Blitz: YN! C'mon, we're getting drinks!
Y/n: Sir with all due respect, todays my only day off and id-
Blitz: To bad! *pushes Y/N into the van*
[the gang drove to a nearby bar. The smell of the bar reminded Y/N of his alcohol addiction he had a year ago]
Y/N: Fucking interrupting my only day off.... uuuuh Ill get a uuuuuh....Margarita aaand uuuuh......
Blitz: For fuck sakes Y/N this isn't a drive thru! A fireball please.
Y/N: Ill just get Beelzejuice.
[The gang sat their, waiting for their drinks, but Y/n had a curious expression. He felt a familiar presence nearby, before he could do anything about it, the doors to the bar violently swung open. A figure wearing a yellowish-golden robe entered the bar, sitting next to y/n]
???: Whiskey...
[The figure sat there waiting for its drink, completely ignoring the stares that Y/N and the gang were giving it]
Y/N: What's a god like you doing in a place like this? Hastur.
Hastur: So,you still recognize me after all this time huh? Y/N...
Y/N: I asked you a question, and i expect an answer from you.
Hastur: Yes yes, ill answer you momentarily. *pours the glass of whiskey into its nonvisible mouth*. Im here, for you. Y/N
Y/N:...You gay?
Hastur: NO! ugh...i meant im here to retrieve you! Ever since you left, Nyarlethotep has taken over!
Y/N: Oh look at my lil brother, finally accomplishing something.
Hastur: Y/N this is serious! Nyarlethotep plans to kill Azathoth, and you knows what happens if he succeeds.
Y/N: Yeah yeah, everything gets erased.....Isn't it basically impossible to kill my dad?
Hastur: Yes, but there's always a chance he finds a way.
Y/N: Right....*sniff* so you, really didn't come here to see me? *fake tears began flowing from his eyes*
Hastur: Wait- No don't cry! I'm sorry!
Y/N: WOW....seems Nyar really has you all in a chokehold. You'd never apologize to me, let alone be this...affectionate towards me. Normally it'd be a "Suck it up" Or "quit being a pussy".
Hastur: ...hang yourself
Y/N: There it is! On the topic still, if i do come back, not saying i will, what do i get out of this?
Hastur: You get to, not see everything and everyone you love including yourself be erased? Please...Y/N, Do this not just for me, but for everyone else. Hell, i'll do anything for your help...
Y/N: I WANT HEAD!-
Blitz: SOOO Y/N, gonna introduce me to your friend here?
Y/N: I was in the middle of something! but sure....this is Hastur.
Blitz: A-as in the king in yellow??? Do i bow?
Hastur: Oh please, no need for that.
Blitz: M&M! Get over here and show your respect!
Hastur: Please...don't-
Moxxie: Sorry, who are we showing are respect to- HASTUR!???
Hastur: Y-yeah that's..me...
Y/N: You'll get used to this...
[The Imps and Hastur chatted away, but Y/N couldn't shake off an eerie feeling he was getting. It was like something, or someone was approaching. Just then, it clicked in his mind.]
Y/N: Shit..EVERYONE GET DOWN!
[Suddenly, the entire place was engulfed an explosion. Y/N having realized this would happen, casted a barrier around the imps, while having to tackle Hastur onto the ground]
Y/N: Sorry, i would've casted a barrier around you but, doesn't really work on deities that well-
[Y/N suddenly felt something squishy in his hand, but before he could look to see what it was, he was thrown off of Hastur]
Y/N: THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!? I SAVED YOUR ASS!
Hastur: TOUCHING SOMETHING YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! ASSHOLE!
Y/N: What?
[Before anything else could by done, an entity with spiraling rings and tentacles surrounding him stood on top the mountain of rubble that formed.]
???: Well, well, well. If it isn't the "prince" and the bitch in yellow.
Hastur: That voice...
Y/N: Cxaxukluth
Kluth: (im not typing Cxaxukluth every time) Bingo! Been a while,hasn't it!? Dear brother...
Y/N: Wish it were longer! Why the fuck are you here?
Kluth: Well, if you must know. Nyarlethotep sent me here to kill you
Y/N: Damn, everyone wants me... kinda hot
Kluth: MUST YOU BE LIKE THIS???
Y/N: GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Kluth: FUCK YOU!
Y/N: YOU WISH YOU COULD!
Kluth: WHAT!?
Y/N: You heard what i said! Hastur..can you get the imps out of here?
Hastur: R-right away...
[Slowly, Hastur dragged the 3 imps away from the battlefield that was about to be made. Y/N, and Cxaxukluth just stared at each other. The 2 suddenly rushed at each other, their fists clashing, creating powerful shockwaves. The 2 seemed equally matched, both repeatedly getting the upper hand against the other]
Kluth: Your time here in hells effected you Y/N! You've gotten weaker!
[Cxaxukluth suddenly unleashed an aura from his body, creating strong winds that slashed through nearby buildings. The aura Kluth had produced buffed him immensely, as he was now beating Y/N]
Kluth: C'mon Y/N! Is this all you got?
Y/N: Suck a chode you spiraling fuck!
[Y/N shot back up, landing a kick onto Kluths chin which caused him to stagger back. The 2 clashed blows again, Y/N seemingly getting the upper hand, however that was shortly lived as Kluth gut punched him, knocking the wind out of him]
Kluth: This isn't as fun as it used to be......i thought you'd at least be somewhat of a challenge. *he'd kicked Y/N into the ground*
[Y/N's body thrived in pain, he slowly tried to get back up. Kluth came up and stomped on his head.]
Kluth: Im starting to wonder why Nyarlethotep sent me after you....an elder god would've been enough for your weak ass...you wasted so much time defending these, lower creatures, which you could've been using that time to get stronger.
Y/N: They're not just....lower creatures...they're my fucking friends.heh ,not like you'd understand you lonely piece of-
Kluth: *he'd stomp on Y/N's head again* DO YOU EVER SHUT UP!? Ugh.....starting to wish he would've sent someone else......Y'know. *he'd remove his foot from Y/N's head, kneeling down and raising his head* Since you seem to care so much about these imps...maybe ill just kill them, and make you watch! how does that sound...
Y/N: If you so much as lay a finger on them i swear-
Kluth: *he'd slam Y/Ns head into the ground* Right, "you'll kick my ass". I seriously doubt that though. *he'd drop Y/N, pulling out a phone from his pocket and calling someone* Yo, Shub....yeah i got Y/N, wasn't to hard, though i do plan to destroy this place before i bring him back-.
[Kluth was suddenly cut off from a dark aura filling the air. Turning to see where the aura was coming from, he was met with a fist clashing into his face, the impact being so strong Kluth's jaw was broken, and he was sent crashing into the ground. Kluth slowly looked up, seeing the imminent death that was approaching him. Y/N, looked different then his previous form. His hair stood up, wildly. His teeth were now fangs, his nails shaped into claws. His features had become more animalistic, the transformation likely being activated by anger.]
Y/N: I'm going to fucking kill you....
Kluth: heh..is that so? *he slowly stood up, but the moment he did a tentacle pierced into his chest, causing him to cough out blood*
[Y/N started conjuring more tentacles, piercing them into Cxaxukluths arms and legs, using the tentacles to rip them off his body. The screams of pain that Kluth was letting out didn't seem to phase him, as the more that Cxaxukluth regenerated his limbs, the more painful the torture he was going through became. The torture was short lived, as a golden tentacle suddenly pierced through Y/Ns chest, his heart being at the end of the tentacle.]
Y/N: *he'd cough out blood, slowly turning to the culprit.*
Hastur: I'm,so sorry...Y/N.
Y/N: *his body fell over, his consciousness slipping away*
Kluth: I was wondering when you'd put off this act of yours....almost got me killed....*he regenerated his wounds again, standing up*
Hastur: I didn't do that to help you, I did it for Y/N's safety.
Kluth: Yeah yeah, we get that you're in love with the boy...and are you ever gonna take that dame robe off?
Hastur: Right...im sorry...*hastur slowly removed their hood, revealing a long, white haired girl*
Kluth: Still confused on the whole "King" in yellow...but whatever...grab his body and lets go.
Hastur: Yes sir.
And that's gonna end part 1. I decided to make another custom episode, i kinda like what i did with it. Tell me if yall want more custom eps or if i should stick to the canon episodes.