empire retirement shenanigans

By average_CH_shipper

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As the title suggests this book will be about shenanigans done by empires who got either killed or just plain... More

Authors note
chaos quotes cause why not
a mini little oneshot cause yes
Oh look!Another few quotes!
UN is here?
One-shot?no.Have some quotes
A chaotic one-shot?no,a calm one-shot
Another one-shot??where quotes?
quote?yes finally.
Quotes??yes after months-
A/N
Guess..Its more quotes
Quoooootes?No One-shot
Amongus.An,Empire,amongus..
one-shot?No,a Halloween one-shot
have some quotes
A/N
STOP.DROP.AND ROLL
Random
Another quote one,lovely
uno reverse reverse
an average argument
Wait wha-
Stuck?
B.E & S.E hate eachother,clearly-
B.E's death,but funny
You know the drill.
Christmas!!
More random
Wheres Mongol?
Poor S.E,but its true-
More random
EVEN more random,
MAH SPAGET-
ThE fInAl BrAiN cElL
Watermelon.
Lets team up n kill S.E-
ThErEs FuN iN fUnErAl-
A/N
. . .
Unlock the door Britain,
I wAnT iT tHaT wAy~
Its the hole-
Mew Mow Miw Mou
Banananananana
Who broke it?
THE RED ONE HAS A KNIFE-
-where i've been~
A/N
D I L L I G A F
A game night,
A BUILDING WHAT-
.0.,its a part 2,of da hole.
When B.E found out what france did to Britain
A/N
Guess whos the grandpa
The favourite empire,
Candy store~~~~
Mongol died twice-
Spider Dave,you better BEHAVE
A/N
-all thats holy,did you do that.?
Mongol:". . .What-"
B.E:GIVE ME A GREEN CARD-
What's up your a$$ this mornimg?
Im freEeEe
R.E has a gun.
Rev up,Power up!
Thats a woman?!
Mongol got a piano,
B.E has a knife-
A/N
-Second place medal.
ThE oCeAn Is A sOuP-
Just B.E and F.E being themselves :)

chaos

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By average_CH_shipper

Don't mind it being sb at the top I couldn't find and full videos :)

B.E:Would you like the murder room or the roach room?

ME(Mexican empire(a new character approaches!)):Listen fool if you can't get us a clean room,we're not staying here.

B.E:Your not gonna find any better rooms than the clown motel pal'.

ME:The fuck kind of motel Is this?!

B.E:What do you mean 'what kind of fucking hotel is this' pal I mean look around you it's the best on the BLOCK it's a clown motel it's full of clowns!

Mongol and R.E in the back:*almost dying of laughter*

B.E:Do you wanna fucking room or not??!!

*laughter*

B.E:Come on!!

ME:Listen fool if you can't get us a fucking room,I'm gonna give you one star review on yelp bitch.

B.E:Oh my god,you aren't gonna give me shit pal either get a room or get out!I thought this was the clown motel but a couple of clowns just walked through my door!

ME:What'd the fuck you call me dog I'm going full Mexican on your bitchass!
*Mexican noises*

B.E:Someone tell me what he's saying!What the fuck is he saying??Dude I don't speak taco bell!!

R.E and Mongol:*dying of laughter*

ME:*Mexican noises*

B.E:What is this fucking guy saying??!!

R.E:We don't know.*shrugs*

B.E:Can I get someone to speak some fucking English??!!

B.E:*shaking ME*This is English land!!We speak English!!

ME:*more Mexican noises*

B.E:Alright that's it you son of a bitch come you coming with me pal.Come on!!

ME:*even more Mexican noises*
B.E:We're walking here!!*muffled yelling*

R.E and mongol:o-o

*Door shuts*

R.E:Well,what now?

Mongol:idfk*shrugs*

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