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Mikey: Did you eat my Doryaki?
Sanzu: no.
Mikey: what's that powder on your pants then?
Sanzu: I swear it's cocaine I'd never eat your Doryaki..
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Koko: don't you think this is crazy.
Ran: what?
Koko: my heart is beating so fast right now.
Ran: *blushing* Why?
Koko: there's a cockroach near your feet.
Ran: *Screams*
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Flight attendant: before landing, make sure all small objects are safe and secure.
Sanzu, turning to face Mikey:
Mikey: Don't!!
Sanzu: you feeling safe and secure?
Mikey: *throws bag at Sanzu*
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Mikey: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.
Sanzu: *swallowing the key* Yes truely unfortunate.
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Ran: how long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?
Rindou: just give him a minute.
Sanzu: *pushing a door that clearly says pull*
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Mikey: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss on his lips. What should I do?
Ran: punch him in stomach, and when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Takeomi: Tackle him.
Koko: Dump him.
Rindou: kick him in the shin.
Sanzu: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST SIMPLY ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
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Kakucho: stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!!
Sanzu: Yeah!! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environment friendly.
Kakucho:
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Mikey: while I'm away Sanzu you're incharge!!
Sanzu: Yes Boss.
Mikey, whispering to Koko: you're secretly incharge.
Koko: Of course.
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*At the hideout*
Ran: *gently taps the table*
Rindou: *taps back*
Koko: what're they doing?
Mikey: Morse code.
Ran: *aggressively taps table*
Rindou: *slams the table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!
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Mikey: would you take bullet for me?
Sanzu: I would do anything for you My King.
Sanzu: except eat a mushroom. Those things are fucking nasty.
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Ran: I just ended a four year relationship.
Kakucho: Oh, I'm so sorry, Are you okay?
Ran: hmm? Oh, yeah. I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Mikey and Sanzu fighting from across the room*
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Koko: You can't sleep your problems away.
Mikey: I can try though.
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Mikey: You really put everything aside and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Rindou: Several traffic violations.
Sanzu: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Ran: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Koko: Also, that's not our car.
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