Kang: Aha, they said I could never teach a Kangaroo to drive!
Kangaroo screaming while driving a Lamborghini.
Kang: No Kanga no!
Kanga drives off a cliff
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Sam Alexander/Nova runs up to Y/N.
Sam: You gotta help me man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeeeee!
Y/N slowly backs away from Nova.
Sam: Please don't hurt me😢
tie laughs evilly.
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Y/N: Hey-
America punches Y/N
Y/N: Ah what the hell is wrong with you?!
LEVEL UP!
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Kate: I baked you a pie!
Y/N: Oh boy. What flavor?
Kate: Pie flavor.
A smaller pie bursts out of the pie with cool music playing
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Miles: Oh no, I spilled my milk.
Kamala: You've killed us all!
Miles: NOOOOOOOoooooo........
Miles and Kamala begin to gurgle at the milk filling the room.
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America: Hey man look at my new dog.
Tommy: Oh yeah, that's pretty cool- Ah there's no dog there!
America: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Tommy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Miles rams into Y/N as he drops his bowl of salad on the table and Miles begins to punch it.
Y/N: What is wrong with you? Stop it! Cut it out man, I don't want it!
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Kamala: Pfff, screw gravity.
Kamala begins to float upwards as Kate and America look in amazement.
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Miles is still punching Y/N's salad
Y/N: No! What is happening? Why would you do this? I can't even-
Miles: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!
Y/N: NOOOOOOOOOO
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Doctor Strange: Now son, don't touch that cactus.
Wiccan magnetically attaches to the cactus.
Doctor Strange: You're dead to me.
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Y/N begins to punch Miles as Miles is still punching Y/N's salad.
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Spider-Man: I like trains.
Peter then proceeds to be hit by a train.
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Kate: It's so nice out here.
Y/N: Yeah, it's just me, you and the moon.
Out in orbit.
Moon: Hey! You two should kiss!
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THE SCIENCE SHOW!
Miles: Piano!
Miles is then hit by a piano and arrives in the basement.
Miles: WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS!?!?
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A phone is ringing, Kamala picks it up.
???: This is a robbery.
dramatic music plays before Kamala hangs up.
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Kate: Honey do you like my new shoes?
Y/N: You are a chair darling.
Kate: I can dream, Y/N!!
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Kamala: I'm back from class.
Miles: What did you learn?
Kamala: Mitochondria is the power house of the cell.
Sam: What's that mean?
Kamala: I DON'T KNOW!
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Y/N: What's the problem?
Nova: Math problem
Y/N: Here let me. Here's an easy one what's 6 times 3?
Nova: I don't know?
Y/N: 6 times 3!
Nova: I don't know what is it?
Y/N: What is it?! Call Miles.
Nova: What?
Y/N: Miles!
Miles: What's up?
Y/N: Homework.
Miles: What's 6 times 3?
Nova: I don't know.
Miles: 6 three's! What 6 times 2?
Nova: Oh twelve.
Miles: Now add 6!
Nova: I don't know what is it!
Miles: What is it? Call Peter.
Nova: Huh?
Miles: Peter!
Peter: What's the problem?
Y/N & Miles: HOMEWORK!
Peter: I taught you this, 6 times 3?
Nova: I don't know.
Peter: If Kamala had 6 times 3 amount of dish soap, how much dish soap would she have?!
Nova: I still don't know how much?!
Peter: HOW MUCH?
They look to see Kamala with a bunch of fish soap on the table.
Peter: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
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Kanga screams as he lands the car right on top of Y/N and hops away in confusion.
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Kate: Honey, I'm pregnant!
Kate looks to Cassie.
Kate: I can explain...
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America: I think we should just be friends
America walks away.
Child: Mother...
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Deadpool looks up to a building.
Deadpool: No, don't jump.
he sets up a camera and starts recording.
Deadpool: Ok, now jump!
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Kate: Two shots of vodka.
Proceeds to pour half of the bottle into the drink
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Strange, Billy and Tommy are driving in a car with Billy in the back seat.
Billy: I love chicken strips
Tommy: Fuck you're chicken strips.
Tommy turns to the window.
Tommy: FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS!
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Spider-Man runs up to Miles.
Miles: Daddy?
Spider-Man: Uhh Yeah.
Miles puts on his spider suit as the mandalorian theme plays in the background.
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Captain America: What are your talents?
Y/N slowly walks up to the table with the rest of the avengers while Rhodey is drinking Starbucks. Y/N flips a bottle and turns away and the bottle slowly lands standing up and it sends shock waves to the table, making all the avengers falling out of they're chairs and Rhodey spilling his coffee.
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(A/N: No dude, I'm not giving you my- Hey what the hell!?)
The writer sees Deadpool at his computer. They stare at each other right before Deadpool jumps out a window.
Deadpool: WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP!