yeosang: if anyone, and I mean ANYONE, wakes me up at the 2 in the morning to look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Wooyoung, who was planning to stargaze with Yeosang:
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Mingi: is 4 alot?
Yeosang: depends on the context.
Yeosang: 4 candies? No!
Yeosang: 4 murders? Yes!
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Wooyoung: I don't have time for this.
Yeosang: you have to talk to me. It's in your planner.
Wooyoung: you can't just go in my planner and write "YEOYEOTIME" in huge letters across Monday through Friday.
Yeosang: sure can. You're also scheduled for a long, warm hug latter.
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Yunho: come on, we all know wooyoung got your heart. Just say it.
Yeosang: If by heart you mean churro, then yes, he did. I'll won't say anything till I get my churro back. A WHOLE pack of churros. Can you hear me wooyoung? Or should I say churro thief?
Wooyoung: not again.
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Wooyoung: God you're so clingy.
Yeosang: you're in my bed.
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Wooyoung: I accidentally ate Yeosang's Chicken. How long do I have left to live?
Jongho: 10
Wooyoung: 10 what?
Jongho: 9
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Wooyoung: as your best friend–
Yeosang: seonghwa is my best friend.
Wooyoung, in a loud voice, with Yeosang in a chokehold: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND–
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Yeosang: When I first met you. I didn't liked you.
Wooyoung: I'm aware of that.
Yeosang: but then you and I spent some time together.
Wooyoung: uh..huh?
Yeosang: it did not get better.
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Wooyoung: Yeosang. Could you close the door for me?
Yeosang, opens the door more wider:
[Bg: Damn it feels good to be a gangsta~]
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Yeosang: I'm 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don't care.
Wooyoung: that's 110%
Yeosang: 20% of me doesn't cares.
Wooyoung: that's also incorrect, ur 90% soft—you love hug, hand holding, cuddles, you literally woke me up at 3am asking if I could spoon you—
Yeosang: ENOUGH
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Yeosang: I wouldn't even date myself.
Wooyoung: your standards must be impossibly high then.
Yeosang:
Yeosang: that was smooth.
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Wooyoung: admit it, you're happy to see me.
Yeosang: I am glad that you're not dead. This is as far as I'm willing to go.
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Yeosang: why're you squeezing me with your body?
Wooyoung: it's a hug Yeosang. I'm giving you a hug.
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Hope you enjoyed it...
Tho I don't ship them that much romantically, more as besties....
[I have this huge asssss crush on Yeosang. He's my hubby in my imagination🌚]
Anyways, thanks for giving the suggestion for this ship ....Armyblink2712
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