(This is such a weird episode) oh and just so you know Nero's little wolf pet sometimes just stays in his bag since it's one of those bags that's bigger on the inside anwayy now that's done let's go
The group are walking through the forest all getting annoyed
Amalia: ugh my feet are like jelly I can't take another step
Yugo: we're completely lost
Nero: yeah there's no doubt about that
Eva: and whose fault is that I wonder
Ruel: this map doesn't help it's too easily insulted, I was only joking when I said I was going to use it to wipe my-
Dally seems to have something in his hand and he sniffs it
Dally: I wonder who this wonderful and beautiful scent belongs too
PerVidal gets excited
Suddnely they hear someone screaming help key
?: please help me someone help me, Who will be the valiant knight that comes to save a real life princess from her curse who will be my Prince Charming, come to me my valiant knight, we shall marry love happy ever after and have lots of children
Dally: A princess a beautiful damsel in distress
Nero: (it's a trap no girl is that direct really hope Amalia and Eva can't read minds)
Dally however is very excited and runs over the princess. Throws down her hair and he climbs it
Ruel: that's it the last ounce of intelligence just drooled out of his mouth
Eva: Ah men a bit of makeup some sweet talk and they lose their heads they are all the same
Yugo: at this rate we are not going to get to oma island anytime soon
Nero: Yeah,you're definitely right about that
They walk up to the castle thing that's covered in vines and Amalia gets rid of them
Amalia: Hey look there are real pretty pictures hidden under here I can't understand them, though, what is this gibberish
Eva: That's osamotis should have gone to class more often princess, leave all hope behind
Nero: Run for your life
Eva: very grave risk of death
Ruel: Huh that explains where there isn't a soul in sight
Nero: and above all do not enter the haunted tower
Yugo: Huh we'd better warn Percidal
Percidal is still climbing
They try to stop him but he just keeps climbing and then he screams and tries to leave but then hair pulls him back in
He then shouts once again
Yugo: Did you hear that it was dally he must have come up against a fierce monster or something worse. We can't let him have all the fun so let's go
Ruel: you're dead right young man when there's a tower there's always something hidden perhaps even some gold
They both excitedly run off
Eva: Those yop Brains that'll teach him grabbing the first ponytail he sees
Nero: Yeah..sometimes I'm ashamed that I share a gender with these people
A bit later they ring the bell
And a very ugly woman pops out of the window
Nero: (ugh)
Woman: If you're trying to sell amulets by mail go away we're not interested
Yugo: We've come to free Percidal!
Woman2: sorry that's not possible Percidals with us now and we're keeping him
Yugo: Oh yeah! We'll see about that
Ruel: does he need rescuing he seems to be having a good time
Nero: Ehh I wouldn't want to be trap in there with them
Yugo knocks on the door
A thing flies out of it and grabs onto Yugo's face, then ruel's face, Then Eva's chest
Eva: I think it's checking us out
The thing then grabs onto Nero's leg
Nero: ugh get the hell off
The thing the flies behind Amalia and looks at her well you know
Amalia: Hey! Hands off
Woman: it's part of the curse the osamodas put a spell on the door no it won't let you through no yeah it only lets ugly princesses in
Amalia: well that's a shame I'll never get in
The castle then starts attacking them with a big claw
Eva shoots it and it falls apart but it just repairs itself
Ruel: now its time to
Run!
Nero: right wiht you
Then all run away from the angry castle
Yugo: first the Xeler then the black crow now this we've been doing nothing but running for weeks now I'm fed up with being thrashed
Nero: You said it!
Amalia: Look at the state of me im starting to look like one of those awful princesses
Yugo: Amalia you're a total genius
Amalia: Really?
Yugo: To get through gate we just need to dress up like an ugly princess
Amalia: you princesses that'll take some work,
Nero: Ugh I can't believe I agreed to this
Amalia: come on Nero I swear you looked enough like a girl already you'll look fine
Nero: alright alright
Nero walks out
Nero: Alright what do ya think Make fun as much as you want believe me I'm used too it
Amalia: I can't believe it..
Ruel: Alright something is definitely off with you no way a guy could pull it off that well
Nero: uhh
Yugo: You look so Genuine that's insane
Nero: ugh fine I'll stick with this so where's Evangelyn
Amalia: Oh hiding in the bushes somewhere
Eva then walks out
Eva: Hehehe
Ruel: Wow Evangelyn is it really you
Eva: I undid my hair and put on this horrible dress, go on make fun I know I look ridiculous
Yugo: Ridiculous? No you look incredible
Amalia seems annoyed: I think you need glasses
Nero seems annoyed: (Nah doesn't suit her at all don't like it)
Yugo: well what are you waiting for let's go
They all start walking
Nero is walking fine but it isn't very comfortable
Eva falls over
Amalia: ah well it's not easy being a princess is it
They get to the castle
Ruel: Get ready get steady get ugly
Yugo: let's see if it works
The thing flies out and looks at Eva and then at Nero
Eva: I don't think we're convincing it
Nero: my thoughts exactly
Ruel then jumps in: Are you trying to say I'm not ugly
The thing seems terrified and flies away
They all walk in
Eva falls over again
4 women walks out
One is huge
One is covered in hair
One looks really old
One is covered in blisters
Blisters: welcome to our humble home
Amalia: oh your too kind
Huge: what a strange bunch of princesss
Amalia: like I said I knew this would never-
The big woman point at Amalia
Huge: especially the runt of the litter
Amalia: how dare you call me a run, I'm princess Amalia, Sheran
Yugo covers her mouth
Blisters: we are just a little weary it's because a band of imposters tried to fool us a while back by masquerading as ugly princesses
They all laugh obnoxiously
Old: in any case it's always a pleasure to make new friends come on let me show you around time goes so slowly when you're cursed it must be so awful to be joined at the hip right
Yugo and Amalia are pretending to be Siamese twins forgot to mention that
Amalia: you have no idea
Nero hears a crack
Amalia: owww! That was my foot
Yugo: Sorry. hey you see that
They see a dark looking room
Old: oh that's the guest room 'she then looks at Nero and Eva' but you two are pretty what are you curses
Eva then falls down the stairs all the way down and a lot of crashing and smashing is heard
Nero: ouch that sounded painful
Old: well that's not any kind of cheap curse is what about you black hair
Nero: well mine is
He then breaks right through solid stone with his bare hands
Nero: I'm too strong I destroy everything I touch
Old: oh well that's a shame, but nothing a good bath can't fix
All: A bath!
They all have to take of their clothes and wear towels
A lot more weird ass stuff happens and they are locked in the bath house and the blister on leaves
Eva: I bet she's off too see Percidal
Yugo: and that he's behind the door we saw before, I'm going try and get him out
Analia: ok but be quick if they see you we'll all be in deep well deeper than we already are
Nero: Yeah you do have Dragoturkey poop on your head
Yugo leaves through a portal
Then there's a lot of screaming and they are now standing there and the big one looks angry
Big: I know shouldn't of trusted those cursed princesses
Blisters: yeah but you know they're in front of you right
And they where and Yugo was being covered for by Amalia's doll
Big: so they are
Old: well let's go see what the problem is
Big: wait did that little Siamese one shrink in the wash
Yugo gets back just in time
The "princesses leave"
Amalia: my doll has saved the day again, what took you so long
Eva: did you find dally
Yugo, Yeha but we have a big problem
Blisters: we've decided to trust you and to let you know we have found a valiant yop who just might be able to undo the curse
Hairy: and we're also going to give you the chance kiss Prince Charming too
Old: because we're going to organise a beauty pageant the yop decides who to kiss so are you in then
They huddle
Yugo: so if one of them kisses him he's doomed one of us has to win the contest
Eva: so What yeah they're not the prettiest but it's only a little kiss Dally's a big boy he can take it
Yugo: except that if the kiss isn't heartfelt dally will be turned into a prancing chimera
All the chimera nod
Big: Hey we won't stay ugly for ever you know
Eva: uhh just a minute, I've had enough you can do this dumb beauty contest without me
Nero: seconded
Amalia: Well Sure Nero can be out that's fine
Nero: sweet alright ladies I've had enough of being here so I'll be seeing you later bye!
Nero punches a hole in the wall and jumps out of it
He then finds his usual clothes
Nero: ahh much better
And he then he goes and takes a nap in a Tree
He then wakes up when they see Percidal being dragged away from the new restored castles and princesses
And that's a wrap
I dislike this episode since it really does nothing to progress the plot apart from minor character development but anyway it's down now let's move on