Demotivated but want serotonin. Might have stolen a few of these ideas from other people's incorrect quotes.
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- An Altered Tale -
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Sabre: What does 'take out' mean?
Red: Food.
Dark: Dating.
Orange: Murder.
(Everyone quietly stares at Orange.)
Orange: ...It could mean all three of you're not a coward-
Red and Dark: No.
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(Orange after his recent little powerup)
Orange: (at Sienna) DON'T F#%* WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE-
Jade: Orange wait-
Orange: (Charging at Sienna) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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(Red watching Orange mix a bunch of energy drinks, other caffeine-based drinks, and candy in a cup.)
Red: ...One, you better not actually drink that.
Orange: (Adding like a cup of pure sugar) You know that's not gonna stop me.
Red: Two, do not give any of that to Sabre.
Orange: (Mixing the abomination) What do you take me for? Daft? He'd have a stroke at best if he drank any of this.
Red: So will you.
Orange: (lifting the cup) We'll see about that.
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(Orange silently sitting with Gerald in his room.)
Orange: What's on your mind?
Gerald: (Oinks)
Orange: ARSON? Me too.
(Gerald gives him a look of 'No, what the frick')
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(Ino talking about the twins)
Ino: They're a joy to raise, honestly. By far the best thing that's ever happened to me. Although... there is one difficult thing about being a father. Sometimes everything's perfectly fine-
(Happy and Funny rush by with armfuls of fireworks and each with a box of matches in their pockets, giggling like gremlins.)
Ino: And sometimes it's like ground zero in my own house.
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- SSP -
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(Sabre quickly popping into the meeting room while all of the Leaders and Light are there.)
Sabre: (Holding a blob with a band-aid newly placed on its face while comforting it) Hey, so, no need to worry about the bandit that broke into my house.
Light: ...Sabre, what happened to the bandit?
(Sabre slowly walks away)
Light: Sabre-
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(Therapy session)
Green: And what do we do when something out of our control happens?
Sabre: Blame myself because it's probably still my fault somehow.
Green: Sabre, no-
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(Sabre noticing a bandit approaching the blobs' flower field)
Sabre: (Pulling out a crossbow loaded with a firework) Mess with the beans, your bones are getting cleaned.
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- Prism Amalgam -
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Rainbow: So Sabre and I accidentally ran into Time and knocked him over.
Green: Okay, and?
Sabre: I wanted to say 'Are you okay' and Rainbow wanted to say 'I'm so fricking sorry' at the same time.
Green: ...And?
Rainbow: ...We ended up blurting out 'Are you fricking sorry'.
(Green tries his hardest not to laugh)
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Sabre and Rainbow: (trying to tease Shadow) Two brains are better than one!
Shabre: Except when they share the braincell.
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(In the duo's mindspace thing)
Rainbow: (Singing vague lyrics to the Macarena very off-key after learning about the song earlier that day)
Sabre: It's 2AM. For the love of sanity. Shut. Up.
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(This happens every time they leave the house to go into town for something)
Sabre: Did we remember everything?
Rainbow: Yep, I double checked.
Sabre: Are we sure though?
Rainbow: Yes, like I said, I double checked.
Sabre: But what if when we get there we end up needing something and we embarrass ourselves in front of so many people because we don't have it-
Rainbow: What heck was your world like if it made you so paranoid about this little stuff??
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Okay das it