Katsuki rolled over in his bed. He hugged his blanket closer. Why the fuck was it that cold in his room. Katsuki kept his sleeping mask on. The custom weight helped him sleep better. It caused the light to be blocked out aswell. But then he heard it. A fucking horn.'' Damn fucking dunce face and raccoon eyes better not be doing dumb shit this fucking early. I will fucking kill them.'' Katsuki grumbled as he sat up. A cold breeze washed over him'' Dafuq.'' He spoke as he removed his eye mask. His vision was blurry and forced to hide behind his hand.
Extreme brightness. As his eyes adjusted he started truly seeing his surroundings. Katsuki noticed he was no longer in his room. In reality, he was no longer in any room. As he looked around. Katsuki saw that his bed had been removed from his room. and connected to the bottom of a zeppelin. '' what the fuck IS GOING ON.'' Katsuki screamed in rage. he instantly knew the only fuckhead that would do a prank like this. Izuku. Katsuki noticed they were going over his old home.'' what the fuck.'' Katsuki wanted to use his quirk.
Only for cuffs to be around his hands. Just two bracelets that stopped his quirk.'' FUCKING MIDORIYAAAAA!'' Katsuki screamed in rage as he stood on his bed. It was the first time he looked down. Katsuki nearly popped a blood vessel. His rage nearly broke the quirk-canceling bracelet right there. Somehow. Katsuki's bed sheets had transformed from the plain red ones. too now a custom picture. It was his mom. Around 15 years younger. and nowadays Izuku. both smiling as they held a baby Katsuki. He was going to kill Izuku. It took nearly 90 minutes before the zeppelin made its way back to UA. He instantly saw the fuckers who did this
Izuku, nearly doubled over laughing his ass off. His mom Mitsuki prone on the floor in tears laughing so hard. Those for sure had stuff to do with it. But of course, nearly the entirety of UA was sitting outside staring at them. what the fuck were they laughing at. As the bed landed Katsuki instantly sprinted for Izuku. His fist was ready to beat the green-haired shit stain into the dirt. Only for him to miss. Izuku to fly up and Katsuki to see the fucking zeppelin.
It was a picture of Katsuki sleeping and Izuku lying next to him. smirking and holding a thumbs up. with the text. stepdad and son, best friends forever. '' I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!. YOUR A FUCKING DEAD MAN RAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!.'' Katsuki screamed with rage. he was a dead man. there was no way about it. Only to hear his mom still laughing. rolling in the dirt say.'' Dont speak to your father like that.'' Katsuki started chasing Izuku who was laughing. '' Come on my boy. how about you just play catch with your old man and forget the rest.''
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Mina and Izuku landed in the Whitehouse. The portal closed behind them.'' Welcome sir, Ma'am.'' The two women neatly dressed spoke.'' Hey. Sorry Mina wanted to do some sightseeing. So we will get out your hair.'' Izuku said as he and Mina made it out of the Whitehouse. Mina of course took a couple of pictures with some of the things. But their main objective was shopping. Mina wanted to see the Land of the free and home of the brave.'' Now then let's head toward the tourist area. that's always a fun area to go to.'' Izuku said.
The busiest area most of the time. Hundreds of people selling knock-off designer stuff. Some of the stuff Izuku liked. Mina hugged Izuku close. The extremely busy street was far too loud and chaotic for anyone to even notice Izuku and Mina as who they really were. Both looked gladly down the items.'' Oh wow. That is really mental. I can barely notice it's a fake.'' Izuku nodded. That was exactly why. These people made impressive fakes. Which was the exact reason why they were allowed. These people could 100% make the exact same item.
But if they made the items the exact same they could be sued. That would cost millions in cost. And just not worth it. So with small alterations. Gucci is written like Gusci instead. The small change made it so they kept all the profit.'' HERE IT IS BOYS AND GIRLS, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. THE UNRELEASED QUEEN BUBBLEGUM BUBBLEGUM. THE TASTE IS FIT FOR ROYALITY.'' Both heard it. Mina was confused yet Izuku smiled. Both made their way over. Two stalls over there it was. '' WHA,'' Mina spoke loudly. how dare they. this was something Mina never expected.
In front of her. laying on a table. Dozens and dozens of packs of bubble gum. But there was not just any bubble gum. They had Mina's face. Her hair was yellow. Her horns were on her forehead and her eyes were pure white. But that was her.'' Two boxes please.'' Izuku said. Mina gasped why would he buy this? But it happened fast and Izuku pulled Mina away.'' Here,'' He gave her a box.'' what the heck Izuku? What is this? what do I do with this.'' Izuku smiled.'' It's a sign you are famous. You can ask anyone. Royalty gets faked made everywhere. In China. Once I found a condom brand with my face on it. I still have them to this day.''
It took Mina a bit. But she understood why Izuku bought those things. It was a funny thing that just made him laugh. And so did Mina. Izuku showed his collection. Boxing gloves with a white Jordan on them. A skateboard with Bjorn's face but the name spelled Bjorb. He even had more of the girls. A bra set with Nemuri's face on it. Only her hair wasn't purple. it was orange. and her teeth were sharp. But the set was called Midnight Queendom
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Kirishima stepped out of the large gate. He had on a leather chest. fur on his back. On his legs two battle axes. The Viking-styled axes he was gifted by Izuku. He right now stood in the Colosseum. He smirked happily as he clenched his fist. Izuku and Bjorn were such manly bros. Bjorn had recently started a tournament. Each year on the same date. They would do a tournament, this was the first year it happened. And Bjorn had invited Kirishima. He proudly stepped out on the field. It was the final fight that was happening right now. Kirishima had made it through the entire tournament.
over 50.000 people seated. cheering watching him fight. He smiled as the cheer raised his manly spirit. His heart boomed with excitement. He could not wait until the battle started. The man he would face stepped in. A Dutch Giant. Standing taller than All Might at 7 feet and 5 inches tall.'' LET OUR MANLY SPIRITS CLASH'' Kirishima yelled. He was as excited as could be. Nothing could ruin this moment more. The Gaint nodded. Both the signal was given. Both sprinted at each other as they roared.
Both fought for well over 10 minutes, Their fist clashed. Neither man backed down. Neither blocked nor dodged. They stood in the middle and for 10 long minutes, they hit each other. Almost like Izuku and Katakuri fought. But Kirishima took the win. And in shock, the entire Colosseum forgot to speak. they were silent. A moment gifted to him by the gods. Kirishima spread his arms. His axes are in his hands. As loud as he could.'' ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?'' He felt like a kid saying that. Smirking all the way. Only for Bjorn to offer Kirishima a new challenge.'' VALHALA AWAITS ITS BRAVEST WARRIOR.'' Bjorn summed multiple gates that opened and Draugrs walked out. each one a warrior. ready to face Kirishima.'' FOR GLORY'' He yelled facing them head on.
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'' Momo sweety, please tell me, I want to help,'' Izuku said worriedly. Most of everyone had left. It was just him and Momo together. and Momo was mad. She was extremely annoyed and no matter what Izuku tried she was not getting happy. He had made her tea. Given her food. Watched what she liked. But no matter what he tried, Momo's mood had not changed.'' What the fuck are you bitching about.'' Izumi Curtis said as she walked in.
'' Momo is mad. I don't know why. It's not my fault I swear.'' Izuku nearly ducked down, scared that his head was gonna be kicked away. He nearly pissed himself as Izumi walked up.'' Oh, She just needs to blow shit up. All women have those days. So go to the Arctic. Or the desert. and let the woman throw down nades.'' Oh wait really, Yeah let's go.'' Izuku instantly took Momo with him. They chose the ar. Vegapunk had made them special clothing that kept them warm.
Normal pants and a jacket and it was as warm as could be. Izuku used the Float Float fruit. Having Momo sitting down on his back. Both flew around. They kept toward the middle of the Arctic. Before quirks. Nobody lived there. But with quirks. Those that were able to take the cold like it was nothing. It became their new home. But even then. they stayed around the coast. Allowing the middle of the Arctic to be a wasteland.'' Come on babe. Start blowing shit up. it's fine. Any damage can be fixed by Kuro. Momo blushed but nodded. Out of her hand, she created a simple grenade.
She pulled the pin and allowed it to drop. It landed before exploding. And Momo felt it. She started popping out more and more. bigger and better grades. larger and larger explosions. And with each explosion that happened Momo felt her emotions rise and rise. Her grumpy nature had started to dissipate and instead, Momo had started giggling and being her normal self. They spent well over an hour. Just exploding shit left and right. And they made it back.'' Thank you Izuku. That was great fun. I am sorry for earlier.'' Izuku kissed her on the lips.'' Nothing to be sorry about.
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'' FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. I KNOW YOU FUCKING CHEATED.'' Bakugo screamed at Izuku who shrugged his head.'' Nope. That was always where my hotel was Bakugo. It's not my fault you rolled badly and had to pay rent.'' Izuku said calmly. They were playing Monopoly. Eri rolled next and she cheered.'' YIPPIE YEH .'' She said excitedly. It was her turn. and she rolled go back to start. It was bad. For everyone, it was seen as bad, But Eri miss understood it.'' Eri why are you cheering?'' Nemuri asked confused.
'' Uhm, well if I go to the start again that means I get to play more right.'' Eri loved playing with everyone. Each and every one of them could not tell her she was wrong. Eri was too adorable for that. So they went with it. They all basically started over. And chaos happened shortly after the fact. It did not take long before a Monopoly was formed on the board. everyone was forced to pay rent to Eri. She had used her cuteness to take over the entire board.
'' Oh my, what is my granddaughter such a smart little angel? Just like her grammy taught her.'' Inko said happy from the kitchen. She came to see her three grandchildren once again. Smiling as she played with Gol. She had taught Eri to use her cuteness to gain control. Her test subject was Izuku most of the time. While he might be a god in battle. an undefeatable monster that even the strongest feared. Izuku was weak in one thing. Cuteness. Eri's cuteness is more or less. And she was able to learn. to abuse that cuteness to get anything she wanted. Just puppy eyes and a pwease. and Izuku offered Eri the world.